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tiny boyfriends

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whenever i’m worried about buddie canon i remember that my straight 62-year-old father who is incredibly offline and has probably never even heard the words “fandom” or “buddie” watched one episode of 911 and thought that a) buck and eddie were dating and b) buck was christopher’s biological father. we’re not insane, they really are just Like That

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established buddie when Buck leans towards Eddie without thinking and casually bites his arm or his shoulder and then gives him a little kiss and Eddie is like "??? what was that ???" and Buck is like ":) a kiss" "no" "a bite :) affectionately" and Eddie asks why??? and Bucks just shrugs. no reason I just wanted to. and then Eddie just accepts it as a Thing Buck Does and Buck keeps doing it every once in a while. like twice a day. until one day they're at the station and Buck does it and Eddie doesn't even react until he feels the others looking at them like 🤨🤨 and he says "he just does that, ignore him"

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Incorrect Buddie

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evan buckley + wide angle uniform shots for @buckweek day one: scenery

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Evan Buckley + Countertops

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evan buckley + ADHD

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my therapist dalton will say shit like, “how are you feeling?”

and so i’ll say, “like oatmeal that’s been forgotten in the microwave for four hours” or “an achromatic kaleidoscope” or “like a hamster wheel without the hamster” or “like a whirlybird falling from the top of a tree” or “like a baby animal with spindly legs going viral on the internet because people think me looking stupid while learning to walk is hilarious” or “like someone is watching me walk downhill” or “like ikea furniture that didn’t come with instructions” or “like the ambiguous blue liquid being absorbed by a paper towel in a commercial” or “like the human equivalent of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” or “like the sound a wet trout makes when smacked against a wall”

and then he’ll say some shit like “berklie we’ve been over this. you have to say how you feel not what you feel like.”

and then i’ll say something like, “i dunno. just like the way waluigi says ‘wah.’”

and then he’ll say some shit like, “berklie for the love of god you have got to give me an emotion and not a metaphor.”

and then i’ll have to say something like, “fine. i guess i feel bored. or listless. or apathetic, but only in regards to myself.”

and then he’ll say some shit like, “berklie, that’s depression.”

and then i’ll say, “how was i supposed to know?”

only i’m sisyphus and my emotions are a boulder and once a week a man who has an extensive knowledge of mules gees and haws me until i manage to drag out the government name of an emotion from somewhere.

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people thinking robin used this whiteboard as some weird way to flirt with steve at the start of season three when in actuality she was a lesbian with no interest and did it solely to be an asshole and point out how bitchless he is

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another one to the collection of dan insulting phil with a disgusting amount of love in his voice <3

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it’s nothing a fundamentally different life couldn’t fix

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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

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fake idgafer i saw you beat up four men for being homophobic to your cousin. i saw you kill your brother’s abuser. i saw you befriend a kindhearted religious girl even though you knew the others would tease you. i saw you offer two traumatized boys protection when they thought they would never get any. i saw you ask “how many kids” when you found out that your abuser targeted more people. i saw you sitting on the roof even though you’re afraid of heights because you didn’t want to feel nothing anymore

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I think my favorite translation-related detail in the Witcher saga that separates the original Polish version from English lies in Geralt’s horse(s), Roach

He names all of his horses “Roach,” which in English, is a very grim-sounding name. It immediately stirs the thought of a cockroach, and it sort of fits the grimy dark fantasy aesthetic that the series has going for it, as well as Geralt’s personality as someone who likes to keep things simple and uncomplicated. He gives the name to every horse he owns, further adding to that.

Meanwhile, in the original Polish version, his horse’s name is Płotka, which to my understanding is a diminutive form of płoć, which is a type of fish, known as a common roach in English, which is actually a pretty small and common fish. It being a diminutive form, it’s also basically saying “Roachie” instead of “Roach,” so all things considered, it’s meant to be a tiny, adorable, cutesy name, but that gets completely lost in the translation. It’s like naming your horse “Guppy” or something.

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Can someone please tell me what buck’s ring cutter is for. I’ve been thinking about this for weeks.

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shoutout to every song by the amazing devil. gotta be one of my favourite genders

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Buck: Do I make you hard?

Eddie: You make everything difficult, yes.