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What would I do if I didn't love you babe....

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: July 18

2019

Completely Booked [david/patrick, E, 24,639] by @letteredlettered

Patrick has a calendar. He puts David on it. They keep their appointments. Then they do more scheduling.

I've got the feeling you're the right thing after all [david/patrick, T, 5,072] by JessX2231

Once they arrived at the drive-in, Patrick insisted they get more comfortable in the backseat. He knew there was no way to offer that without sounding suggestive, but he took it all in stride. “And what are we going to do back there that we can’t do here?” David asked. “I don’t know, David,” Patrick said with a telling grin. “Why don’t you join me and we’ll find out?” Or, Patrick takes David on their second date.

language of love (like you know what it means) [david/patrick, T, 3,496] by sunshine_butch

David doesn’t always say it the same way, but that didn’t mean he means it any less. He says, “My parents are hosting another barbeque, because the last one went so well, if you’d like to come. Tomorrow.” or Love languages, because I’m sappy and their relationship is all I’ve thought about for *checks watch* two months and fifteen days

let the rain come down (make a brand new ground)... [david/patrick, M, 2,520] by @startswithhope

After Jocelyn's baby shower, David and Patrick end up back at the store as storm rolls through and they sit together to watch, drink wine and talk about important things. And then stop talking for a while to do other things, that are equally important.

No Hands Below the Waist [david/patrick, M, 2,710] by @picascribit

"So …" said David a moment later, slightly out of breath, "how are we defining 'things' and 'slowly'?" "'Slowly' means when I'm ready, you'll be the first to know. And as for 'things' —" Patrick's cheeks flushed a delightful shade of red. "Let's just say … for tonight, pants stay on, and no hands below the waist. All right?" David cocked his head, a smile curling the corner of his mouth. "I can work with that."

2020

beach boys [david/patrick, G, 125] by @enablelove

"I told you we shouldn't have gone to the beach."

Blessings [david/patrick, G, 1,590] by @pageoftowers

How I imagine Patrick would ask Stevie for her blessing.

David Rose's Husband [david/patrick, T, 352] by @streetlampsunset

The first time Patrick hears David call him his husband.

from a free point of view [david/patrick, E, 8,707] by etben

“Okay, so.” David blinks, his heart rate slowing. “So, just to clarify, you’re saying that you haven’t spent the past three weeks secretly stewing about this.” “I mean.” Patrick fidgets. “Not in a bad way?” (In a sexy way)

Give a Little, Get a Little [david/patrick, T, 1,676] by bigficenergy

A kiss to cheer David up leads to more.

i'm gonna make this place your home [david/patrick, T, 2,494] by @staystrange

Who knew that when his dad had bought David this town as a joke, he’d actually bought him the life he’d always dreamed of but never thought he could possibly have? -or- David and Patrick visit the house, tour the house, and move into the house.

More than words is all you have to do to make it real [david/patrick, T, 2,700] by @kiwiana-writes

5(+1) times Patrick said "I love you" without actually saying it, set between 4.06 and 4.12.

Nice Move [david/patrick, T, 1,373] by @spiffymittens

David finds himself surprisingly sympathetic about Ray's business worries. Patrick notices.

Something Viable [ray/oc, T, 618] by @lastchancecafe13

Ray Butani loves a first date. Like launching a new business venture, there is something addictive about the prospect of starting something new.

Spotlight [david/patrick, E, 5,933] by anonymous

Patrick likes to put on a show. David helps.

Sunrise Bae - S02E54 [gen, t, 1,706] by @adspexi

Moira Rose has had a long, storied career. Dani and Mel have a long, storied podcast following it.

Thanks for Choosing Bagged! [david/patrick, T, 8,053] by @dinnfameron

"Ok I love you, now please thanks wine." As soon as David hit send and saw the message migrate from the draft box to the text conversation, he felt the bottom drop out of his stomach. Shit. He'd sent it to the customer. He'd sent it to Patrick. Did that seriously just happen?

What the leather jacket saw... [david/patrick, NR, poem] by @cheesecurdsgravyandfries

A inexplicable free verse poem.SO out of my wheelhouse, but this is where my brain went with this idea. Surely, David's leather jacket witnessed one hell of a trajectory. For Olive31, who mentioned the leather jacket in comments for Home, Sweet Home. While I'm at it, please check out my Choose Your Own Adventure fic, a Coda to Pregnancy Test, Episode 4.02 . It was a buttload of work and I'm super proud of it, and I'm working on another one for release in a few weeks. Oh, god, it randomly ended up exactly 300 words. It must be a sign.

