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1 ahegao per Phase, that was the deal
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I wanna dress up as a cute demon boy and have a cute Domme Witch summon and bind me for her pleasure.... Is that too much to ask?
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Sometimes my thoughts race. Sometimes I’m filled with such dread and anger that it bubbles out of me in viscous droves. Sometimes there’s this need clawing at the base of my neck that I can’t identify, like an itch that needs to be scratched but I have no idea where to dig my nails in. I want to raise welts on skin like a painter would push pigment on canvas. I want to see crimson seeping and staining and spattering on pavement in fat red polkadots. I want to hear the wails of anyone and anything but the shriveling husk of my own heart. There are those who use pain as a weapon, but I want to use it as an instrument.
#I don’t know what the hell im saying I’m waxing poetic because I’m ffuking freaking out#banana texts#tall to me about anger management I dare you
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My mom wants a white little purse dog, she wants to name jt kevin regardless of it being a girl or boy, and I show her white little bitch dogs a lot as kevin inspo bc I have the selfish motive of wanting a pet while I mooch here at home during quarantine. So I showed her this gif
And she went ‘ouoghh...kevin. I miss him’ and I was gonna point out that she has yet to meet him and she cut me off and was like I see him in my dreams
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imagine getting dommed in a language you don’t know, and actually getting trained commands and given orders in a blank slate. being rewarded for understanding commands and punished for slipping up.
you’re welcome for this new kink i know you now have
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normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.
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Day twenty-three and nearing the home stretchhhh! Today's prompt was stitches and I've drawn the operation stitches yet again and a few other ones eyyy.
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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
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I still think about how during phase 1 murdoc would make 2D dress up as shit
This is fucking news to me Anon omfg what in the world did 2D dress up as???
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Please help, how do you draw bodys in different poses?
Easy! Look up photography of real humans and look at that as a reference! You’ll get the hang of it eventually.
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Please don’t make assumptions about my real life preferences based on what I choose to draw. Please.
#that makes me so uncomfortable you guys have no idea#what i may be into is irrelevent i just want to draw kinky shit#shut up alex#banana texts
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im going through your blog and boy are you kinky 😏
That’s right Anon I sure do DRAW kinky things.
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does murdoc have self harm scars?
Yes he does, on his thighs! This is my AU Murdoc, and he’s lived a pretty rough life. I explained some of his backstory on my insta and I’ll plop that info here
He spent a long time living on the road and hating himself, and that manifested into some unhealthy coping mechanisms, including self harm. I haven’t decided if he’s recovering or if he still harms on occasion, but he certainly does have scars!
Oh, if you’d like posts of him where his scars are visible tagged self harm, please let me know!
#tw self harm#self harm#banana au#Au murdoc#tw scars#scars#banana asks#anon#au stuff#tw drugs#drug use#substance use#drug abuse#drug mention
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Instead of Murdoc and 2D fucking in plastic beach. Murdoc walks in on 2D masturbating but 2D doesn't notice. -🌚
I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS BUT TBH its a really great ask... welcome to la squadra shady anon!
I love voyeurism. I think (excluding the 2P AU i guess) that 2D and Murdoc wouldn’t actually have sex very much, or if they do its like a big deal every time. There’s a lot of tension, tip-toeing around each other and what not.
i pictured 2D would make the most amazing, breathy little sounds as he touches himself. Do you think he even has any wank material? If not, he must have to really rely on his imagination.
Murdoc would be straining to hear what 2D’s saying, if he’s saying anything at all, and I thought it would kind of cute if he thinks he’s heard him say his name but he cant tell if he’s imagined it. Ofc, Murdoc is also enjoying a wank bc he’s a terrible person like that.
It’s the sound of 2D cumming that pushes him over the edge.
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I’m BIG into thighfucking dawg it’s hot as hell I dunno what it is about it. Dunno if this is completely out of character for them but I love to think that 2D get into these more confident MOODS you know (like when he’s blasted on painkillers and can’t possibly see the future consequences of his actions) and maybe the two of them are getting down and frisky, Murdoc is pulling out the lube and tugging 2D’s pants down but the little shit stops him. (1/2)
Cowboy said: (2/2) “Not tonight, Murdoc, don’t fink you’ve earned it,” he snatches the lube and slicks up his thighs instead, Murdoc gets the idea and he’s PISSED but I like to think that old man is lowkey into being bossed around so he’s play along for now, maybe just because he wants to feel how soft Stu’s thighs are. I’m just picturing Stuart on his back with his legs pulled up to his chest, stroking himself off while he watches Murdoc’s dick poke between his thighs. Huff. -🤠
I don’t think it’s too ooc if its post phase 5! Stu still seems easily manipulated but things are much better than before so one can imagine he could stand up for himself once ina while!
I think the thing about thigh fucking would be how much of a tease it is, right? two people are so close to each other and yet they aren’t touching where both of them want to touch the most. 2D can see Murdoc’s desperation in high definition bc he’s in so much more control than if he was getting fucked like normal.
I like thinking about how his gaze would flick from his face to his cock, llike hes just fascinated by both. Ofc he’s touching himself, and it’s so hot thinking about how they’ll both probably cum all over his chest and his stomach...
He’s feeling so wrung out with all that hot liquid quickly cooling on his torso, probably covered in sweat and enjoying the sound of Murdoc’s deep breaths, hhh
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