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Scum Villain's Self-Saving System/SVSSS Fic Rec

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Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Completed

Will You Hold Me (When the Curtain Falls) - scholomancefan

It's Been 10 Years Since You Asked to Break Off Our Engagement...If You Insist So Much, Let's Break It Off! - Avescor 🔒

Hi, Hungry, I'm Your Husband - kittleimp

A Shizun By Any Other Name - scholomancefan

5 Ways to make your Shizun pay attention to you! (Do not try at home, it doesn't work) - Shireyaki

Scumbag Actor Screwup System - Sakura

simmering heat - tagteamme

look at me - tagteamme

The Taste of Vinegar - Vilbread

a thousand jars - tagteamme

Explicit | No Archive Warnings Apply | 14,391k | 1/1 Chapter | Shen Yuan Pov

sixty nine SEXY seductive ways to seduce your husband with your ankles (and more)!! - dearly_anonymous 🔒

forever hold your peace - tshirt 🔒

Original Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Completed

The Emperors husband - HAGELSCHADEN

"That's my Emotional Support $500 LBH Plush with 22cm Self-Heating Vibrating Dildo" "Sir That's a Dog" - mellicindi 🔒

Shang Qinghua/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Completed

strange notions - AMereDream

I've got $400 and a really bad idea - Cernunun 🔒

Married?! To Whom?! - Abyssed

Teen | No Archive Warnings Apply | 2,917k | 1/1 Chapter | Switching/Outsider Pov

an iceberg with your name on it - half_sleeping

Help! My Ex-Boyfriend Transmigrated And Now He's My Shixiong! - kitschlet

to feel your weight in arms - quick_cat_tl 🔒

invisible strings - Wildehack (tyleet) 🔒

Shen Jiu | Original Shen Qingqiu/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

Completed

verses - humancorn

Shang Qinghua & Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu

A cucumber and a plane walk into a bar (and unknowingly so do two demons). - Taste_the_silence

Escape - Aitheriomeraki

Up To No Good - TachibanasWife 🔒

jealousy jealousyyyyy - TheAnarchists

Other/No Main Pairing

Chapter 742: Unleash the Holy Globes of Justice!! - Margo_Kim

Last updated: 01/08/25

#yusss #shen qingqiu #svsss #shen yuan #shang qinghua #luo binghe

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mynameisdarling · 1 month ago

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MISTER GOODTIMES? I BEG YOUR PARDON?

#HELLO???#gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #life series #trafficblr #past life #mcyt

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mynameisdarling · 1 month ago

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mynameisdarling · 2 months ago

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MiRomAbby headcanons 👙 Beach episode 🌺 KPOP Demon Hunters 🌺 Mira x Romance x Abby 🌊🌺

🪼 Abby is the designated driver wherever they go, whether or not they’re actually drinking. Mira would rather control the music and put her legs on the dashboard. Romance does not know how to operate a motor vehicle and he refuses to learn

🪼 Romance ‘called dibs on shotgun’, sprinted to the car, and then proceeded to get out and move to the backseat anyways. All Mira had to do was stand by the passenger window and stare

🪼 he takes her beach bag to put in the trunk and closes the car door for her too

🪼 romance proceeds to whine the whole drive about being ‘abandoned and lonely’ in the backseat

🪼 mira threatens to stuff him in the trunk if he doesn’t shut his trap

🪼 She’s out of the car before it’s even parked, basically skipping as she went to grab their stuff

🪼 She opens the trunk and has to resist the urge to grab the single-person rain umbrella and beat Romance half to death with it

🪼 “in my humble defense, all you said was ‘grab the umbrella’ Pinkie! I’ve only ever seen the one! I was not aware of other umbrellas!”

🪼 Mira puts him in a headlock, so preoccupied with his idiocy she forgets that she already ditched her shirt when it got too warm in the car and is in just shorts and a bikini top

🪼Romance grins, completely fine with this arrangement

🪼 it takes her a second to click why he’s not even trying to get free, and then she whacks him in the head when she realizes where he’s decided to happily rest his face

🪼”get off of my tits you pervert!”

🪼 “you put me in a headlock! you got me ‘on them’ in the first place!”

🪼 Abby is doubled over the hood of the car, wheezing like a rubber dog toy and banging his fist so hard on the car Mira thinks he’s gonna dent the metal

🪼 She and Romance aren’t far behind. They’re like the worst harmony in the entire world, exactly the type of off-key wheezing and rhythmless thumps you might expect of, say, a band from hell.

🪼 She has to lean against the car door to keep her own balance

🪼 Romance is on his hands and knees on the concrete looking like a cat about to spit out a hairball

🪼 Once they’ve calmed down, Mira makes them both go drive to a store to get a real beach umbrella.

🪼 she finds a place to put their towels that’s a little more secluded from the crowd, near the parking lot instead of the playground, where the water lapped at a rocky shoreline which gradually inclined to steep cliffs in the distance

🪼 they come back with an umbrella. and a bunch of pool toys. and a giant pink seashell floatie they thought Mira would like (she does). and a new cooler

🪼 Mira had been too preoccupied by the rain umbrella to consider the ramifications of sending them together without supervision or a budget

🪼First thing she actually looks at is what’s in the cooler, crunching a piece of ice between her teeth. The cooler is like, a camping size, twice the size of the one they originally brought, which was already full of fruit, water, juice, and energy drinks

🪼 she was a bit concerned

🪼it contained; chocolate, soda, marshmallows, more one box of ice cream bars and popsicles, and -

🪼 “How did you even get alcohol? Neither of you have any ID!”

🪼 “Don’t worry about it ( ◠‿◠ )( ◠‿◠ )”

🪼 She worries about it.