2021

Fill 'Er Up [Tumblr Prompt Fills] [david/patrick, E, 5,895] by @asoftplacetoland

A collection of tumblr prompt fills ranging from cloyingly sweet to too filthy to read in public because that's just what ends up happening most of the time when I write. Ratings and content warnings marked in the beginning of each chapter.

2022

[Art: I Scream, You Scream] [david/patrick, G, fanart] by mallpretzles

Patrick is a troll while David eats ice cream during Housewarming and The MVP.

[Art: In Business & In Love] [david/patrick, G, fanart] by mallpretzles

Alexis flirtatiously bosses Patrick into throwing a massive, last minute event during Singles Week.

A Ray of Light [patrick & ray, NR, 1,476] by @tyfinn

Patrick needs a change, and contacts Ray Butani about a job.

What I'd Give [david/patrick, M, 2,149] by mallpretzles

Stevie stays at Patrick’s apartment the night before the wedding and realizes he’s still harboring some insecurities.

2023

and i could try to lie, i could try to bluff (or i could try to dance with you instead) [david/patrick, T, 40,656] by @hyper-fix-ate

“David, what are you doing?” David slumps back down onto the step and sighs, “I need coffee.” “It’s five o’clock in the morning,” Patrick says. He takes the last few stairs on the rickety staircase that leads to his apartment above Cafe Tropical and approaches David like one might approach a wild animal. “Make coffee at the motel.” “I did. I drank it all.” “You drank all the coffee at the motel before five in the morning?” “Big gulps,” David confirms, nodding his head just once. “Lots of sugar.” Or, the one where I follow the plot of S4E20 - S5E3 of Gilmore Girls, but make it David and Patrick instead of Lorelai and Luke. In this universe Ted & Alexis are about to get married, Patrick moved to Schitt's Creek before the Roses and helps with the financial stuff but is less involved in the day-to-day of RA, which is about to open, and we ignore the fact that Rory and any of her plot points exist because even I am not so chaotic as to give David Rose a teenage daughter.

2024

Changes - Part 2 [david/patrick, E, 23,459] by JZD

Moving on to Part 2 of Changes. During the following two years, Patrick struggled with his loss, building the business and, sheerly by a series of chance events, developed a side hustle in pop music. Meanwhile, David found it difficult to gain traction in pursuit of his new career. He began to rethink the decisions he made over the previous two years.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017 or 2018 2019: 5 fics/38,437 words 2020: 13 fanworks (12 fics, 1 poem)/35,627 words 2021: 1 fic/5,895 words 2022: 4 fanworks (2 fics, 2 fanart)/3,625 words 2023: 1 fic/40,656 words 2024: 1 fic/23,459 words Total: 25 fanworks (22 fics, 2 fanart, 1 poem)/147,699 words

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Schitt's Creek Photo of the Day 194 of ???

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Did you happen to see shots of Dan looking smokin' on WWHL? I renounce Andy Cohen and all his works so I was never going to watch the show, but Dan sure did look pretty (and was with Amy Sedaris, to boot).

Dan did look very nice, didn't he? Let's review, for science.

Bonus from the Smurfs Premiere, where he also looked really pretty. He's clearly feeling good these days.

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Have I mentioned to you that there will be a barbecue after?

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: July 17

2019

adorable, sexy, and thoughtful [david/patrick, G, 526] by @enablelove

Patrick makes David breakfast.

spinning on that dizzy edge [david/patrick, T, 4,110] by @thegrayness

“You don’t seem to be freaking out,” David said. OR David has tentacles and, well, maybe they play matchmaker.

when the lights go out you give me a spark [david/patrick, T, 558] by @thegrayness

“Don’t look!” “I’m not looking, David!”

Yellow Moon on the Rise [david/patrick, T, 10,504] by @patrickredactedbrewer

“David was about to take his chances again when he looked up at the next float and saw the kissing booth boy, waving genially in a blue button down and slacks, with a plastic crown and a sash that said, unbelievably, ‘Corn Crown Prince.’” Or, Stevie and Alexis drag David to Elm Grove’s 4th Annual Corn Festival, where Patrick is working their college baseball team’s kissing booth fundraiser.

