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Noir after explaining his backstory: and I like to fight nazis, a lot

Hobie: …Marry me

Noir: what?

Hobie: what?

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Miles: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Gwen: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Hobie: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Pav: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

// my current obsession

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Constance looking outside: boy it sure is muggy outside today

Ocean: Constance if all of our mugs are on our lawn I swear-

Constance drinking tea from a bowl: whaaat…noooo

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Rtc fanfic where Ocean, Mischa, Noel, Ricky, and Constance all haunt Jane from the after life. It’s great because it can be angst/comfort, crack or just angst

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Ricky signing: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? 
Mischa: I'm a knife. 
Noel , from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

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Jane: making pancakes for my husband :)

10 minutes later

Ricky: we’re living at Ocean’s now because Jane burned down our house down

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Noel: Is something burning?

Mischa: Just my love for you.

Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.

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Ricky signing: Why are Mischa and Noel sitting with their backs to each other?
Ocean: They had a fight.
Ricky signing: Then why are they holding hands?
Ocean: They get sad when they fight.

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Noel: Hey, you want some leftovers? 
Mischa: What's that? 
Noel: You've never had leftovers??? 
Mischa: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Mischa: Noel, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Noel: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Mischa: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ricky

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Mischa, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him 
Ocean: You did WHAT– 
Constance: William Snakepeare

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Mischa, trying to ask Noel out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Ricky signing: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Ricky signing: Hey, Mischa? Can I get some dating advice?
Mischa: Just because I’m with Noel doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Noel: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. 
Mischa, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Mischa: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Mischa and Noel, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Ricky signing: Our turn, Jane! One, two, three- vanilla!
Jane/penny, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Jane doesn’t know what cake is

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Mischa: Noel and I don’t use pet names.

Ricky signing: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Mischa: Honey?

Noel: Yes, dear?

Mischa:

Ricky signing: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Ocean, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Noel: Hey.

Mischa: Hi.

Jane/penny: Hello.

Ricky signing: Hey!

Ocean: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Constance: We were out of Doritos.