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The art is so cute! Thank you for sharing!

Random Muffyrus headcanon: since Papyrus doesn't like Hotland and Snowdin is far too cold for Muffet, they meet in the middle and have tea parties amongst the glowing echo flowers of Waterfall.

Yes,  this is a good headcanon. But imagine Undyne finding them. Not sure if she’d wreck it or sit down and join them…

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Hey, I do have some stuff in ask box and I definitely intend to post it, but at the moment I'm recovering from surgery from a broken ankle so I literally have no energy.i sincerely apologize and as so as I can see straight I will post what I got I promise.

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This is for the Neutral Ending where Papyrus becomes King. I figured he wouldn't be able to handle the pressure without a Queen. So, why not Muffet? I think they'd be a great pair. Like the couple that inspired their outfits, if you can tell. 

Also, hi! I'm new here, and I very much love Muffyrus! Please feel free to introduce yourselves to me and tell me what you think of my picture!

🧡💜🧡💜🧡 Oh wow, this is adorable! Thanks for sending it in!

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I CAN FLIPPING POST AGAIN! WOOO!

So uh, I got a Twitter, it’s epickittymonst1 and it will be somewhat 18+, since I’ll be following all the nsfw artists who are jumping ship. I have it marked as sensitive for the time being. But if you want to give me a follow, go ahead!

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when this is all over it’ll be hilarious

tips for surviving this mess (artists ESPECIALLY) :

Export your blog content. If you can reach the site through its desktop version, click the person icon from your dash, click the name of a blog you have you want to export, select “Edit Appearance”. Scroll down and click “export (blog name)”. You will receive a .zip file. If anything ridiculous happens and you aren’t able to secure your account again, you at least should have your image files in one place. You will find in this folder the following (copied from the support article provided by tumblr staff themselves) : 

A Posts folder, with an HTML file for each post.

A Media folder, with the media from your posts, plus any media you’ve uploaded (like in messaging). These files will be in the format you uploaded them in  (JPG, GIF, PNG, MP4, and so on).

A representation of your blog’s messaging conversations, in XML format.

A representation of your blog’s posts, also in XML format.

If your blog truly is NSFW, or has a significant portion of NSFW content, flag it properly. You can do this from the same page as the Export function ; read the above to do reach this page.

Stop your queue from posting while things are wild. You’ll be drowned out by users helping each other with this glitchfest, and that’s if your post isn’t hidden from users due to links. Use the edit post function to move queued posts into your drafts, and reverse this process when you’re ready to put them back. This is important for art bloggers especially.

If your blog is flagged and taken down, you can e-mail staff or reach them from their contact links. www tumblr com /support - replacing spaces with dots. Several tumblr users who have gone through the process will know better than I do on this particular matter.

Keep an eye on your side blogs. It seems some takedowns are bringing side blogs down with them. There isn’t a great amount of information on the whys or hows - most likely, if a side blog has only one admin and the admin is taken down, the side blog will be taken down with it, but again, these are restorable. Make sure to include the name of any sideblogs you have that may be affected if you have to send a ticket in to staff, it will make your request go through faster.

If you have important information to impart to your followers but it involves links, do your best to avoid using links themselves. Use work-arounds like the one above, create a custom page on your own blog with links on it, or simply phrase it carefully, such as, “you can find me on DeviantArt with the username ____!”

Are you an artist with active commissions? Let your clients know. Send them a message letting them know that you may be unavailable if Tumblr makes your account glitch out. Explain that it will be temporary, but if they need anything, they can reach you through e-mail or on another website. If you don’t have off-site options, tell them you may be down temporarily, but will be back as soon as possible.

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ABSOLUTE WARNING, REBLOG THIS ASAP.

this is a bit of an emergency BAD NEWS AHEAD If you use Tumblr, backup your stuff right now and make a post redirecting your followers to another account, Twitter or something like that Apple removed Tumblr from the App Store because their porn bot problem got too big, and they don’t allow explicit NSFW apps Tumblr, like the galaxy-brained geniuses they are, are going on a spree and deleting lots of NSFW blogs Even famous artists like cutesexyrobots and eigaka got their blogs purged, so ACT QUICK

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So my tumblr account mysteriously got deleted last night and of course I filed a report to see what was up, given that I did nothing wrong that I could discern

This was Staff’s answer:

Why are random accounts just getting deleted? Why doesn’t tumblr, a website that RELIES on its userbase to function, not have better protection to prevent these things from happening to their userbase?

C’mon, Staff. Really??

Anyway, I’m glad to be back but please reblog this post if possible so people can be made aware of random blog deletions which aren’t their fault- and to contact Staff if this happens to themselves

Post made on the 16th of November, 2018

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For those unaware because staff isn’t saying it

Tumblr was deemed too full of inappropriate content to be allowed to be downloaded from the app store.

It has this “inappropriate” problem because of rampant porn ad bot accounts. The old solutions were bots to detect image sets with nsfw content, the automatically enabled safe mode, tag filtering for mobile, and wide takedowns of nsfw bots based on words used (that’s why their messages are full of numbers and symbols, to evade this)

Tumblr released their own bot supposedly capable of wiping the ad bots, but it’s taking down many popular blogs, possibly due to sheer amounts of posting or sheer amounts of ad bots in their notes. This bot was likely rushed to be put out.

You are more likely to be accidentally flagged if you post external links, as well. If your acct is taken down you CAN get it back, but it’s a pain. E-mail tumblr support for help with this. It takes down side blogs with the main ones.