2020

[art] alexis.rose.comms [stevie/alexis, G, fanart] by @onlylostphysics

A snapshot from Alexis' instagram when she visits Schitt's Creek. (Or, there's only one person who can convince Stevie to wear a flower in her hair.)

[Podfic] What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’? [david/patrick, E, podfic] by @delilah-mcmuffin

“In here!” David’s voice called out from the direction of the kitchen. Patrick frowned and braced himself. The thought of David alone in the kitchen all day was both terrifying and adorable. He frequently spent his days off cooking things for Patrick, deep diving on Pinterest for recipes he thought would make Patrick’s mouth water. And Patrick appreciated the thought, he really did. It was just that sometimes, after a day spent in the kitchen, all that David had to show for his efforts was the thought. And some kind of lumpy, burnt thing that was supposedly a pot roast or maybe banana bread. Podfic of my story, What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?

Coffee (With The Right Amount of Sugar) How You Like It [david/patrick, T, 2,600] by @streetlampsunset

“Did you know Patrick has magic?” “Um, yes, obviously, David,” Alexis said without glancing up from her phone. “Uh, excuse you,” David said, holding up a Rick Owens for consideration, before deciding against it. “What do you mean, obviously?” “We talk witchy things literally all the time,” Alexis said. She waved her hand in his direction, “He uses little hedge spells to keep your clothes from getting all wrinkly and your hair from looking sad.” Alexis tilted her head and scrunched up her nose. “You can’t feel them?”

glad to be your one shot pleasure (or more) [david/patrick, E, 12,729] by @hullomoon

When Patrick meets his friends at the bar he hadn't planned on hooking up with anybody, that all changes when he meets David.

Heart Skips a Beat [david/patrick, T, 6,118] by @colorofmymindposts

Stevie doesn't give into David's demands to let him stay at her place when Alexis has lice. So Patrick offered. Patrick Brewer with the straight leg denim. Patrick Brewer with the awful taste in decor and who loves poking fun at David. Patrick Brewer with all the help and business advice David needs to not run this store into the ground before it even starts. Patrick, who David is starting to warm up to despite his best intentions not to.

In Every Color [david/patrick, G, 1,304] by @maxbegone

“Green’s a good color on you.” David stops in his tracks. He should say “thank you” and take the compliment, but the mild hilarity of the moment overshadows it. — Or, David wears something a little outside of his comfort zone, Patrick wears something a little outside of his normal color choices, and there’s talk about self-expression.

My Skin Is Begging You Please [david/patrick, E, 2,366] by @owltranslator

Patrick wants more.

Pool Party [david/patrick, T, 1,953] by @thefirstmrshummel

The first summer in their new home, David longs for a pool. Patrick, perhaps predictably, tries to follow through on his promise to make David happy.

Railed and Derailed [david/patrick, E, 1,177] by @kiranerys42

David tries to fuck Patrick, but he gets distracted.

Why waste a drop of the wine [david/patrick, T, 610] by @kiwiana-writes

But none of that stops the air from being sucked out of his chest when he gets to the Capitol and sees Patrick ready to go on as the Emcee.

2021

PDA: Public Displays of Anxiety [david/patrick, T, 6,355] by @delilah-mcmuffin

“Maybe I don’t want to go out with you guys if you’re going to be disgusting and gooey all night.” Patrick holds up his hands in surrender. “If I promise not to be gooey, will you still come?” “You can promise all you like,” Stevie chimes in from where she’s lounging on David’s bed, scrolling listlessly on her phone. “It won’t stop David from being gooey all over you.” Patrick feels himself blushing. Are they really that bad? Does the way he and David interact in public make people uncomfortable? Or: Patrick gets all up in his head about how much PDA is too much. Things go about as well as you'd expect.

Rags Lombard's Food + Drink [david/patrick, T, 2,998] by @blackandwhiteandrose

“There will be plenty of time for kissing la-” Patrick stopped talking, his eyes catching on someone looking intently at him. “Shit.” “What?” David's head swiveled back and forth, trying to figure out the source of his displeasure. “It is you! Paddy-O!” A voice far too loud for the environment called out. ------- On a trip to Patrick's hometown, he and David visit a restaurant where some of major life moments have occurred ... and have a run-in with two guys he'd have been happy to never see again.