🪼 Mira has set up the umbrella and her beach towel, gotten herself situated, and cracked open a drink by the time they empty everything from the car

🪼 they made their bed, they could lie in it. Mira was comfy already, leaning back on her hands with her legs stretched beyond the protection of the umbrella’s shadow

🪼 “Slowpokes,” she sticks her tongue out at them when Romance kicked sand in her direction

🪼 She grumbles about having to fit it all back in the car on the way back

🪼 Abby sits criss-cross applesauce (his terminology. where he learned it from Mira had no clue (the answer is Mystery, who learned it from Zoey)) on his own towel and assures her they’ll pile it in the backseat on top of Romance

🪼 Mira agrees immediately

🪼 Romance pushes between them, wraps his arms around their shoulders, and whines about being ganged up on, “unfairly targeted” by their “cruel and merciless taunting”

🪼 “You’ll survive, pretty boy”

🪼 She then spends the next ten minutes trying to get those fuckers off her and prevent them all from getting a public indecency charge

🪼 Abby won’t let up until she calls him pretty too

🪼 Mira refuses to let either of them help her put on her sunscreen

🪼 Romance gets smug about how she won’t be able to reach her own back by herself

🪼 Mira is hypermobile with long limbs

🪼 she raises an eyebrow, and slowly she folds her arms behind her back with her palms flat together, in a prayer position. then she moves slightly to grab each protruding scapula with the hand on the same side. all with no issue

🪼 she gives no context. and really there isn’t any. she can just do that. humans can just do odd things sometimes

🪼 Both Romance and Abby are watching her like

🪼 Romance tries to do it and can’t even touch his hands together. his shoulders ache just from trying

🪼 abby is just concerned.

🪼 They realize now how she’s able to move the way she does in a fight, doing things that should get her a dislocated joint at the very least and her own blade lodging itself in a her limb at the worst

🪼 they’re scared and a little turned on. if their attraction to her had a catch phrase that would probably be it.

🪼 Mira is sick of them (affectionate)

🪼 abby is the guy who brings a bunch of buckets and spends hours makes the most elaborate sandcastle you’ve ever seen

🪼 Romance immediately tries to sit shoulder to shoulder on the same towel as Mira, and promptly gets his butt pushed onto the sand

🪼 Romance is bugging Mira to go into the water before her sunscreen is totally dry, threatening to sprinkle sand all over her

🪼 She just stares at him over the rims of her sunglasses until he drops the handful he was holding up threateningly

🪼 “Good boy”

🪼 Mira knew exactly what she was doing. Getting herself a second of peace while Romance was busy short circuiting.

🪼 Served him right.

🪼 The peace is interrupted when she turns to look back at Abby and finds him like, an inch from her face. He is literally underneath the wide brim of her black sun hat. She almost screams.

🪼 He’s pouting. It takes her a second to realize why, and she doesn’t even try to stop herself from smiling and rolling her eyes.

🪼 Abby grins victoriously when she tells him that he was a good boy too, pecks her on the lips, and goes back to his sandcastle

🪼 Abby announces whenever he stands up to go get water, as if Mira or Romance were gonna start panicking because he’d walked to a place that was still within their eyesight

🪼 Mira had brought a sketchbook for while she tanned, but she was was entertained enough just watching Abby jog back and forth across the sand

🪼 even if he hadn’t taken his shirt off yet.

🪼 They bought new swimsuits because Romance and Abby literally didn’t own any. and Mira wanted an excuse to go shopping

🪼 Mira is wearing a zebra-print bikini, with low-rise bottoms and star-shaped beads on adorning the end of the strings tied around her neck

🪼 Romance is in a mid-thigh pair of bubblegum pink swim trunks with a black heart pattern.

🪼 Abby has a new pink Aloha shirt

🪼 Romance stole Abby’s seafoam green one even though it did not match

🪼 Abby has on a pair of black palm-tree-patterned swim trunks that were just a bit too small

🪼 It was all they had in that style, and that was the only one Mira liked aside from the ones she picked for Romance. all the other ones were ugly.

🪼 (Mira totally did it on purpose)

🪼 She doesn’t even bother hiding the fact that she’s staring at his ass

🪼 Romance proceeds to stand up, block her sun completely, and complain about her not staring at his ass

🪼 She shrugs, looking a little too smug when she holds out a hand for Romance to help her up

🪼 He’s still pouting when he does, but he can’t even keep it up because Mira walks past him and slaps his ass on her way towards the water

🪼 He goes bright red

🪼 It’s loud enough that Abby turns around, concerned, but Mira can hear him putting the pieces together before he starts laughing

🪼 Romance starts cussing at him

🪼 He’s still standing by the umbrella by the time she hits the water, turning back to look over her shoulder as waves lapped at her ankles

🪼 Romance was staring at her, his face nearly blending in with his hair from so far away. She just waves and yells at him to hurry up

🪼 He hurries up alright. Before she realizes it he’s basically right in front of her, wrapping his arms around her upper thighs and and tossing her over his shoulder

🪼 She has a habit of calling Romance skinny to get on his nerves, but he really isn’t. He’s just as ridiculously strong as his lovers and he knows it too. he’s just constantly standing next to Abby

🪼 She let out a noise somewhere between a laugh and a scream, engaging her core just barely in time to stop her face from dipping right under the water

🪼 She’s not quite as fast as she wanted to be, and now the bun on top of her head was lopsided and her hair is totally soaked. Bastard.

🪼 Romance forgot that their torsos were almost the same length, so her nose would be about level with where the water lapped at his navel piercing if she totally relaxed

🪼 (Mira and Romance have have matching belly button piercings. Abby would have one too but they haven’t convinced him. yet. He’s scared of needles)

🪼 Romance helped her to sit up on his left shoulder when he realizes that he’s basically forcing her to plank or stick her head under the water

🪼 her leg is pressed against his neck, his ear against the curve of her hip is and her thigh under his jaw. her hand is splayed across his free shoulder for balance. the other was resting on the wrist of the arm hooked up and around her thighs

🪼 goes until the water is hitting his collarbones, sets her on a half-submerged rock and pulls himself up to sit beside her

🪼”Hm. we keep meeting like this” he’s got a stupid shitface grin on as he leans in close to her . She can hear the laughter behind his attempt at a seductive purr

🪼 “Disgusting. Get off me, freak”

🪼 Mira is leaning her head against Romance’s face, his nose barely pressed against her cheek. She’s got an arm around his waist, her fingers are gripping his hip on the opposite side. His arm is around her shoulder, his other hand bracing their combined weight against the rock so neither of them fell.

