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Important Milestone
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The song about how nobody likes you when you're 23 turns 23 today
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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this
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mstrickster · 6 hours
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There is genuinely no such thing as an inappropriate book for a child.
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mstrickster · 7 hours
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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What books have you done this to?
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mstrickster · 7 hours
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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mstrickster · 8 hours
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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.
It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.
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mstrickster · 8 hours
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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.
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mstrickster · 8 hours
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A fledgling raven lands before you and clumsily attempts to foreshadow your doom. The bird's parents caw in encouragement from a nearby perch.
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mstrickster · 8 hours
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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mstrickster · 8 hours
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Vampire Nightwing 🦇
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mstrickster · 9 hours
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mstrickster · 9 hours
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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
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mstrickster · 9 hours
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the tldr of everythign i'm saying tonight is that someone being 'like a sibling' to you is not the same as being a sibling for a bajillion different reasons. and also people taking care of each other in some really profound and meaningful ways is not something exclusive to familial or pseudo-familial relationships.
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