Tell Me When You Know [david/patrick, M, 12,771] by @maxbegone

“No restaurant proposals,” Patrick adds aloud, ticking it off on his fingers as he goes. “No scavenger hunts, champagne is a yes, but the ring has to not be in it...Nowhere there could be a hidden photographer standing by, although it might be nice...” Rachel hums down the line. “God forbid David isn’t put together for once,” she jokes. “So nothing cheesy. Or public.” “No.” “Kinda hard when you’re proposing."___ There are five times in which Patrick nearly proposes to David, several conversations about it, and one time where he actually does.

2022

comparison is killing me slowly [david/patrick, T, 2,196] by @patrckbrewer

The bottle lands on Patrick. “Okay, I think we’ve had enough of this game!” he yells. Everyone is staring at him and he knows he’s ruining the party, but the anxiety that has taken over his brain doesn’t really give a shit. “Ugh, David, stop ruining the fun,” Alexis says, patting a very confused Ted on the shoulder and moving out of the way so he has easier access to Patrick. David’s Patrick. or: the one where ted kisses patrick instead of david

2023

DON'T PANIC! [david/patrick, T, 24,624] by OneForTheDame

David wakes up in an unfamiliar bedroom.Alone. Luckily, there's a note explaining everything. Chaos ensues.

Ease [david/patrick, G, 100] by @ramonaflow

100 words based on the Tumblr prompt: Ease

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017, 2018, or 2024 2019: 4 fics/15,698 words 2020: 10 fanworks (8 fics, 1 podfic, 1 fanart)/28,889 words 2021: 3 fics/22,124 words 2022: 1 fic/2,196 words 2023: 2 fics/24,724 words Total: 20 fanworks (18 fics, 1 podfic, 1 fanart)/93,631 words

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: July 7

2018

Language of Love [david/patrick, G, 886] by @aokayinspace

It's David and Patrick's wedding and they exchange vows.

The Proposal [david/patrick, G, 1,422] by @howami40

David proposes to Patrick.

2019

Cheers (Drink to That) [david/patrick, G, 605] by @holmesapothecary

The first night in their new house.

Control [david/patrick, E, 7,319] by @codswalloping

Patrick wants to tie David up. Things don't exactly go according to plan.

Gifts [david/patrick, M, 2,160] by TayTay4936

When a mysterious woman shows up at the motel one night, offering Moira the one thing she dreams of more than anything, she doesn't expect it to come at such a cost.

love me lights out [david/patrick, T, 1,938] by wardo_wedidit

"Nooooo,” David whines dramatically, fumbling one hand away from where he’s holding Patrick to cover his face. “Stevie, we agreed, only artists that have been pre-approved by me. No Vanilla Ice.” Or, a short drabble about David's bachelor party going off the rails.

never said that to anyone else [david/patrick, E, 5,699] by simplytheworst

David brings back Patrick's tea for their perfect moment, but the store gets busy and they can't seem to get that moment back.

this is his life now... [david/patrick, M, 1,575] by @startswithhope

Honestly, I just needed to write something soft and it turned into a bit of smut... this is set a week after Singles Week and their first "I love you" declarations.

Wild/Wired [david/patrick, T, 9,887] by @vodka-rocks-and-a-piece-of-toast @yerbamansa

Anthology-style short AU stories inspired by/stolen from sci-fi/fantasy, but with David and Patrick. Silly? Yes. Cute? We hope so. See notes for easy story index.

2020

And Baby Makes Three [david/patrick, E, 7,696] by princesstigerlily

A few years into their marriage, David changes his mind about a Very Big Thing. He chooses to bring it up over dinner, in the middle of the fanciest French restaurant Elmdale has to offer. Kinky sex and tenderness ensue.

Happy Surprises [david/patrick, E, 1,082] by @mickeysmyheart

"Imagine David's first birthday after the finale. When he doesn't hear from his parents or Alexis, he thinks they've forgotten about him again. But then there's a knock on the door and all 3 of them are there in Schitt's Creek because they wanted to celebrate with him in person."

I Think She Knows [stevie/alexis, M, 35,417] by stevierosebudds

Post-"Happy Ending." Stevie is sorting out her feelings for a certain Rose, and it's not the one you think.