I’ll be halting posts for about a week or until this problem is fixed.

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Thanksgiving/Holiday Ask a Palooza

My world is kinda bleh Rn, so from now until the end of the holiday season, I’ll answer questions about nice happy things, like my characters, my ships, ship prompts, drawing prompts, basically anything happy.

Please send some in, I need some happy in my life Rn.

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50 OTP Things

I would love it if you guys sent me a number and a ship!

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl? 2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon? 3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle? 4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses? 5. Who usually has nightmares? 6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? 7. Who sweats the small stuff? 8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas? 9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)? 10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour? 11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies? 12. Who is smol/ Who is tol? 13. Who is considered the scaredy cat? 14. Who kills the spiders? 15. Who is scared of the dark? 16. Who is scared of thunderstorms? 17. Who works/ Who stays at home? 18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person? 19. Who loves to call the other one cute names? 20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive? 21. Who has an obsession (over anything)? 22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day? 23. Who asks who out on the first date? 24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener? 25. Who wears the other ones clothes? 26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food? 27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower? 28. Who is the book worm? 29. Who is the better cook? 30. Who likes long walks on the beach? 31. Who is more affectionate? 32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation? 33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt? 34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt? 35. Who goes overboard on the holidays? 36. Who is the social media addict? 37. Height difference or age difference? 38. Who likes to star gaze? 39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside? 40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent? 41. Who cries during sad movies? 42. Who is the neat freak? 43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one? 44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? 45. Who is more likely to get drunk? 46. Who has the longer food order? 47. Who has the more complex coffee order? 48. Who loses stuff? 49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger? 50. Who is the hopeless romantic?

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Sweet OTP Things

Give me more sweet OTP things.

Give me more of Person A nuzzling into Person B’s neck because they’re cold and tired, and Person B m e l t i n g.

Give me more slow dancing with no music, arms wrapped tightly around each other, breaths mingling.

Give me more of Person A playing with Person B’s fingers because they’re bored, tracing the skin, examining the scars.

Give me more soft kisses, lips barely touching, just chaste little things that leave both parties irrationally breathless.

Give me more humming in the kitchen, making brownies at 3 AM for no reason at all.

Give me more holding hands, that simple act nearly overwhelming one or both of them, thumbs stroking over knuckles, fingers interlacing.

Give me more of Person A helping Person B with simple tasks, like brushing their hair, or putting on jewelry, where it’s obviously an excuse to be close to each other, but neither are complaining. 

Give me more picking out baby names, painting nurseries, and cradling their children.

Angst can be fun, and of course, passionate make-outs have their place, but please, I beg of you, GIVE ME MORE SWEET OTP MOMENTS!

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*sips tea watching the shenanigans from the void of inactivity*

Pretty sure I'm safe from being targeted, I'm not the best candidate for spreading...

I’m scared. The fresh virus is spreading. Our only possible savior is @skelltales but she’s being targeted. I fear she may soon be one of them We’ve had so many causalitys already. I’m hiding in my basement but I can hear @ssskeletonsoffun trying to break down my door with a skateboard. I am afraid

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If you refuse to tag your posts then how bout stop fucking posting them via your phone. You say the ask box is closed but your BARELY answer any of the asks in the span of a week. At least when other blogs close their askbox they don't spam ppl with bullshit.

Don’t you have anything better to do?

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I'm open!😗

Question

Who out here has asks open?

I have an idea for an imagines. It needs to be done. But alas, I cannot do it. For I don’t have the imagination at the moment to do so.

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I know I'm blowing up your blog, but one question for this amazing place is UNACCEPTABLE! XD

You are too kind! T.T

That being said, I’m going to take a small break to finish writing up the last set of headcanons, then type them up and post them. Seeya then guys! Feel free to leave some more asks if you want!

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Does she knit him a little spider scarf for Christmas?

Absolutely! Muffet goes all out and knits him not only a scarf but also a beanie, a pair of both gloves AND mittens, earmuffs (despite his lack of ears), several tasteful sweaters, several sweater vests, a butt load of socks, and a pair of thick house booties/socks. All knitted with the finest spider silk and as warm as a cup of hot cider. She gets all her spiders to help and has three projects going all at once herself (having six arms helps a lot).

Much to her surprise on Christmas morning, Papyrus has knitted her an entire winter wardrobe, complete with sweater dresses, warm leggings and an infinity scarf, all very tasteful fashion-wise. When asked, Papyrus claims he, Sans, and both brothers Gaster Blaster battalions knitted for two weeks of sleepless nights in order to finish in time.

Muffet notices several sleek black knitwear items at the bottom of the box as she’s putting them in her closet. The only thing accompanying them is a single piece of paper with odd repeating symbols she doesn’t understand……

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What was their first date like?

The four parter will cover four different AU’s for this one, so I’m going to do this one on one AU that wasn’t requested for that one - Outertale.

Two words - Star Carnival. Papyrus would be absolutely ecstatic about all the games and prizes and Muffet would be over the moon (snrk) with all the different foods and pastries. 

Papyrus eventually would be banned from all the games because he keeps winning them all and is making them lose money. Muffet ends up absolutely buried under every type of giant plushy imaginable by the time they are escorted out by carnie security.

Then they would try all the different and weird foods available (they are never touching anything that looks remotely like sushi again).

 They tried to get on some of the rides, but one was always ethier too short or too tall. They only ones they both can go on are the Ferris Wheel and a very rickety looking Galaxy Coaster (never again). 

They end the night dancing to the live bands and falling asleep under the stars