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Ron: I'm putting the ghoul in the attic. Harry: The attic? Ron: Hey, at least it's big. Hermione said you used to live in a closet.

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Kingsley: Well, thank you, Tonks. Kingsley: You’re right. No matter what happens, we’ll feel better knowing we didn’t resort to blackmail. Tonks: I agree. Tonks: From now on, the only black male I want anything to do with is you. Kingsley: Kingsley: That was incredibly inappropriate.

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Aunt Petunia: We once told Harry a watermelon was gonna grow in his stomach and I kid you not, he looked at us straight in the eyes and said, "Nope, because there's no sunlight so you're wrong and education has failed you." Uncle Vernon: That little freak was five at the time

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*Hermione receiving nudes from Ron* Hermione: These are high quality tf? Ain't no way you took these pictures, did you get a photoshoot done? Ron: Harry helped Hermione: Fuck you mean "Harry helped"?

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Ginny: I love murder mysteries Harry, trying to impress Ginny: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

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*yelling coming from the living room.* Ron: Ginny! Come here Ginny! See what I mean! Ginny: No, I don’t see what you mean! Hermione: *stopping in the doorway where Harry and Luna are leaning against the doorframe eating popcorn.* What’s going on? Luna: They’re fighting over whose name would make a better dogs name. Hermione: They’re what? Ginny: Ron is a much better name for a dog! Ron: Sit, Ginny. Ginny: I’m right. Ron: Ginny, drop it! Ginny: I’m going to hit you. Ron: Staaaay! Ginny, stay! See it’s a great name for a dog. Ginny: *chucking something across the room at Ron* Harry: *from the doorway* Fetch Ron! Fetch! Ginny: Ah ha! Harry: Ginny's right. Ron does work better. Ginny: Boom! Harry has spoken. Ron: What about Harry for a dog's name? Harry: No. Ginny: Harry's a cat’s name. Hermione: Cat. Luna: So a cat. Harry: Suck it Weasley. Neville: *entering the room* What’s going on? Luna: What about Neville?! Neville: What? Everyone: Come here, Neville! Good boy, Neville. Who’s a good dog! Good job, Neville. Neville: I’m scared.

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Hermione: And that's the plan! Hermione: Now let's see who was paying attention. *Kahoot music starts*

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Neville at 3am: The opposite of “waterfall” is “firefly” Ginny, lying next to him: If you won't shut the fuck up right now I will make sure that you will. Ginny: Permanently.

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Harry: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'. Hermione: That was arson, and those were witnesses.

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Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free

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McGonagall: Ok so you hate Potter, now you hate Weasley. How many enemies do you have exactly? Snape, without hesitation: 37 Snape: It was 36, but then my bitch neighbor had a baby

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Mad-Eye: Can you perform under pressure? Tonks: No but I could take a stab at ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’

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Harry, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk? Ron, taking the pot as he walks past: What if you don't?

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I've got to disagree with you, Harry was made to be an auror. He's got everything a great auror (which he is) needs. For one, he's extremely observant, he always noticed all the little movements someone did and was able to connect it with situation (Remus pretending to read the book because his eyes weren't moving, Hagrid clutching his umbrella tighter at mention of his wand, Hermione having book upside down, etc.) Even right after waking up in Gof, he was able to say something bad was happening only by the sounds, he couldn't see anything when the dementors attacked in Ootp, so he focused on hearing them before he saw them.

He is also good at connecting the dots, he was the one who figured out why no one died from basilisk while basing it only on paper left by Hermione, he realized Bellatrix had horcrux in her vault by her reaction, and he realized Voldemort was after elder wand only basing on Xenophilius's story about Deathly Hallows (and that he's Ignotus's descendant).

Harry loves adventures. He thought that meeting Fluffy for the first time was a great adventure and was keen on having another one. He felt quite exited to break into ministry to steal the horcrux from Umbridge. He wouldn't be able to sit in a castle and teach children, he didn't even want to teach his classmates at first, and you think he'd want to teach hundreds of students same things over and over again and later check their essays? He wanted to become an auror ever since Barty Crouch Jr told him he'd make a good one.

He's great at DADA, Transfiguration, Charms, Herbology, and even Potions, getting an E while Snape is his teacher, and extremely biased against him, basically he's great at everything needed to be an auror. Not to mention he's quite powerful. His accidental magic was powerful, shrinking jumpers, somehow ending up on the roof of a building, and vanishing glass from a zoo exhibit. Not to mention he casted a full Patronus that drove away hundreds of dementors at the young age of 13, was able to stand up to imperious, even the one casted by Voldemort himself, and contrary to popular belief, he was really good at dueling, managing to do it even against Death Eaters.

Harry's really good at working under pressure, and even though his plans don't always work, his intuition never fails. The intuition told him to touch Quirrell's face, to put on sorting hat, to destroy diary and way more. He's brave, he's tough and works hard when the matter is really important.

Besides, do you believe McGonagall would let him teach when she literally argued with Umbridge promising to make him an auror if it was the last thing she ever did?

It's been more than 10 years and I'm still angry about Harry becoming an auror

He could have been a teacher

He could have been a quidditch player

In my mind he's only an auror for the few years after the war, after that he choose being a teacher

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Dean: Nice onesie, does it come in men? Harry, annoyed: Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us Ron: Hermione: Neville: Ginny: Luna: The entire Gryffindor common room: Seamus: Oh I'm so proud of you <3

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The Daily Prophet: Three people have reportedly broken into the Gringotts. McGonagall, scoffing: What idiots *Front cover on the daily prophet, showing Harry, Ron, and Hermione riding a dragon out of the building* McGonagall: Wait, those are my idiots

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Tonks, jumping off a bench and doing a weird skip: I’m built different. Kingsley: Like...incorrectly?