I'm Part of You Indefinitely [david/patrick, E, 4,019] by @streetlampsunset

Most Brewer men could visit the lives of their alternate selves once they found the person they were meant to be with. The fact that he had woken up here, today, meant that David returned his love. The first jump was involuntary, but now all he had to do was close his eyes to see the vastness of the multiverse spread before him, all the ways he and David would find each other. The gravity of it all swelled inside him; he spilled over with love for David Rose. Patrick spends some time with an alternate version of the man he loves.

Lessons to Unlearn [david/patrick, T, 10,632] by @agoodpersonrose

5 things David has to unlearn about relationships, and the things that David and Patrick learn together.

Not Quite [david/patrick, T, 670] by @patrickredactedbrewer

David was already snoring by the time Patrick curled into him, and he thought I’m going to listen to him snore for as long as we both shall live, my lawfully-wedded husband, and then his eyes popped back open. Or It is unlikely Moira actually had the power to legally marry them.

sing [david/patrick, E, 2,497] by @wild-aloof-rebel

Patrick gives David a three-month anniversary gift.

2022

[Fan art: AO3 logo designs] [david/patrick, G, art] by mallpretzles

Reimagined designs using the associated colors of Patrick, David, and the Schitt’s Creek show logo.

Slow In the Stock Room [david/patrick, E, 2,071] by swift_wind

“Thank you for letting me think this through.” Patrick pulls David round and sits him on the sofa.“I don’t need for us to get naked right now.” David almost looks disappointed, but schools his face quickly, and Patrick smirks.“But I do, with some urgency, need to make you come.” ___ David gives Patrick some time to think on what 'taking things slow' means for them

2023

later [david/patrick, G, 360] by @enablelove

What if David and Patrick realize there's something more between them the day of the store opening?

2024

Dress Rehearsal [david/patrick, T, 1,044] by @characterassassination-at-9am

They have their first dress rehearsal for Cabaret. Patrick likes his show makeup...or he likes that David likes it...but has a hard time admitting it.

Heather [david/patrick, G, 100] by @ramonaflow

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017 or 2021 2018: 2 fics/2,308 words 2019: 7 fics/29,183 words 2020: 7 fics/62,013 words 2022: 2 fanworks (1 fic, 1 art)/2,071 words 2023: 1 fic/360 words 2024: 2 fics/1,144 words Total: 21 fanworks (20 fics, 1 fanart)/97,079 words

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i think i would like my people to be smarter and my tech to be stupider. is this anything

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About Me

Thanks to @flowertrigger for the tag

favorite color: I'm really into pinks right now, which is a big departure for me.

currently watching: The Great British Pottery Throw Down, Lost, Firefly (rewatch), the Toronto Blue Jays

currently reading: Death in a Darkening Mist by Iona Whishaw - Canadian murder mystery series, highly recommend!

last song: Honky Tonk Man - Dwight Yoakam (this is entirely Noah Reid's fault, I don't know what to tell you)

last film: Deep Cover which I enjoyed more than I thought I would

coffee or tea: Coffee

last series: Welcome to Wrexham S4

last song you sang out loud: Honky Tonk Man - Dwight Yoakam (once again, I blame Noah)

currently craving: breakfast? But, you know, lazy.

sweet/salty/savory: It depends.

earbuds/headphones: Earbuds, but I hate them.

last place you went to other than home: Farmer's Market and the bookstore.

favorite chips: Salt and vinegar

color that looks good on you: Warm neutrals - dark browns etc.

working on: Finishing the second Rosewood book, teaching myself to make yubinuki thimbles, my garden

Tagging @ramonaflow @stereopticons @weathereyehorizon @carolrain @dinnfameron and anyone else who wants to share.

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Patrick Brewer and his horrified face [29/??]

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The LG Granderson Show on Youtube [🎥]

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Schitt's Creek Photo of the Day 193 of ???

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@pscentral event 16: pride colours

David Rose and Patrick Brewer from Schitt's Creek Pansexual + Gay Men 's pride flags

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: July 16

2019

[text] is this burning? [david/patrick, E, 1,099] by @olive2read

out of their go-to oil, Patrick makes an ill-advised replacement

Blow On Me [david/patrick, M, 1,020] by orphan_account

“I thought you were supposed to be sick,” Patrick said, putting down the juice and chicken soup he’d just brought home. “Was it all just a ploy to get out of working today, then?”