🪼 He couldn’t get off her if he tried

🪼 She notices Abby looking from his castle to the water. She waves her free hand above her head and she can see him perk up

🪼 Romance shifts so there’s more empty room on the rock, half-draped around Mira with his chin on her shoulder. He raises an arm and waves at Abby too, less of a greeting and more of a beckon

🪼 Mira has an okay view from her peripheral. She turns her head a bit to stare at Romance’s stupid pretty face anyways. He smiles back at her.

🪼 Romance always gets a little giddy when he sees Mira staring at him. which happens much more than she’ll ever admit or he’ll ever notice.

🪼 She’s just about to ask if they should go and drag him in when she sees Abby abandoning his precious sand palace and taking off his shirt

🪼 Finally

🪼 Mira sticks her fingers in her mouth and whistles at him

🪼 Romance complains about not getting a whistle

🪼 “You are such a whiney little bastard,”

🪼 She says it in the same tone as a woman saying wedding vows, patting his cheek and pressing a kiss to his lips

🪼 Romance figures it’s a fair trade

🪼 Abby doesn’t, and he’s able to keep pouting about it for a whole… five seconds?

🪼 Mira and Romance both lean down off the rock in and press kisses to opposite sides of his face, barely an inch away from the corners of Abby’s lips.

🪼 then he’s grinning again

#OHHHH MY PRECIOUS YTJDHRF #kpop demon hunters spoilers #kpop demon hunters #kpdh headcanons #mira kpdh #miromabby #romance kpdh #abby kpdh #headcanons #I LOVE THHIS

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mynameisdarling · 2 months ago

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Shen Yuan transmigrates into a powerful ice demon and just goes "Oh neat! Cool clothes and I don't have to worry about dying!" And kicks his feet up to chill. He doesn't recognize his name, so he assumes he's just some terribly irrelevant mob character who happens to be rich and strong and is just glad to run around PIDW without any consequences. He manages to gather that he's some widower with a young son, so he immediately assumes he's in the clear from potentially being an enemy of Binghe's. His son is so quiet, and demons aren't great with giving names, so he doesn't even know what to call the boy at first. It feels odd to ask him what his name is. He just does his best with raising him in a way that he can only hope isn't too noticeably different than the way the original goods did it.

His son is still very quiet, but as he grows, he and Shen Yuan become closer. The little prince is such a sweet boy! He makes Shen Yuan little arts and crafts and leaves them on his desk to find. Anything from flower crowns to vaguely menacing knicknacs made of the bones of small animals. He'd be more scared if his son didn't seem so expectant of praise for the work. A few of them definitely resembled cursed idols, but who was he to judge his little demon son? There aren't any child rearing manuals, but from his own PIDW knowledge, this seemed developmentally on-track for demon kids.

But apparently the original goods wasn't rich and strong without consequence, because he's hounded with political matters before long. They're flooding his office with letters, hounding him for meetings, begging him to manage affairs in his territory. He's coming into contact with all these other powerful demons and has to pretend he's even slightly aware of what they're talking about.

During one of these meetings, some guy mentions the heavenly emperor, and Shen Yuan's like, "oh??? Binghe's here??? Already???" And he's furiously reworking his timeline, but the other demons are like, "who tf is Binghe. We're talking about Tianlang-Jun" and internally he's like, "who tf is Tianlang-Jun". Some poking around later, and he realizes he's REALLY far off from Binghes rise. Man's not even born yet. Honestly it makes him relax even more. He uses the time to get to know Tianlang-Jun a bit, just because he's so curious about Binghe's father! A full true Heavenly Demon! Not as cool as Binghe, who has both heavenly demonic and human cultivation abilities, but still cool! He's also just curious about the kind of man his blorbo's father was.

For some reason, Tianlang-Jun already has a son??? Upon closer inspection, a nephew? The conclusion, of course, is that something must've happened to both of them for them to not even be mentioned in the book. Deeply unfortunate, but not Shen Yuan's problem. Or that's what he would say, but Tianlang-Jun is seemingly very fond of him now. Something about being fellow single dads? He keeps bringing Zhuzhi-Lang around and foisting him onto Shen Yuan for a "play date" with Shen Yuan's son. Zhuzhi-Lang is a good boy, and very quiet, but he's also visibly older than Shen Yuan's son. Like, by a lot. But Shen Yuan is no expert on demonic aging rates, so maybe half snake demons just... look like grown adults? At this point, it's more like Zhuzhi-Lang is babysitting Shen Yuan's son while Tianlang-Jun fucks off somewhere without him. How irresponsible! But Shen Yuan accepts the free labor.

Years pass, his son grows- he also ends up with ice powers, as well as a spatial ability, though if Shen Yuan is correct, that power is likely from a demon tribe slightly south from their territory. It sounds familiar, but there are tons of reused abilities in PIDW. Nothing odd here! Eventually his son starts taking on jobs that Shen Yuan never asked him to do, in an effort to prove himself to Shen Yuan and also help him out. So at some point he takes it upon himself to go to take something from some cultivators.

It's not until his son comes back with a sniveling Shang Qinghua in tow that Shen Yuan realizes he must be very, VERY off the mark on who his character is.

Linguang-Jun was not, in fact, supposed to raise the future Mobei-Jun to be a dutiful son (nephew) who lacked abandonment issues and had a habit of leaving offerings on his uncle's desk like a cat, but since he neither knew who Linguang-Jun was nor the fact that Mobei-Jun was supposed to get dropped in the human world to be hunted for sport as a child, this was exactly the kind of Mobei-Jun that he had. Shang Qinghua, aka the hack author of this goddamn novel, has the audacity to complain to Shen Yuan about how he raised Mobei-Jun too well. When Shang Qinghua groveled and wailed and begged for mercy, Mobei-Jun brought him to his uncle! Because he "had the final say" in whether or not Shang Qinghua could swear fealty to him! What the fuck!

Mobei-Jun accepts Shang Qinghua's fealty at his uncle's behest, and Shen Yuan uses this attachment as a way to keep track of the timeline, including when Su Xiyan will fall pregnant with Tianlang-Jun's baby. In the meantime, Shen Yuan uses his own friendship with Tianlang-Jun as a way to mark his progress as well. He's met her a few times since Tianlang-Jun keeps dropping Zhuzhi-Lang off so they can run off on their little dates, but it's too odd to ask either of them if he's gotten her pregnant yet, so Shen Yuan tries instead to drop hints to nudge Tianlang-Jun in the right direction.

