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recorded history of the first house md fan

Gregory House, House M.D., 1×9 // Thorned Jesus, recreation of Guido Reni's "Ecce Homo", circa 1640

Gregory House, House M.D., 1×11 // Head of Christ Crowned with Thorns, Guido Reni, 1620

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now that’s what i call peak comedy

quick spideypoolverine.

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I fear peak Britain is the bake off tent being so cold that the melted chocolate sets whilst being poured in the summer.

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Paul trying to humanise himself saying his favourite food is pizza...shut up cunt we know you sleep in a cryochamber full of hair gel

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oh the cakes aren’t perfect?? if only there was something you could have given the bakers that would have helped avoid this exact situation like, i don’t know, A FUCKING RECIPE??!?!

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i’m sorry have i time travelled back to 2013

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Cloud Strife is truly The Character of all time. He’s a government-trained killing machine. He’s a cross-dressing babygirl. He’s a jaded mercenary who never turns down a job because he likes helping people. He’s an amnesic ecoterrorist who’s killed hundreds of people in order to save the planet from capitalism. He was the only child of a single mom and he’s been miserably in love with the girl next door his whole life. The first time he saw her in a swimsuit he forgot how to talk for ten full seconds. He has the personalities of at least three different people stuffed into his head, and two of them are trying to kill each other (Zack just wants everyone to get along). He’s the result of a mad scientist’s experiment that implanted the cells of a genocidal alien in his body. The son of that genocidal alien is psychosexually obsessed with him. So is the local pimp. His eyes glow because of all the radiation exposure, and half the people he meets are like, “Oof, you’re gonna die young, kid.” He’s a 5’7” short king. He’s a puppet built to bring about the apocalypse. He’s even autistic.

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hmm. soMethings not quite right

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Building our house was not easy, it took a long time of effort, and it was our only refuge and source of warmth and happiness. It was full of love and dreams. We spent the most beautiful and happiest occasions with our family. I was happy to take some pictures with the family on those occasions.

Our house was bombed and destroyed. Nothing remains to remind us of the past except some stones and rubble.

We are facing a very difficult life, and we are on the verge of death, and we are trying as much as possible to adapt to these circumstances, but it is very difficult for me and my family 🍉

@90-ghost @el-shab-hussein @nabulsi @sayruq

@sar-soor @appsa @queerstudiesnatural @gaza-evacuation-funds

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Hello this a long shot call, am a citizen of Palestine. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, I was diagnosised with type 1 diabetes and due to current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week.My donation link is available on my pinned post

I’m so sorry to hear that. Please donate if you can ❤️🤍💚🖤

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just realised i missed the incredibly important international holiday september 8th so to celebrate my incompetence here is a picture of the queen’s murderer:

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Hello dear friends! ❤🤍🖤💚

🍉I am Mahmoud Ayyad, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭, coming from an extended family of young children, women and elderly people ❤❤ who have been suffering😭😭 for 300 difficult days from an aggressive war.

Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we had lost all our sources of livelihood.Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost.

https://gofund.me/31c5cbe3

I’m so sorry to hear that. Anyone who can donate please do.

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well, being dead in a void within OFA is a great time to take up new hobbies.

So I was looking up the past OFA users and...

Huh..?

I'M SCREAMING THAT JUST A GUY PLAYING A BANJO

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do you ever just

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I can’t wait to see the generation of artists that end up making beautiful paintings and works of art, and it all started by making fanart of ships they admire… Oh wait.

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my exact reaction

just finished hannibal just gotta say hey what the fuck