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[jakei95]

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[mochiwei]

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, May 2023

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[royalarchivist]

Ramon had a cute idea for the Huevitos (members of Fit's community) to fill the #ramonbday tag with art and kind messages so he can show them to Fit for his birthday (February 1st), so here's my contribution! I have over 800 Fit-related clips, so it was hard to choose just a few fun moments from stream :'D

Even though the QSMP server won't be open until February 3rd, we still have a few more days to share messages, art, etc. – so if you'd like to post something for Ramon to potentially include in Fit's birthday surprise, make sure to post it by January 31st and use the tag #ramonbday!

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: I can't believe I'm a homosexual now.

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FitMC 2023 - 2024 Highlights

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Vegetta: Leonarda, give me the picture.

Fit: Leonarda, you should give him a picture.

Vegetta: It's for saving your life!

Fit: [Picks up the photo she dropped] Oh, now I have it. [Sees its a photo of Vegetta and Melissa in their stripper outfits] Oh. Oh my.

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Fit: It's a life experience Tubbo, you know? Aren't you glad you–

Tubbo: "Life experience" deez nuts, you bald bastard.

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Fit: Ok, I'm looking through the bars– There's like, yeah–

Pac: [Falls off the wall] AAAAA–

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Fit: [Dumping his wild cats in the Bakery] I'll just– I'll just release them in here. Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?

[The next day]

The big cats are still, uh– [Sees the cats mauling the Baker] Oh my god. They do NOT like the Baker

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Jaiden: Fit, you're just a guy, right?

Fit: I'm just a dude. I'm just like– I'm just like the generic RPG protagonist. Like, human male, warrior. Like, it's– I'm as vanilla as you can get

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Fit: Sneeg– shut up, I'm doing gay roleplay right now!

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Fit: Tubbo, if you want to disable mines, you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community.

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Fit: What are you doin' staring at me, Baldy? Yeah, you think you're hot sht?

[The Binary Monster shows up]

Fit: OH, FCK–

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Fit: The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

Fit: The youngest gay roleplay server in Minecraft.

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Fit: [While playing "Hide and Seek" with Ramon] If he moves, then I know that was the spot.

Ramon: [Stares at him as the Metal Gear Solid "discovered by an enemy" vwing! sound plays]

Fit: [Cackles] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY?

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Fit: To be a turtle in the Arctic, you hate to see it. Yeah, you know this turtle is... not so different from me. It's living in a place that's trying to KILL it.

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Tubbo: [To Pac] Just lay down. [Starts Casualonas-ing] This is for you.

Fit: [Immediately equips his weapon]

Tubbo: This is for you, king.

Pac: [Laughs] Fit - you see this?

Fit: [Shoots Tubbo, who starts screaming] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uh-

Tubbo: Ok, ok, well he–

Fit: Misfire, misfire, misfire!

Tubbo: He wasn't- he wasn't- OW OW OW!

Fit: Misfire!

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Fit: Sometimes- it's not about doing the right thing, Phil – it's about doing the more entertaining thing. Right?

Phil: PFTTTTT–

Fit: They banned my ass. They're like, "Why are you talking to Pac like that?" That's unacceptable on this family-friendly Christian Minecraft server (TM). Like– "We can't be having any of that." "Can't be having any of THAT."

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Cucurucho: [Slowly turns to stare at Fit while Pac is talking to him]

Fit: [Silently starts cracking up]

Pac: Ok Cucurucho, I'm gonna be waiting for your response

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[Fit putting up art that Ramon drew]

Foolish: Boo it if it's bad!

Fit: Heyyyyyy! That's actually –

Foolish: Oh! Wait, that's– That's actually pretty good, what the fck.

Fit: Ramon, you weren't supposed to actually try. This is incredible!

[They both laugh]

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Pac: Yeah, yeah! I was–

Tubbo: Everyone goes through their dick phase.

Fit: Yeah...

Pac: Yeah, everyone does.

Fit: Oh? Oh– is that so, Tubbo? Yeah?

Tubbo: Everyone- everyone–

Fit: When did you go through your dick phase? [Laughs]

Tubbo: I'd argue I'm in my dick phase right now.

Fit: Uh, you know, speakin' of spruce– you know Bruce Lee, right?

Phil: Yeah?

Fit: If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Spruce Tree.

Phil: [Disappointed grumbling]

Fit: [Laughs]

[Fit gets kicked off the server]

Fit: [Laughs even harder]

[blurredbuddie]

We now have both of them in a black tank top. I--

[abyssalhuntersnerd]

🐙

[drewiresora]

Orange <3

[unknownartiste]

the gang’s all here ╹◡╹ my head hurts

[mayskalih]

the gorgeous pose ref from cowboy bebop

[mother-mommy]

crosshair's reunion with his toothpicks was genuinely more emotional to me than the one with the batch

[evermorethecrow]

You - Radiohead

[incorrect-slaytheprincess]

what to bring to a knife fight according to the vessels

the adversary: i only need my fists and bloodlust.

the prisoner: a gun. clean and efficient.

the beast: nothing. hide in a bush and pounce when they least expect it.

the witch: me too, but i would very much like a weapon. because i can definitely be trusted with a weapon.

the spectre: i don't see why we have to resort to violence so soon.

the nightmare: it's the other person who needs to be thinking about what they'll bring to a fight with me.

the razor: why bring one knife when you can bring and an absurd and inappropriate amount of knives! so much so that you become a knife yourself!

the tower: bold of them to challenge me to a knife fight when i don't need to lift so much as a finger to teach them a lesson.

the damsel: i'm fine with whatever weapon you choose as long as it make you happy!

[yasmeensh]

Angsty Neanderthal teenager and his blind little sister. I gave them names but I'm too timid to share yet lol. I'm developing their story arc far more than the main character's 😳 they took over my mind ever since I thought of them existing.

[stiltonbasket]

Chapters: 2/?

Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Relationships: Original Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Liu Mingyan & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Characters: Original Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Liu Mingyan, Ning Yingying, Original Luo Binghe's Children, Sha Hualing

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, in that the PIDW timeline switched tracks when bingge met sy!sqq, bingge is smitten, shen yuan is oblivious (or is he), Friends to Lovers, sy uses a pseudonym at first but it's him!, POV Alternating, Fluff and Angst, Kid Fic, Imperial Tutor Shen Yuan, Grief/Mourning, Age Difference, Older Man/Younger Man, to be clear SY is the older man in this au, by...a lot, Slow Burn, Angst with a Happy Ending

Summary:

"I already have a candidate in mind,” Liu Mingyan said to him over dinner one evening. “Will my lord permit me to look after the arrangements myself?”

“I don’t see why not,” Luo Binghe replied. “Do what you must. Only ensure that the taifu is well-educated, and knows how to teach little children without frightening them.”

So Liu Mingyan wrote to the prospective taifu, who accepted the offer of employment and asked for a month to settle his affairs before moving to the palace.

Luo Binghe, having nothing further to do with the matter, left for the northern desert with Mobei-jun and Sha Hualing.

Or: eleven years after crossing paths with the kindly Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe meets Shen Yuan.

[atorionsbelt]

feeling very normal and not insane about them!

[magnificent-winged-beast]

More Money, More Problems ∞ GK S1E5