Talking about the joys of fatherhood, how adorable babies are, how unfortunate it is that some species, like humans, have very short windows of their lives in which they can have kids, and can even miscarry... Tianlang-Jun seems to get it- or maybe he's giving the man too much credit, because suddenly Tianlang-Jun is offering Zhuzhi-Lang as a surrogate with the insistence that "as a half-snake, he's guaranteed to give you litters! Even with a few dud eggs, he'll definitely give you a nice batch!" And "the gestational periods are short too, so you can always try again! As a heavenly demon, he's also very hardy! Your kids will be healthy for sure!" Shen Yuan has to firmly and kindly decline, though that seems to oddly disappoint Zhuzhi-Lang, who has been standing off to the side the entire time. Good sir, stand up for yourself! You don't need to do everything your uncle says! Filial piety only goes so far!

Anyway it's not long after that Su Xiyan actually gets pregnant. He expects canon to unfold from there, based on Shang Qinghua's unused old notes- Tianlang-Jun getting put under the mountain, Su Xiyan getting captured and dying after giving birth, Zhuzhi-Lang getting stuck in snake form and trying to free his uncle- all very sad and very necessary for Binghe's rise to power. Except for some reason Su Xiyan is now at Linguang-Jun's doorstep?! With Mobei-Jun?! Son, why do you look so proud of yourself?!

Apparently Mobei-Jun, who continued to pick fights with human cultivators, habitually came across Su Xiyan and her martial siblings. Su Xiyan, recognizing him, always let him off lightly out of consideration for Linguang-Jun. She warned him that as long as none of his attacks were fatal, she would let him go: but that if he killed any of her martial siblings, he would either die at her hands or suffer in the Huan Hua water prison. In return, Mobei-Jun, who was basically a semi-regular figure at the sect now, noticed immediately that she had gone missing when he showed up at the sect one day and it was another older cultivator that crossed blades with him, instead of her. Fast forward, and he's busting her out of captivity, and dragging her to Shen Yuan after she tells him that Tianlang-Jun is in danger. Shen Yuan is gobsmacked. The Old Palace Master hasn't even called on the other sects yet! Su Xiyan was in captivity for less than a day! What the hell, Mobei-Jun?!

But he cannot scold his dear nephew, who is looking at him so expectantly for praise. Instead, he calls on Tianlang-Jun and Zhuzhi-Lang to let them know about Su Xiyan's whereabouts, and then calls on Airplane. This damn hack author deserves the burden of this dilemma too!

Really, it's too late to turn back now, so after shaking Airplane's shoulders aggressively enough, the man finally agrees to pull some strings at his sect. The Old Palace Master's request for aid is turned down, Tianlang-Jun and Su Xiyan are alive, and it's not long before the Old Palace Master unfortunately qi deviates while attempting to cultivate in seclusion. Su Xiyan gives birth safely to a baby boy, and the human and demonic realms are in an uproar when Tianlang-Jun announces their marriage, but there's really very little they can do about it.

On the bright side, the two realms never merge. Unfortunately, Tianlang-Jun and Su Xiyan getting together seemed to have started a bit of a trend, and now Mobei-Jun was asking Linguang-Jun for permission to court Shang Qinghua??? And other cultivators that he met at the wedding have been extending offers and invitations to Linguang-Jun???

Shen Yuan would like to retreat back to the northern mountains and never come back.

#I'M INLOVE WITH THIS #svsss #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #linguang jun #mobei jun #tianlang jun #zhuzhi lang #su xiyan #svsss au

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mynameisdarling · 3 months ago

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 10

Propaganda:

[Quark]

"you know why."

[Shang Qinghua]

"he deserves it for his crimes against women. shitty porn writer get mpreg."

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✈️🥒 Idea: CumPlane transmigrate into NPCs/Side Characters. Shen Yuan, a nameless rogue cultivator, and Shang Huachen (Airplane) is Shang Qinghua's older twin brother.

They have some memory fuckery going on for a while, so by the time they learn they're transmigrators in Proud Immortal Demon way, they've already been married for almost a decade and had taken in Luo Binghe in as their son.

The timeline is not canon-accurate. Anyways! The washerwoman, naming her Lian Tianmi here, adopted Shen Yuan years before Luo Binghe was born. Shen Yuan is in his early 20s when the washerwoman brings a feverish baby Binghe— it's what she decided to call him for now, apparently— into their little hut. When Huachen comes to visit his betrothed after a very tiring day as Shang Qinghua's brother-assistant-advisor person— he wants to fall asleep to his beloved's scathing criticisms of whatever subpar romantic literature he'd picked up on his recent trip— he's absolutely stunlocked by the sight of Shen Yuan holding up a babbling infant. Shen Yuan is just like "I know we never talked about having children, but my mom found this guy floating down the stream. I asked around. Got nothing. So, uh..." "We should get married soon." It's Shen Yuan's turn to be stunlocked. Before he can reply, Shang Huachen is quick to assure him, telling him that he wished they could take it slower, but it'd be useful to get married as soon as possible. Paying off Lian Tianmi's debt and releasing her— and others— from their contracts had been their main mission for years now, and they've been trying to be as discreet as possible. Progress has sped up significantly ever since Shang Qinghua became Peak Lord, and Shang Huachen his second-in-command and co-teacher. Being a rogue cultivator isn't the most high-paying job, exactly. And Shang Huachen also doesn't want to use the sect's money in such a way that might rise suspicion. It's a delicate process, especially since the mission's goal had spread past just Lian Tianmi. And now, there was a baby?! Yeah, they could use some sect benefits from that marriage. It's not as much as he would get as a Peak Lord, but it'd be a huge jumping off point.

So yeah! They get married, and Binghe— now called Shang Binghe— is recognized as Shang Huachen and Shen Yuan's son. Lian Tianmi is released from her contract, and many others soon after.

Years later, Shen Yuan, Shang Binghe, and Lian Tianmi are living in a cozy little house by a lake. It's not too far from Cang Qiong Mountain, at least by sword. Shang Huachen still lives on An Ding Peak, but he visits frequently.

