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Sebastian: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Bond: You and me!!!

Sebastian, tearing up: Okay.

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Lesteade: Why are you two here?

John: I'm here to help!

Sherlock: I'm here to make things worse!

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William: Well Sherlock and I have to go.

Sebastian: Alright, have fun, gays!

Sherlock: Don't you mean 'guys'?

Sebastian: Did I fucking stutter?

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Sebastian, placing a card on the table: Ace of spade!

Bond, pulling out an Uno card: +4 bitch

Sherlock, pulling out Liam’s photo: Liam, I choose you!

John, trembling: What are we playing

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William: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Sebastian, probably: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

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louis vibes

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

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Fred: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Albert: You're like 15 years old

Fred: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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William, talking about Bond: We’re getting someone new in the group.

Albert: Are we stealing them?

Louis: New or used?

William: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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John: Is Sherlock sleeping or dead?

Louis: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Sebastian: Yeah, so did I.

Sherlock: Okay, first of all, fuck you-

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Bond: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Sebastian: The cow???

Bond: What?

Louis: Moran, what the fuck

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Sebastian: I didn't even need nine months to be born

Sebastian: I came out in seven!

Louis:

Louis: That's not a good thing

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Moriarty the Patriot → Full body chibis round 2

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Bond: I need to get some air…

Sebastian: There’s air in here.

Bond: I DON’T WANT YOUR AIR!

Sebastian: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY AIR?

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Louis: And here you can see the endangered Sebastian in his natural habitat.

Sebastian: *falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*

Louis: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

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Sebastian: So apparently the “bad vibes" l've been feeling are actually just severe psychological distress.

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John: Getting the gang mood rings so I know when my homies need a hug