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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

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The last picture is the face of fear.

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Australia’s Got Talent isn’t even out yet, but we’ve already shortened it to AGT cause were that sort of people

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Avengers And X-men Reacting To Jump Scares.

Bruce Banner & Charles Xavier:

Tony Stark, Darwin, & Hank McCoy:

Clint Barton & Scott Summers:

Wanda Maximoff & Ororo Munroe:

Pietro maximoff, Sam Wilson & Peter Maximoff:

Scott Lang & Raven Darkholme:

Sean Cassidy & Jean Grey:

Peter Parker & Kurt Wagner:

Erik Lehnsherr & Alex Summers:

Natasha Romanoff, Vision, & T’Challa:

Rhodey & Bucky:

Wade Wilson: 

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why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?

i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar

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Stranger Things

I’m dead

The last TV show you watched is now your life story for the next six weeks

What is it?

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“Why is a porn blog following me”

— Ancient tumblr user proverb  (via mercurieux)

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twinkie obession ;

pairing : peter maximoff x gn ! reader word count : 1 951 note : soulmate au where you can taste whatever your soulmate is eating at that moment . and my baby boy is too good for this world . i wanted to write something like more grandiose , but for now this dumb soulmate au will do ! feedback is appreciated <33 requests are super open btw so if u sent in any ,,, peter stuff ,,, we’d be grateful ( moreso me , but whatever haha !! ) - mod em ( under the cut for length ) 

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We just gonna ignore that fact that Happy Hogan is the director of the new Lion King?

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compliments from other girls just be hitting different

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you all are far superior to your fathers don’t forget that

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People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

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Just out of curiosity, is Steve now older than Bucky in terms of being alive outside of being in ice?

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Pls stop omg I’m crying 😭

Did you hear about Opportunity rover? I thought you liked space stuff, check out JacobMargolis on twitter for his thread on Opportunity. Brb crying at work

I did but imagine you just hear a cry of “No, god no!” from your bedroom and you run in to find Chris almost sobbing reading the news about the Opportunity rover. 

and years later when he’s on Mars he goes to find him and wipes the dust from him before saying “I’ve got you, little guy.”

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its fake water season lads