Shang Binghe is 10 years old, and expressing interest in cultivation to Shen Yuan. Shen Yuan, of course, supports this. He tells him to wait for his other dad to come home so they can look over some options and where to go. (Side note: Huan Hua's completely off limits. Even Binghe knows that. Lian Tianmi to be a disciple of a minor sect before her parents were arrested—on grounds she no longers remembers— and punished by the Huan Hua Palace Sect, never seeing their child again. For defending them, her meridians were forcefully sealed, preventing her from ever drawing her qi ever again.)

Anyways~! It's this same day that the System finally decides to show itself.

Shen Yuan was reorganizing his desk when, after deciding to draw out some of his qi, ends up knocking out and in a weird dream realm.

Shen Yuan looks down to see he's in his original body, and all of a sudden, he remembers everything as if it's just been behind a door this whole time. And more importantly, there's a blue motherfucker telling lore-dumping to him.

What do you mean he's in Proud Immortal Demon Way?!

What do you mean he transmigrated into an NPC and overhauled the protagonist's backstory?!

And he fell in love with a man and has a whole husband— wait, actually, you know what? After living for an additional 30 decades, that thought's no longer as wild for Shen Yuan as it would've been in 2014. He's quite happy about his marriage, thank you very much!

But also, SHANG QINGHUA'S TWIN BROTHER? When did he get a brother? Airplane didn't include that!

Wait, those kids when Shen Yuan befriended on the street years ago... Their names were Shen Jiu and Yue Qi... Does that mean they're...? Oh, fuck this, Airplane!

Shen Yuan's mind hurts.

[...][Anyway! Hello, Host~! Here's a long belated 'Welcome to Proud Immortal Demon Way!' Don't forget to rate five stars! <3 *heart*]

He wakes up.

"A-die? Is something wrong?" a tiny voice asks from the door. It's Shang Binghe, of course.

Oh, Binghe...

Shen Yuan, not wanting to worry his son— his son is LUO BINGHE?! What the fuck?!?!?!— Shen Yuan tries to pick himself up like he was purposefully laying on the floor the whole time.

"I'm just fine, Bingbing!"

Meanwhile, on An Ding Peak, Shang Huachen is mid-flight when he crashes into a tree and is promptly greeted by his own dream realm.

He's in Proud Immortal Demon Way. He's been living in his book for the past several decades of his life.

And he adopted the protagonist.

He already called Binghe his son in his head while writing PIDW, but— Oh, he hijacked the story so much. What butterfly-effect shenaniganery lead to this?!

Luo Binghe was supposed to be adopted by the washerwoman, but the washerwoman already has an adult son. Shang Qingxiang, Shang Qinghua's older twin brother, is not even supposed to be on this mountain! He wasn't even mentioned in PIDW!

Also, where did this rogue cultivator come from? He's 99% he didn't make a character like that. He's glad, of course. That's his husband! Yet, also, who?! He didn't have a character named Shen Yuan!

Granted, his memory of his novel was never too great. But he would've known, right?! Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan remember Shen Yuan from their childhood on the street, and have shovel-talked him to death when their marriage was announced. He would know if a character like that existed! He'd be the only one to know because he was the only one to see the backstory drafts.

Okay, now he has to deal with the existential dread of living in the world he wrote. That was.

That's going to be a lot to unpack.

Fuck.

To his surprise, Shen Yuan is waiting on one of the docks by the cozy house. For him. He looks a bit disheveled though.

Despite reeling hard from the revelation of being a transmigrator, he wants to make sure his husband is okay.

"Proud Immortal Demon Way!" Shen Yuan says exasperatedly. He looks almost desperate as he grabs Shang Huachen's shoulders and looks into his eyes.

He backs away when Shang Huachen doesn't respond for a second, before immediately getting pulled back into an embrace.

"Oh, thank fuck! You're a transmigrator too!" Shang Huachen cries out, relieved.

Shen Yuan seems to share that sentiment, glad he doesn't have to hide this from his husband.

Bonus:

"You were a fan of Proud Immortal Demon Way?" Shang Huachen inquires eventually, wiping away the tears that Shen Yuan refuses to admit he's shedding.

Shen Yuan huffs. "Fan? As if!"

Then, it's like a switch is flipped inside his brain. He begins to pick it apart, as if he was just reading it yesterday.

Shang Huachen realizes something. This is how his husband rants about literature usually. Yet, now that he has his memories of their previous life back, there's something about the way he words things that just...

"Why'd that chapter have to end with some stupid papapa, when the plant was perfectly set up for a reveal with—"

Oh.

"Holy shit, I married Peerless Cucumber."

Immediately Shen Yuan shuts up.

He stares at him, his face suddenly turning very flushed.

"I—" Shen Yuan decides to shift the topic. "And you're...?"

Sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck, Shang Huachen murmurs. "... Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky."

Thankfully, Shang Binghe is fast asleep next to his favorite nainai, Lian Tianmi :) She assumes that her son and son-in-law are probably getting passionate on the docks, and it's best not to disturb them.

#this #this right here?#this the GOOD shit #cumplane #svsss au #svsss

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mynameisdarling · 4 months ago

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Mermay plot

Not me thinking about a merpeople plot for my favorite boys. One with a Selkie Shang Qinghua with his cute fuzzy and chubby body of a harp seal that never fully grew out of his white baby fur/coloring because he rarely stays in his mer form long enough and has long ago learned to adapt to blending in with humans because life is dangerous for his kind from what he understands of ocean politics, and selkies are nearly extinct because they are not trusted by human or mer for having one fin in the water and one foot on land. Due to most of their kind having died during a war between mer and human where their people tried to mediate and were cut down by both men and mer, (which was how he ended up washed up on land as a child during a bloody confrontation)

Shang Qinghua had long ago chosen to hide his fur and live as a human. After much struggle to adapt to land, he eventually became the accountant in charge of an entire ship and crew’s documents and money as well as keeps rigorous track of cargo and who comes and goes as well as scheduling. It’s tiring work, but it pays well and allows him to stay close to the ocean, while not risking going in it and being murdered like many of his people were before he assimilated to human life. And what human would expect a Selkie to join a military ship. He keeps his fur securely locked away so no one will ever know, and those who see it assume he hunted it and that it was a normal seal fur.

