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this father's day, i would like to say a special thank you to all father figs who have individually have gotten me through major life developments

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Oh Pinterest, you've no idea how much I needed this

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lemme put you onto a little something called habemus papam

this movie has everything: a socially-anxious pope, cardinals playing volleyball, an athiest therapist who touched the daddy issues nerve, and a great cinematic appreciation/depiction of the catholic church aesthetic that maximizes its potential

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average taylor swift fan wouldve found the preferiti within the hour

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fun fact! watching angels and demons with your dad blows!

Below is the recipe to consume this film as intended.

Ingredients:

at least one friend you feel comfortable yapping about hot men with

a bottle of wine for each of you

pants with a stretchy waistband

some kind of not-positive opinion of the catholic church as an institution)

The Action:

talk throughout the entire movie

pick and fixate on certain characters (and cheer accordingly)

go completely silent and devote 100% of your drunken attention on that scene where the guy (anon for spoiler reasons) rips open his shirt with one hand

everyone finishes their entire bottles by the end of the movie (idk prob when there is around half an hour left?)

watch some new girl afterwards to digest

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a little mash-up recognition for the two most important characters in angels & demons/da vinci code

(also omg happy birthday mr molina?? totally didn’t clock that until just now)

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a celebratory post bc mp4fp finally graduated undergrad!

shoutout to this man and the accompanying fixation

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Alfred Molina in I’m Dying Up Here S1.E1

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CITIZEN KANE, directed by and starring Orson Welles, premiered at New York’s Palace Theatre #OnThisDay in 1941.

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The Graduate Review (i.e. when you give an incel a coochie)

The cinematographer and editor were the funniest people in this movie.

My friends and I watched this movie for one of our final movie nights together before we graduate college, and this was a hilariously off/on choice for this. Like it's not as much about graduating college (topically off), but it captures the aimless green newly grad so well (thematically on). Dustin Hoffman looked 30, but he acted and was written to be just like a guy who has literally no idea nor plan for what to do now that his superstar college career has come to an end. I was so put-off by Ms. Robinson at the beginning, but rapidly became even more put-off by dustin. overall a great movie to drink with your friends to.

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the lovely goof in some lovely glasses

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CHAT I GOT A JOB

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fuck it. mike keaton moodboard.

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sometimes i scoff at others

and sometimes i remember that i pretended harold ramis watched over me as i slept like a fucking guardian angel when i was stressed out freshman year

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The feminine urge to be in love with James spader

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also just watched indecent proposal last night and guys. the way robert redford was the better option and she just didnt is crazy to me

that being said, both options sucked ass and demi shouldve just priortized herself omg

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just saw sneakers last week and oh my god this cast

cuties all around