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Yes it has jelly worms inside! 馃馃
My husband Alior has a Varai cake for his bday (he's being silly) 鈽猴笍鈽猴笍
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My husband Alior has a Varai cake for his bday (he's being silly) 鈽猴笍鈽猴笍
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Timmie and The pigeon Archon
Timmie was happily living with his father who was a ginger and mother who was a blonde. One day, Timmies father left him and timmie was so sad. Moms blonde hair genes starts kicking in and it was time when timmie had to go to school. He was bullied for being fatherless but didn't tell mom. One day Timmie was outside killing time, when for the first time some approached him. It was a white pigeon. He fed him everyday and him and pigeon became best friends. But Timmie was bullied even more for having a pigeon friend. He was sad but very angry and decided to make a pigeon army of pigeons friends. Timmie bravely came to his bullies thinking he could win, but he was wrong. All that was left from that fight, were bullies leaving home with bunch of meat. Timmie couldn't even say a word. He ran away just to find a God. But not just some God, it was The God of pigeons. Timmie went on his knees and prayed to her. She was a kind Archon and since every kid would only scare pigeons away, she said "Meet me at this place every day and I'll lend you the power of a true pigeon Archon." Timmie couldn't help but run happily home. His mom was a bussy woman since his dad left him so she didn't notice him at all. After a week of Timmies training with The pigeon Archon, he overpowered her. Not only did his power grow but his ego and hatred also overpowered him that he abandoned The pigeon Archon. Timmie, stronger that before went back to the bullies. Bullies, not knowing his power, were ready to beat the shit out of him. But everything turned around when 69x bigger army of pigeons behind his back skinned those kids to death. Timmie has felt more powerful than before so he went back to his mom with his victims dead bodies. When his mom saw it she fell on knees so she could reach his height, she slapped him to the floor and ran away from the home just like his dad. Timmie was left all alone in his house. He knew the mistake he made just that second. After he called Hu Tao the 77th Wangshun funeral parlor and payed her to bury the bodies of those not so poor souls. Timmie went back to where he left The pigeon Archon. She was laying next to the tree waiting for her death after all her power got absorbed. Timmie sat next to her and with a kiss on her cheeks he gave her all the power he has stolen from her. The archon has woken up and Timmie apologized. Her knowing that he had become a better person from before she let him go. Timmie went home but he was sad when he saw noone was waiting for him there. He had no choice but to go on the bridge outside the Monstadt gates. Until now Timmie still dreams of having both of parents by his side. Now Timmie and his first pigeon friends are now hanging out on the bridge in Monstadt. The end
#genshin impact#timmie#i made myself laugh#kms kms kms#fanfiction#?? ig#why did i make this#pigeons#shitpost
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