Of course, life can’t be too easy, and when there is an aquatic attack and the captain of the ship is dragged under water by a terrifying mer that looks suspiciously like the young first mate that fell overboard during a pirate attack/vicious storm several years back. The ship is damaged and Shang Qinghua decides to make a run for it and hopefully escape to live another day. Between freezing to death in the arctic waters as a human, and risking the wrath of the mer if they catch him, he decides he may be able to be pitiful enough to beg for their mercy.

Of course, he was not prepared to slip off the back of the ship with his fur where nobody is looking at the moment, only to land in the water directly in front of a HUGE, hulking, terrifyingly vicious looking killer whale mer. With long sharp claws and rows of deadly teeth, the body parts of crew members that had attempted to escape floating in the water shrouded in a mist of blood and gore.

Seal vs Orca. He knows how that will end.

Meanwhile Mobei Jun sees a thought to be extinct arctic Selkie drop off a ship and right in front of him. Small. Adorable. Eyes wide and terrified. Fur white, though it looks pink because of the mist of blood in the water. It’s probably so scared because it was kept by those disgusting humans. Perhaps they were keeping it to sell it, or kill if for its fur, or something equally terrible for a creature long thought lost and were highly regarded by the arctic mer, even if the regular selkies were not by the rest of the seas.

And it tries to swim away. The poor, adorable, addled creature. It’s clearly confused and in shock.

#Inject into my blood thank you #SVSS #mobei jun #scum villian self saving system #mermay #scum villain #Shang Qinghua #moshang #svsss au

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Shen Qingqiu knows that something is wrong. He doesn’t know what is wrong in particular, but sometimes is definitely off.

He walks just a little slower than usual, Luo Binghe matching his pace at his side easily.

It almost feels like a Without-A-Cure blockage, only it’s not uncomfortable nor does it restrict his wi in any way. Shen Qingqiu also doesn’t think it’s something bad. It doesn’t feel dangerous. So, not like Without-A-Cure at all.

As they approach Qiong Ding Peak, Luo Binghe walks just a little bit closer to him, his warmth familiar and comforting. He smells like spice, incense and crisp winter morning even though it’s summer. Shen Qingqiu feels extremely lucky, for a moment, and as if he could fly without a sword. His husband is the best at easing the tension out of him.

“Binghe smells nice.” He comments quietly.

“Shizun smells the best.” Luo Binghe retorts momentarily.

Shen Qingqiu can’t help but laugh.

“Adorable.” He says. Luo Binghe squeaks, as he often does when Shen Qingqiu compliments him. Not that he manages to do it often, even if he, maybe, would like to.

The Peak Lord Meeting is especially boring this time around. Wei Qingwei is talking about something with a great passion, but Shen Qingqiu can barely hear his account of his new dormitory repair plan. He looks at his husband, who’s feigning interest almost flawlessly. He really is beautiful. His eyelashes are long and thick, fluttering softly every time he blinks. His eyes-

“Shen-shixiong.” Qi Qingqi calls from across the table. “Are we boring you?”

“This one can endure, Qi-shimei.” Shen Qingqiu replies, barely looking away from Luo Binghe.

“Shixiong’s husband just interests him more than this one’s report.” Wei Qingwei laughs mirthfully.

“Certainly.” Shen Qingqiu answers unthinkingly. “Have you seen him?”

Luo Binghe gasps. Everyone in the room goes awkwardly quiet. Shen Qingqiu doesn’t really understand why. He said nothing but plain truth.

“This master didn’t mean to interrupt.” Shen Qingqiu says, even though he didn’t interrupt anything. “Please, continue, Wei-shidi.”

“Shen Qingqiu.” Liu Qingge barks. “What’s wrong.”

“Nothing is wrong, shidi. Can’t this one praise his own husband a little?”

“Shixiong!” Liu Qingge snaps.

“Shizun!” Luo Binghe cries.

“Shidi?” Yue Qingyuan calls softly.

Why is everyone being so strange?

“Does shizun really hold such a high regard for this one?”

“Wh-! Binghe! Of course I do, you’re a dream come true!”

“Is there a reason we’re talking about Luo Binghe instead of discussing Peak’s performance?” Yue Qingyuan asks, voice carefully neutral.

“Wei Qingwei prompted and this one was bored enough to speak out.” Shen Qingqiu answers, absently patting Luo Binghe’s thigh, hoping to get his shaky breath back under control.

“Does Shen-shixiong always circles back to admiring his husband the moment he loses interest in conversation?” Qi Qingqi sneers. And hey! He thought they were over that already!

“Yes!” Shen Qingqiu says, feeling more and more annoyed. “I thought I said this already!”

“Is shixiong feeling well?”

Aaand, here’s Mu Qungfang. Figures.

“This master feels fine.” Shen Qingqiu says. “But there’s clearly something going on and this one doesn’t think he should stay at the meeting any longer.”

“That may be wise.” My Qingfang nods.

Shen Qingqiu nods and stands up. He’s out of his chair already when he notices Luo Binghe is sitting shock stricken and still in his own chair.

“Binghe.” Shen Qingqiu sighs. “Let’s go home.”

Luo Binghe turns to look at him, eyes glassy and utterly uncomprehending.

“Binghe, let’s go.”

His husband blinks at him, very prettily and very uselessly.

Shen Qingqiu sighs, again, and turns to look at Liu Qingge.

“Liu-shidi, your hair looks very nice today.”

That finally bears fruit. Luo Binghe jumps out of his chair and starts whisking Shen Qingqiu away.

“Sorry, shidi!” Shen Qingqiu laughs, throwing a glance at his red-cheeked martial brother. “I know you hate it, but flirting with you a little is the best way to get my husband’s attention!”

Liu Qingge frowns, mouthing flirting? back at him. Shen Qingqiu doesn’t worry about it.

Once they’re outside, Shen Qingqiu laughs outloud, clinging to Luo Binghe’s arm, even though his husband’s hold is iron-tight as it is.

“Binghe is very hot when he’s jealous.” Shen Qingqiu lets him know.

Luo Binghe whines, quickening his steps.

“In fact-" He starts, but Luo Binghe doesn’t let him finish.

“Shizun, this one is begging you to wait with more confessions till we’re home.”

Shen Qingqiu shrugs, but indulges his husband. Why is his shameless husband is acting so shy all of a sudden is weird, but-

Oh.