Lead Me (and Fit Around My Tongue) [david/patrick, E, 1,878] by bigficenergy

A gratuitous and particularly handsy movie date/makeout sesh.

pride night at the blue jays [david/patrick, NR, 3,054] by @samwhambam

When Patrick tells David about a less than stellar time he had at pride a few years prior, David decides to take matters into his own hands and provide Patrick with a better, more comforting experience during pride month.

Wedding Night [david/patrick, M, 1,016] by @kiranerys42

Now that they're married, Patrick wants to have sex with his husband. David just wants to sleep with his husband--as in, actually sleep.

2020

Can't Fight This Feeling [stevie/alexis, T, 5,437] by @alexistevie

Ever since the Roses came to Schitt's Creek, Stevie's life has changed....

Coming From Inside the House! [david/patrick, G, 1,179] by @froggierboy

David gets a surprise. A good surprise. The delivery, however, leaves something to be desired. Alternatively: How David Doesn't Almost Get Murdered In His Sleep.

i believe in one day, someday, and now [david/patrick, G, 200] by @enablelove

David reflects on the rain on their wedding day.

New Instincts [david/patrick, E, 2,544] by @januarium

Patrick has been desperate for a chance to get some quality time with David’s chest, but they may need to work through some stuff first.

Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation [david/patrick, E, 3,273] by @kiwiana-writes

“I want your whole fucking hand,” David blurts out before he can stop himself and Patrick freezes, staring at him with wide eyes. “Wait. Um, forget I said that.”

2021

Can't Help Falling In Love [ted/alexis, T, 8,078] by BrightStarDarkNight

When she and her family are forced to move to Schitt's Creek, Alexis Rose has no intentions of falling in love with the dorky vet with eyes only for her, but fate has other ideas. Ted/Alexis plus other characters. Patrick to appear in later chapters.

Cheesecake [david/patrick, G, 2,074] by @fictasticvoyage

David's baking journey continues, with cheesecake for a special dinner party.

Fifty-Mission (Iced) Cap [david/patrick, G, 860] by @kindofspecificstore

Ted gets an unexpected birthday present- his results for the research fellowship in the Galapagos. So naturally, he calls Patrick for emotional support.

Right [david/patrick, G, 2,944] by SoonerOrLater

Across the early months of their relationship, Patrick keeps a mental note of things that make him feel right.

she [stevie/alexis, M, 3,650] by icantbestill29

After David and Patrick's wedding night, Stevie has some thinking to do.

2022

Small Town Predicts My Fate [ted/david, T, 1,970] by @alex-wrestling

David Rose learns that his father actually bought Schitt’s Creek. So, after an ugly fight with Sebastien, he heads to where (hopefully) nobody knows who he is.

take off our gloves (and quit making it so hard) [david/patrick, T, 4,115] by @patrckbrewer

5 times saying goodbye to patrick hurt + 1 time it didn't

the first time [david/patrick, M, poem] by elifisher96

sexy poems for sexy times

Watch the World Collapse [david/patrick, G, 1,847] by @chelle-68

“You know, actually I don’t think I can do this at all.” Patrick suddenly says, his right hand rubbing the back of his neck, his eyes looking at the floor. What? No… “Patrick, what…what are you saying?” Patrick looks up and David sees the hurt his lack of communication the past week has caused. He looks exhausted and sad. He looks defeated. “I can’t do this, David. I can’t work with you and not be with you. I thought I could but I’m realizing now it just isn’t possible.” And then Patrick is moving and David can only stare at the space he was occupying as Patrick walks by him.

2023

So Many Drabbles, One After The Other, Consecutively, in a Row [david/patrick, NR, 4,097] by @mildly-hebraic-looking-elf

A series of not-necessarily-connected 100 word drabbles based on Tumblr word prompts. My first post for Schitt’s Creek!Also my first post on AO3. Ever. So. Here goes.I hope you enjoy!

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017, 2018, or 2024 2019: 5 fics/8,067 words 2020: 5 fics/12,633 words 2021: 5 fics/17,706 words 2022: 4 fanworks (3 fics, 1 poem)/8,231 words 2023: 1 fic/4,097 words Total: 20 fanworks (19 fics, 1 poem)/50,734 words

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