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With Reader in the place of Randy, I think this could potentially be a scene in Haunted where Reader has come to wreak havoc on Kevin on behalf of Sami. The heartbreak in Kevin's eyes at losing his best friend, only to lose Reader again, too...

GIVE KO AN OSCAR

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I feel like this takes place during the time that Kevin and Sami are reunited while Reader is still with the Bloodline, with Sami aiming to piss his sister off.

Sami wearing Kevin's shirt after they got separated 🥺🥺

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So, I fully believe that Kevin krashed out when Solo made the New Bloodline because Reader was once again thrown into the middle of things.

Drag those frauds, Kevin!!!

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I love revisiting this crazy ass story cause wtf was I on?

i can't sleep, so i'm going to bless you all with a dream i had the other night ft. the bloodline, kevin owens, and sami zayn.

a friend of mine (unidentified in dream, but i believe female?) and i are backstage at an event. i am wearing a kevin owens shirt, and i have a red bloodline beanie on my belt. fuck if i know what my friend was wearing. but we're looking out of this giant window, and the area we're in is quiet, and the view is just gorgeous - like new york, almost. we're talking about how i've really grown fond of sami in terms of attractiveness (because while he's cute, he's certainly not my typical type).

so who pops up? sami, of course! in a fucking crane. outside of the window. grinning as if he's been blessed by my attraction to him. now, i don't quite remember our conversation (oh, should i mention he casually broke through the window, climbed out of the crane, and just started speaking to us as if it was fucking normal?), but i do remember a little bit of flirting. something like: "well, i'm just very flattered, you're very sweet, oh you're a big fan of kev? i just know he'd love you, etc." he was definitely eating it up with that little grin that he does, you know the one.

eventually, sami invites us to the 'exclusive' area. now, you might be thinking that this is some lounge backstage. you're very, very, extremely wrong. no, you see, sami takes my friend and i to this area with a ring. it's not the ring, but it's a ring backstage surrounded by glass flooring. yes, glass. i know, i know, what a hazard. anyways, sami turns to us, and he tells us to follow him.

he. goes. under. the. ring.

like any normal people, we excitedly and obediently follow! underneath the ring is this giant hole of water, and sami hops right on in. he tells us to trust the current, not to fight it. and he disappears into a void of water. so we follow! because that's normal and sami told us to do it, so it's obviously safe.

this water- it's not really water as much as it is slime. it's not sticky or anything like that, but it's thick and we're not really wet or anything. it's hard to describe, really. the current is strong, but we let it carry us instead of flipping out. we swirl and turn and do all of these sickening movements before we end up at a clearing of sorts, outside of the weird water. it's small; it's only got this ladder leading down into something. so, we go.

at the bottom of the ladder, there's this big room surrounded by the weird water but not consumed by it. in the middle of the room, there's a table large enough to house at least twenty, fitted with chairs. there's a monitor of the actual ring in one of the corners. and there's sami zayn, sitting at one of the chairs with a grin. he welcomes us to the exclusive hangout, and he tells us that he's invited a few friends to join.

sami talks bashfully about his time in the ring, trying to flirt every now and then. i'm sitting beside him, and my friend sits across from me. he doesn't move to touch me or anything, but he's clearly enamoured. blushing and smiling and almost being a schoolboy with his flirtations.

sometime soon after, kevin pops out of the void with this indescribably flirtatious cockiness about him. he's got the smirk, the puffed chest, but he's still acting like kevin, if that makes any sense. and when he sees the shirt i'm wearing? it's over. he thanks sami for inviting him down, commenting that he's thrilled to be around two lovely people. he comes over, says i'm in his chair. weird because there's a million around, but i apologize and stand. he sits down, and without missing a beat, pulls me into his lap with my legs dangling toward sami and my arm thrown around his neck. i'm a blushing mess. sami playfully scolds kevin. kevin says something about me being a fan ("oh come on, she's a fan! isn't that right, sweetheart?" is what i personally like to imagine).

sami is clearly a little jealous at all of the attention i'm giving kevin because he keeps looking over with this little bit of a sad look as he's talking to my friend. meanwhile, kevin and i are talking amongst ourselves very lightly, giggling and being entirely too close together. one of his hands is behind my back, supporting me, and the other is rubbing soothing circles on my thigh. he is 100% a cocky douchebag, definitely giving 2015-16 vibes.