Here it is. Shameless. Shame. That’s what’s missing.

Shen Qingqiu has been lacking it severely this last hour at so.

System! What’s goin on?

[Bravo!] System dings cheerfully. [Host successfully uncovered event Subscription to SHAME Declined!]

What?

[Event Subscription to SHAME Declined will finish in 6 hours 23 minutes! Host should enjoy the experience!]

How come I didn’t know about the event? What’s even the objective here? System!

[Host may consider this secret mission a parting gift! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!]

With that, System blinks out of existence. If not for Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu would fall to his knees right then and there, but his glorious husband would never let that happen, would he?

“Shizun?”

“I’m good, love.” Shen Qingqiu murmurs, half delirious from relief. He’s free?

“Shizun!”

Oh, right. Endearments. He doesn’t use them, does he? Now his husband is crying out in the open. Poor protagonist’s pride!

It’s fine. Shen Qingqiu can fix this.

“Binghe is very hot when he cries, too.”

They’re in bamboo house in record time. That’s a good thing. Shen Qingqiu has got to placate his husband and tell him all about the System while the event is still going.

#AWWWWW #bingqiu #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #svsss au

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Okay, but? I just thought of the funniest/best crackship/rare-not-pair?

Tianlang-jun+Su Xiyan+Shen Jiu+Shen Yuan

As in yes, the Shen TWINS. Who? Probably weren't/aren't twins? Like? Shen Yuan definitely just sorta shows up out of now where? Hauled back to the Sect by Shen Jiu, who DEFINITELY was an only child the last anyone knew of it, from like... a night hunt or visit to town? And he's like...

"Found a weird plant."/"Qi deviation"/"Killed a malicious blue window spirit. Possibly a god."

No, he will not explain. This is HIS now. No one look at HIS brother. He's keeping him.

Like? Yeah, they can kinda SEE that, Shen-shixiong. Maybe relax the death gri-? *feral street kid territorial hissing* MOTHER FUCK! Yue-shixiong! Come get your nightmare!!! He's biting! AND MULTIPLIED!

At least? The new one? Seems very nice?

.....naive, almost...

T-too nice....

Okay, they can see why Shen-shixiong was worried. The Fairies of Cang Qiong collectively side eye each other, nod, and agree to cut-a-fucker if anyone tries to Lewd the Baby. No wonder Shen-shixiong is vibrating with aggression and stress.

And like? Somehow? Hiding them on the women's only (with only the exceptions WE allow) peak? Cuts down on Shen-shixiong's infamous brothel trips? Like he still GOES, but it's more "visits with occasional stays" and less "constant stays over night"?

.......waaaaait a second.....

*turns around and actually looks at what he's doing on their peak, which is sleeping while girls chat and play music around him as his brother does someone's hair near-by*

Motherfu-! Shen-shixiong is a prettyboy! Brothels are full of women and have GUARDS! Of COURSE! Is he even SAFE on Qing Jing?! *furious note comparing with each other as dots start to come together*

Like? His reputation is still SHIT. Shen Jiu is still "the lecher" to outsiders and jealous men who CAN NOT comprehend being surrounded, constantly, by gorgeous women for any other reason then sex. But like? The Fairy peak knows. He's their bitchy martial uncle. The "Never marry and all men are bastards" uncle. The "Will tear a person's soul out and feed it to them, if they cross him or us" uncle.

You can totally hide behind him and go Nyeyeyeye~ >:P at someone and he'll still side with you if you do it sparingly enough. It's GREAT.

Of course, this would get Qi-shemei and Lui-shixiong fighting. Because Lui-shixiong is listening to his peak mates, who are PERVERTS. And are slandering the Shen's, INCLUDING their wittle baby A-yuan(!!!), by suggesting they are-! ARE-! *furious martial sister seething*

Shen Jiu decides? Discretion is the better part of Valor here. Night hunt time. Let's go, brother. I'll even let you look at the beast before I kill it.

They stop in town. Near the Guady Assholes territory. Shen Yuan would like to peruse the book sellers. Indulge his favorite hobby... ripping apart the plot of Bad Books. He is, after all, a bit of a hate reader at heart. He gets his "allowance" (what am I, a child?) (Yes.) (BROTHER!) and wanders off....

Oh! OH? A Most Handsome Man?! He looks like Luo Binghe fanart made real! But slutty and more playful? Rougish. N-not that he NOTICES such things! Because he is very straight. Only girls.

Tianlang-jun? Meets a cute book buddy while waiting for his girlfriend. He got them big ol startled baby animal eyes. Tears apart books like he's gripped them in his teeth and mauled until the books entrails fell out. VERY fun to tease! Hey, Yan-er~♡? How about a third?

*Su Xiyan looks Shen Yuan up and down, sees the clueless Bambi eyed/easily flustered blink, and kinda wants to ruin him*

Oh FUCK NO! Says Shen Jiu! Crashing onto the seen. His "someone is trying to lewd my not-a-brother-but-you-cant-prove-that senses" a tingling. BeGONE, harlots! You degenerates! You-! YOU-! SEX HAVERS!!!!

Well now... what a high stressed, vicious, mean, bitchy, highly competent yet pathetic little man...

*dual interest noises*

So begins there chasing the Shens. Shen Yuan going "idk, maybe we should-" and Shen Jiu going "DO NOT! Don't make eye contact! Don't BREATHE in their direction! Their sex having kind need NO ENCOURAGEMENT."

And? The Old Palace Master? Slowly but surely losing his SHIT.

Because? It's ONE thing, which is bad enough, to lose his Pwecious Su Xiyan to another. But to lose her to THREE? People are TALKING! Whispering! Suggesting she's a DEGENERATE! When EVERYONE knows it's that Shen Jiu boy! And that DEMON.

And!!! The BEST part of this Ship? The SINGLE BEST part?! Is!

WHO'S HAREM IS IT~?

Su Xiyan? The only woman? The clear "Top Energy" Queen of this whole polycule? Only one with the people skill, ruthlessness, AND common sense? Does she have a harem of pretty boys?

Or is it Tianlang-jun? The obvious choice? What with being the Demon Emperor. Did he just... decide he has a thing for Cultivators? Picked a pretty empress and a pair of twins on the side?

