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i think part of the reason why i intellectualize my emotions is bc i was always forced to justify why i felt a certain way
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do you think when luigi sees everyone posting about him he's gonna scroll through his phone on his bed kicking his feet in the air
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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,
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Obviously not mine but also funny as hell
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‼️ Please don’t skip taking a look 🍉🇵🇸
❤️🩹❤️🩹 Here is my story 🍉🇵🇸
“My name is Eslam from Gaza, I’m 29 years old, and I’m a children teacher from Khan Yunis in the Gaza Strip. a mother of two daughters, Hanaa 5 years old, and Alma, 10 months old. My husband Rasmi is the director of 3 language and training centers. In this war, our house was completely destroyed and razed to the ground, and my husband’s centers were blown up. He lost his job, and we were completely displaced, and we are now homeless and jobless, My two young daughters constantly suffer from diseases due to malnutrition and water pollution.

Danger and death surround us all day and all night. We have lost everything and depend on donations to survive and, most of all, to have any hope of escaping this genocide and evacuating to safety in Egypt. The cost of daily living continues to rise significantly in Gaza - imagine that we cannot find the type of milk for our daughter because of its high price. There is no kind of detergent and this is the cause of skin diseases for my two little girls. We bought a piece of soap for $30! ، and detergent is 100$.
Attached for you are pictures of how our lives have changed since October 7th.






Please help. Any funds raised will be used in daily survival and if enough is raised, to be able to evacuate Gaza.
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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me: it's cold in here, I'll turn up the heat
family: why not just put on a sweater?
me, with temperature regulation issues: see that would make sense, however my head and torso are hot, my hands and feet are freezing, and I'm shivering and sweating all over
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There are so many different shades of white light bulbs, I am so overwhelmed walking down the light bulb aisle, and then I'm never happy with the one I choose, no matter which one I choose, I get it home and I put it in and I'm like, ugh, I don't like THAT white
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Customer service jobs are awesome!! I'm just so happy happy happy even when customers berate and personally insult me!! Happy happy happy all the time!!
"aaaaaand cut"
*grabs camera* i almost quit on the spot and i will be getting so drunk that i will forget today ever happened. please help
#customer service#i wouldn't send an email for him and he called me stupid and it took all of my might to not say#“sorry who was the one who didn't know how to send an email? sorry I'm too stupid to remember”#jfc
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i feel so stuck man. my brain says go go go but the world says nuh uh
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Hi. Things are bleak, I know that. I know that we paid for Trump's last term with blood and it is likely the price will be blood again.
But listen to me. LISTEN.
You do not have to force yourself to witness horrors as an act of activism. It is not a form of activism. You can put your phone down, you can block that horrific video. We cannot win if you cannot fight and you will not be able to fight if you are hopeless.
Do not let them guilt you into this. People who are exhausted are easier to walk over. Take care of yourself, find community where you find joy.
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shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter
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first time carving a pumpkin in like 10 years i think it turned out decent lol
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i sit at the podium
the customer hears my voice booming from above saying
"WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG?"
Cashiers should not only have chairs, they should have raised platforms to sit on so they can look down at anyone who purchases anything
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