in pops roman reigns. he is uncharacteristically nice - for the time being, thanking sami for letting him know about the guests (friend and i). roman shows a little distaste toward kevin's treatment of me, making some kind of comment under his breath (i like to think it was a simple "what the hell is wrong with you" type of comment). he tells sami that the rest of the bloodline will be along shortly. roman proceeds to engage in conversation with the friend mostly due to the fact that kevin might have well claimed me at this point.

jimmy comes barreling in first, laughing his ass off. jey follows, also laughing. it's something to do with solo, but neither man can calm down enough to spit it out. a few moments pass and solo comes in, absolutely fucking drenched in water. sami comments that that's the reason you shouldn't fight the current. solo tells him to shut the hell up. the twins calm their laughing to snickering. and as everything calms, the other three members of the bloodline seem to notice us (friend and i).

jey comes straight at kevin with the "why the hell she in your lap" type of talk. he sees the bloodline beanie hanging from my belt and tells kevin that he's clearly had his time, now it's time for the bloodline to get to know me. kevin snaps back that i'm perfectly fine with him. i stay silent. i'm not trying to get my ass beat here in the exclusives lounge. sami tells everyone to calm down, that this is supposed to be a nice time for everyone.

in the spirit of keeping things light, kevin sends me out of his lap and across the room to the three other members of the bloodline. jimmy has already taken a seat. jey, though, puts on a nasty smile to piss kevin off and asks very bluntly which member of the bloodline i'd like the honor of sitting on. sami jumps in with how it's inappropriate and i don't have to answer. jey pushes for an answer. solo finds a seat, though he's staring. i eventually mumble out that i most like solo. jey doesn't take it too hard, but he's obviously a little jealous. playfully, though, he makes some comment toward his younger brother ("look at you lil bro, our little sweetheart here likes you" or something mayhaps) and pushes me into his lap. i stumble a bit and end up in a much more compromising position than with kevin; i'm more or less straddling solo.

kevin immediately starts to protest. sami does what he can to calm him, but he's looking much more upset now that i'm with solo. solo and i are just kinda frozen, his hands resting on my lower back/ass area. i awkwardly adjust to sit on him as i had kevin. solo is much less intimate than kevin, but he does lean in my ear and whisper something about being a fan ("so, you a fan of mine, huh, baby?" yesyesyes). i'm blushing. my friend is chatting up jimmy.

jey suggests that we play a verbal game of some kind. we all agree. he immediately turns and asks me and my friend to list everyone in the room off in the order we'd most like to fuck them. again, there is an uproar from sami. but, we eventually agree. my friend lists off roman, jimmy, jey, sami, solo, and then kevin. roman takes a sudden interest in her. i, hiding my face behind a wall of red blush, bashfully call out the order: kevin and solo are tied, jey, sami and roman are tied, and jimmy. jimmy tells me that he and jey should be tied as they're twins. jey laughs and says it's the attitude. sami looks upset. roman looks offended. kevin and solo are staring each other down with murder in their eyes.

and that's all i really remember. it's a lot more than i thought it would be in all honesty.

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it truly is as simple as that

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The Return of Haunted—Potentially!

Well, it's certainly been awhile, Tumblr.

Where to begin? There's so much to say, yet there's not much to say at the same time; the best way to describe my hiatus from this account is probably, simply put, laziness, and I'm more than happy to own up to that.

Sure, things have changed significantly within my life—from moving to the essential divorce of my parents to changing my views on religion—but, overall, everything's still about as good as it has always been.

That said, why don't we address the real elephant in the room—Haunted: The Series and the AU content that I started regarding the sister of Sami Zayn and her struggles with the Bloodline and Kevin Owens.

Things have changed significantly within the WWE, especially regarding Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, and all of the members (including the new ones) of the Bloodline—adding in the added challenges of Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes, even Gunter and Bron Breakker if we want to get into more minor-ish feuds.

So, where does this leave Haunted since it left off well before Wrestlemania of last year?

