it’s very important to me that Matt Murdock and Frank Castle have the same height difference (5′11″ and 6′3″) as Peter Parker and Wade Wilson (5′10″ and 6′2″)
HOWEVER
while Wade is allowed to run his mouth ad infinitum about how teeny tiny and bite-sized Peter is
if Frank so much as suggests that Matt is objectively shorter than him, he WILL get his ass handed to him
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[SCRAMBLING FOR MIC FOAMING AT THE MOUTH VISIBLY VIBRATING]
[FORCIBLY GETS DRAGGED OUT SCREAMING KICKING MUFFLED YELLING]
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Fanfic idea:
Frank loses his wedding ring somehow during a fight. Maybe he saw trouble and acted so it was just dangling around his neck beneath a hoodie instead of tucked under his layers and vest? His hood falls down, he has to roll or dodge at some point and it falls off without him noticing. (That or the string it’s on breaks) It isn’t until the guy is dead that he feels the familiar weight that rests above his heart is gone. He doesn’t totally freak at first since it had to be in the alley.
When Matt swoops in to start lecturing Frank about killing the people in the alley, Frank’s having a break down of sorts, shaking and rummaging around trying to find it. Matt uses his senses to find the ring and Frank pulls him into an abrupt hug which totally throws Matt through a loop lmao
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I follow a spicy acct on Twitter (we're all adults here) and I scrolled past a video of two men that were clearly about to go at it. I had to back pedal, not because it was literally an intro to a porno, but because one of them was dressed in a grey suit with red glasses and the other was in all black...
They were cosplaying as Matt Murdock and Frank Castle.
They were COSPLAYING as MATT MURDOCK and FRANK CASTLE!
I clicked to be absolutely sure I wasn't seeing things but when I clicked the vid was gone, the OP deleted the tweet.
I have many many m a n y mixed emotions about this
Most prominent one? Heartbreak 😭
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sparring 🥊
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Scoops Ahoy!
Eddies order is 1 scoop tangerine sorbet and 1 scoop mint chocolate chip with strawberry syrup…😐
Steddie comic commissioned by @/smrchildsadness on twitter❤️
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The bromance is real
My bb’s 💞
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“Oh Lord, Oh Lord, what have I done?
I’ve fallen in love with a man on the run
Oh Lord, Oh Lord, I’m begging you please
Don’t take that sinner from me
Oh don’t take that sinner from me
Oh Lord, Oh Lord, what do I do?
I’ve fallen for someone who’s nothing like you
He’s raised on the edge of the devil’s backbone
Oh I just wanna take him home
Oh I just wanna take him home
Oh Lord, Oh Lord, he’s somewhere between
A hangman’s knot, and three mouths to feed
There wasn’t a wrong or a right he could choose
He did what he had to do
Oh he did what he had to do”
Devil’s Backbone - The Civil Wars
| Fratt being cute little shits: part 1, part 2, part… |
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I just had to do some research, but I'm genuinely surprised that no one has written a Charlie Cox/Jon Bernthal fanfic yet!
I know there are people out there that ship Frank and Matt, and okay I can see it, but usually with ships like that, the actors who portray them get shipped too (Destiel/Stucky/ect)
All I can really say is I'm genuinely surprised for the first time in years coming from fanfics 🤣
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Jokes on him since he's in love with said f-slur 🥴
Frank Castle calls Daredevil ‘altar boy’ bc Netflix wouldn’t let them use the f-slur. If you have any questions, please contact my attorney.
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I need this fic, someone make this happen PLEASE 😭
I want to see Matt showing up at the construction site Pete Castiglione works on and is gawked after by Frank’s annoying coworkers. He just stands there with his cane and suit looking like a smug Wall Street mother fucker and one of them asks him “hey can I help you” but in an unfriendly tone, he just smiles and says he’s looking for Pete. Which, obviously is a surprise and a joke to the crew because who ever wants anything to do with that guy. So they jeer and point to the back, calling out “hey Pete there’s someone here to see you”, and a moment later Frank emerges from behind the rubble, dust and white ash on his face and exposed arms, all sweaty swinging a hammer in his hand, and just stares at him and says “fuck me. What the hell are you doing here.” Matt raises up something he’s been holding in his hand and says “tacos”.
And like what a day for the construction crew some of them really thought Frank was wrong in the head because they’ve never seen him speak full sentences till right now.
And they go up to the roof on Frank’s lunch break, Matt tells him the tacos are from this really good joint, taking pity on his store-bought-white-bread pbj sandwich, Frank just snorts and gets down to the point, “how did you find me?” Then Matt confesses that he was swinging by the site the other night beating up some muggers in the alley and heard movements in the demolished building so he concentrated and listened for it and it was just Frank in there swinging hammers at the wall at 2am having a full blown existential crisis. And then Matt says “I thought you were dead.” Obviously a masked way of asking “I thought you faked your death and left the city why am I finding you in Hell’s Kitchen abusing the hell out of some concrete.”
I want to see that.
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