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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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christy is out here going to law school while working as a waitress. while violet just stands there throwing all of christy’s past fuck ups in her face
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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OPEN.
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“   am  i  a    BAD  MOM  for  saying  my  daughter  makes  me  wanna  start  DRINKING  again   ?   i  mean  i’m  sure  there  are  a  lot  more  HURTFUL  things  i  could  say , right   ?   ”
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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sometimes i think about jodi and get sad
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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christy loves her daughter but she makes it hard to sometimes
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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it wasn’t often that people tried to drum up small talk with her at the park. in fact she’d often been told before that her resting bitch face was usually too off putting.  mary turned her head and raised an eyebrow slightly, ❝ the two shining twins over in the corner ― ❞ she nodded her head over in christian and christie’s direction, their matching outfits standing out in the crowd. she didn’t quite understand why the two of them so wanted to go to the park when they spent most of the time huddled together off to the side. she wasn’t going to complain however, it made her job easier. 
❝ you ? ❞ mary threw the question back at the stranger with a smile.
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she  wasn’t  sure  if  it  was  APPROPRIATE  for  her  to  laugh  at  how  she  compared  her  kids  to  the  twins  from  the  shinning.  all  that’s  given  is  a  nervous  chuckle ,  HOPING  she  wasn’t  gonna  get  offended.  though ,  staring  at  the  twins  did  seem  to  send  CHILLS  down  her  back.  shaking  her  head  and  turning  to  the  other  woman ,  a  WARM  smile  subconsciously  spreads  on  her  lips.  then  pointing  to  her  SON  who  looked  like  was  racing  with  some  other  kids  up  the  rock  wall.  
“   he’s  been  BEGGING  me  to  bring  him  to  this  park.  apparently  my  ex  husband’s  girlfriend  thinks  they’re  TOO  DANGEROUS  and  UNSANITARY.   ”   she  can’t  help  but  roll  her  eyes  just  TALKING  about  that  woman.   “   but  hey ,  just  another  reason  why  he  likes  to  stay  with  ME  more  ,  right   ?   ”     a  hand  is  offered ,    “   oh  i’m  sorry.   uhm  ------- CHRISTY.   ”
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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@themoralpuppington​ gets a starter <3
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       “   you  know  orel  if  there’s  ANYTHING  me  and  my  mom  could  do  for  you  don’t  HESITATE  to  ask.  i  mean ,  sure  we  have  our  OWN  PROBLEMS  but  we’re  more  than  happy  to  help  by  any  means  necessary.  we  can  always  WORK  something  out.    ”
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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Snatchers (2019) Directed by Stephen Cedars and Benji Kleiman
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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#THAT’S RIGHT
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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One of the things that comedy has given me over the years is a really good ability to laugh at myself and to not take things that don’t matter too much too seriously. I feel that very little offends me anymore and I’m really grateful for that because I think I was a pretty uptight little kid.
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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@whinemcm​ gets a starter <3
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she  really  HATED  having  to  interact  with  other  moms;  more  often  than  not ,  they  always  somehow  made  christy  feel  sorry  for  herself  when  she  didn’t  need  to. they’d  speak  to  her  with  that  ANTAGONIZING  tone  candace  always  used  with  her.    ‘ oh  you’re  an  ALCOHOLIC  and  you’ve  been  sober  a  whole  year   ?   aw  that’s  so  BRAVE  of  you. ’     the  only  reason  she  doesn’t  go  nuts  on  them  is  because  she  knows  how  EMBARRASSING  it  would  be  for  roscoe. 
                                               just  SMILE.  and  make  SMALL  TALK 
                 “   so  uh...  which  one’s  yours   ?   ”
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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@implausiblynaive​ gets a starter <3
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“   hey  morty ,  this  is  gonna  sound  like  a  really  WEIRD  question  coming  from  ME  but  um... would  you  say  you  have  pretty  GOOD  GRADES   ?   ”   she’s  realizing  it’s  sounds weirder  than  she  thought  it  did ,  WINCING  slightly  at  her  own  question.   “   i’m  asking  for  ROSCOE.  his  teacher  called  and  said  his  grades  went  and  jumped  off  a  CLIFF.  i  was  hoping  you’d  be  willing  to  TUTOR  him.... and  if  not  could  possibly  RECOMMEND  ME  a  good  one   ?   ”
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mthrtrd · 5 years ago
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im horny but like… horny for a successful future full of happiness and satisfaction with the person ive become
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