That's something that I have been struggling to answer, honestly. Should I go back and watch everything Bloodline, Sami, and Kevin related over that course of time and attempt to make a coherent outline for a story that follows everything that has happened? Should I scrap the work altogether and start something new? Should I have a skip of time in the middle?

Ultimately, I think that I want to ask all of you, if anyone is even still interested in this series, what to do—because I genuinely am unsure of what the best option would be, and I feel I owe it to my readers to ask for input, anyway, after how long it has been since I have been around.

To be clear: I have some of the rewritten content done, and I simply never posted in. I also never finished rewriting all of the posted chapters, either.

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I just know that Solo said some shit about Reader that got Kevin heated here.

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Sami having to be constantly reminded of his time being abused at the hands of Roman Reigns whilst being in belief that Roman was a godsend— and having to see his sister turn on him to suffer the same fate, even now.

They just want this man to relive all the old stress on top of his new stress.

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not my typical post but there's something unspeakably sexy about this???

Monday Night RAW (06/11/2023)

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I like to think that this happened after Sami recruited his sister (Reader) to The Bloodline— because Reader was heavily manipulated into believing Kevin to be an enemy, and Sami did nothing to fix that (in fact, he played into it).

Here, we see Sami begging Kevin to understand— begging for forgiveness. But Kevin isn't interested in forgiveness— because The Bloodline took Sami from him, and now Sami, under direction of The Bloodline, took Reader away, too.

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As Solo beats down Kevin Owens at the order of Roman Reigns, Reader comes out with a chair to protect Kevin— a move no-one saw coming as she had been very clear she was not interested in becoming friends with Kevin again.

Reader smiles at Solo, sitting down in said chair rather than helping Kevin up. Is this just an act of defiance against the Bloodline— against him? Solo isn't sure.

Paul, on the other hand, feels the need to contact Roman immediately.

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Sami and Kevin confronting Reader back before Wrestlemania— back when Kevin had just forgiven Sami. But Reader makes it clear that she wants nothing to do with their little friendship, says Kevin will do as he always does and turn on Sami, and calls her brother pathetic for leaving the Bloodline for Kevin.

Sami is hurt. Kevin, on the other hand, is both hurt and absolutely fuming.

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The aftermath of a sit-down between Roman and Reader in which Roman tells Reader that she needs The Bloodline— without him, without The Bloodline, she's like her brother (Sami)... nothing. And Roman, being the kind leader he is, is willing to take Reader back into The Bloodline since she didn't go running back to Sami and Kevin; she's a smart girl that made a mistake.

Reader tells Roman to go to hell— he and Solo cost her the Smackdown Women's Championship, and she's very sore about it.

Roman is... irritated. With Kevin back on Smackdown, this could cause issues he doesn't have the time for— he'll convince Reader to come back, one way or another, just like he manipulated convinced her into joining to begin with.

Roman Reigns

— SmackDown, Jan. 7, 2022

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The back and forth between the two exes continues as Solo makes himself known during almost all of Reader's matches. It'll be interesting to see how Kevin reacts now that he's back on Smackdown— now that he has more of a chance to bring Reader back to him his side.

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Upon seeing Reader appear for the first time in weeks since she lost her Smackdown Women's Championship because of him, Solo has a bit of an emotional reaction— especially since Reader looks... devious.

Paul, stressed out as he already is with having to deal with Jimmy, tries to nip the interaction in the bud. The last thing he needs is for Roman to be upset with Solo on top of things.

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Reader interrupting the return of Roman Reigns with a rant about how she did everything for him, for The Bloodline, and she didn't deserve being cheated out of her Smackdown Women's Championship.

Notice how Paul looks— because Reader did this to herself. She chose to superkick Solo instead of sucking up talking through the issues within The Bloodline. Roman, on the other hand, is a mixture of disappointment and annoyance.

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Kevin Owens is back on Smackdown; Cody Rhodes and Jey Uso are running around as the Undisputed Tag Team Champions; Jimmy Uso has the audacity to be near Roman; Reader is flip-flopping around like a fish out of water, not knowing where her priorities and loyalty lie.

Poor Roman just got back— by gods, he's already exhausted.

This man Roman was trying to assess the level of audacity.