myevilclassmate

[myevilclassmate]

also my evil professor is part of some anti abortion movement and if you google him there are videos of his speech at a pro life rally . and he keeps telling us to come to his religion lectures because he wants to proselytize but can't at a public university.

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this is my evil dorm neighbours but there are these two girls who are SO LOUD they stand in the middle of the hallway and yell at 2 am . every time i walk by one of their rooms they're in there yelling and laughing.. and they live RIGHT by the ra too so i don't know why nothing is happening.

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there’s a substitute at my school who everyone thinks is a total pervert and there’s a photo of him with two las vegas showgirls i’ve seen it and it’s really scary. fully clothed and everything he’s just standing with them…

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this is not that evil but i had a history teacher last year. high school to be clear. and he taught a college level history class but he taught all of american history with primary sources and we hardly ever looked at literature… like how are you going to teach wwi without looking at literature… and also he had a wife and he showed us pictures of her but i saw him eat an apple and he looked gay doing it… he was really pathetic and i thought he was really gay. also he saw one of my like. single paragraphs of a draft and said it “hurt his brain” 😭

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[myevilclassmate]

not in school anymore but in my senior english class we read macbeth and i made a joke about the liver of a blaspheming jew line (jewish and i wasn't being that serious, i love macbeth) and a girl in my class got really mad and started saying how jews killed jesus. she was italian, by the way. parents from italy. i don't know if she knows where rome is. i also did theater with her and she got mad at people who (with permission from our director) slightly reworded some very clunky lines in our play, and proceeded to forget all 4 of her lines (FOUR) during all 3 shows.

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i wrote a whole script for my french group project because i had the best grasp of the language out of the group and came back a few days later to see it having been edited to be completely grammatically incorrect by a girl in the group. i went through the version history to find the original so it was okay but i was Stressed. i have a copy saved now in case she does it again which i think she might

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i had this great professor, really old guy who was retiring at the end of the semester (like a month after this story.) he had a tendency to ramble about random stuff because he didnt care about getting in trouble or being fired anymore and we were a class of like 8 students who all knew him pretty well. somehow ended up talking about dating and relationships and how he never got married because he's married to books and etc. SOMEHOW ended up saying "and i never had a relationship with a student :) except for one time... one terrible time.. when i overstepped....." total silence in the tiny class of people nobody making eye contact. he moved on.

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kid in my theater class auditioning for his dream role in our play. gets up gives his monologue and SCREAMS IT. he's like shaking and totally overacting for the context of the scene, it's supposed to be disappointed boyfriend but instead has abusive boyfriend energy. it went on for so so long and everyone was trying not to laugh. and then he got no lines 😭

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my coworker who think she's the manager/shift lead but is not keeps missing customers who come up to the counter because she's taking taylor swift personality quizzes on her phone instead

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on of my former coworkers who is a white woman had a 16 year old son who was biracial and she kept telling us that she would tell him not to marry a white woman so his children would be pretty

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