Shen Jiu? Is his beauty/seductiveness/lewdness THAT powerful? That he would somehow hook not only his own brother? But a HEAD DISCIPLE? And the EMPEROR OF ALL DEMON KIND?! He IS said to be a strategist...

Or the quiet dark horse, Shen YUAN? Mysterious past, beauty that hits you like a punch to the gut. Kinda makes you want to throw your life at his feet and beg him to take it. Wifebeams. Wife beams EVERYWHERE. Truely, only the most powerful could defend a place at his side.

Again, the Shen's aren't related. Shen Yuan Transmigrated. Shen Jui was just like "hey, thanks gods. I WILL take this Free Twin. Mine now! You are literally never getting this back!" After most likely SUPER MEGA DEATH murdering the System for trying to kill him. Shen Yuan's body is a construct. It might not even be human.

But they DO look alike! And since when has Shen Jiu ever explain SHIT?

@mayfay @legitimatesatanspawn @babbling-babull @hdgnj

#fantastic give me 14 of em #chewing this #SO HARD #yES #YES #I'm gonna bug the shit outta my sister to draw this #svsss #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #su xiyan #tianlang jun #svsss au

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mynameisdarling · 4 months ago

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The tragedy of QiJiu to me is that YQY is probably the only person who really knew SJ well enough to truly mourn him. But after SY arrives, YQY doesn’t know that SJ is gone. He watches a stranger with the face of the person he knew and loved and some part of him knows and grieves. Maybe he rationalizes it by deciding that the grief is because the SQQ he knew is gone but SQQ is happier now so he can only be happy for him. But SJ really is gone and unmourned. And YGY can never know.

#I made a poem about this #qijiu #yue qingyuan #svsss #shen jiu #idk if i should post it tho lmao

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mynameisdarling · 4 months ago

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Okay now I’m done with the bunny suits

#OH.#OH HELL YEAH.#scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #liushen #svsss

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mynameisdarling · 4 months ago

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SVSSS AU where Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua aren't transmigrated into characters but become agents of system, not to one person like previous AU but just in general there job is to influence and effect world to make the best story.

Using system power to push events and create the 'best story. No one can really see them, at least they're not meant to.

Luo Binghe feeling odd presence around him even before joining sect, Shen Yuan always trying to help Binghe using his minor powers to make things easier for him. And flipping Shang Qinghua off when he's like 'But Bro he needs the tragic backstory'.

When Binghe joins sect Shen Yuan staying even closer using all his powers to try and heal and make things easier on Binghe. Luo Binghe waking up multiple times to see some glowing heavenly figure soothing him. And even seeing returning his pendant. (He does not see Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua fighting outside as Shang Qinghua is trying to explain that the loss is an important plot point Bro he has to lose it while Shen Yuan is yelling at how much a hack airplane is)

Luo Binghe totally head over heels for this god that favors him and is the mist beautiful being he's ever seen, him making small alter for this god whenever he can. As he gets stronger he can see him more often (Protginist halo at work) and falls more and more in love with him. Plan is become emperor and all realms and marry this deity.

He is not alone in this since when he visits Mobei Jun he sees a giant shrine in the northern palace and finds out there is another god one who has saved Mobei Jun's life multiple times and helped him become king and Mobei jun has been trying to figure out how to marry them for years.

Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua watching the two demons scheme and how to kidnap gods and just obliviously looking at each other like 'This wasn't in the story what are they doing? why are there no wife plots happening?' While system is just looking at it's two agents with the least amused emoji expression it can.

#INJECT THIS INTO MY BLOODSTREAM #bingyuan #bingqiu #moshang #svsss #luo binghe #shen yuan #mobei jun #shang qinghua #system #system svsss #svsss au

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mynameisdarling · 4 months ago

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More random thoughts on SVSSS role reversal AU (Link here)

Luo Binghe's ranting to the peak lords about Shen Jiu planning something basically turning into the Kate Beaton Nemesis comic. All the other peak lords giving each other looks (Except Mobei Jun whoose not paying attention he's just thinking of how to get his demon to kidnap him) that is basically what every peak meeting turns into.

Also none of the peak lords bringing up that the 'conspiracy board' has basically become a shrine.

Luo Binghe becoming so protective of his head disciple, Shen Yuan 'like he's hovering because he's going to kill me he knows i'm a demon' while Luo Binghe is like 'I know he's planning something...also if I blink he probably somehow end up in mortal danger'

After the abyss Luo Binghe is in rage despair morning mode trying to find anywhere to break into abyss, and after once Shen 'Jiu' lineage revealed as demon prince.

Luo Binghe: I see...well for the good of the cultivation world we will need an alliance, a marriage alliance is the clearly the only way

Other peak lords: What?

Luo Binghe: As the head of the sect it is my responsibility I will do this for the good of the world if I must

Other Peak lords: I what no, no one is suggesting this

Luo Binghe: Yes truly the only way

Other peak lords: It's really not

Mobei Jun is taking notes.

#ofc he is #au #svsss #bingyuan #moshang #luo binghe #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #role reversal au #peak lord luo binghe #disciple shen yuan #demon shen yuan #demon shang qinghua #peak lord mobei jun #scum villain self saving system #scum villain #svsss au

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mynameisdarling · 4 months ago

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More thoughts on reverse AU. (Links here and here)

Shen Yuan ends up thriving in the abyss, he ends using knowledge to solve a lot of problems and tame beasts, the demons in the abyss end up trying to put Shen Yuan in charge, he is constantly running away form it like 'NO, NO I DON’T WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN THE PLOT, I JUST WANT TO BE A SHUT IN HERE IN BASICALLY HELL AND NOT GET MURDERED’

Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan meeting up on one of the times Shen Yuan has been wondering peaks and finding creatures. The 2 basically spider man meme each other and alliance of we are gonna figure out how to survive this shit, after Shen Yuan tries to kill Shang Qinghua as soon he realizes Airplane 'YOU HACK AUTHOR’.

Mobei Jun then starts hovering over Shen Yuan because he can sense Shang Qinghua he’s been around him (No ones sure how) cue Luo Binghe scooping up Shen Yuan and getting in Mobei Jun’s ace like 'Stay away from my disciple I’M THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO BE SUSPICIOUS OF HIM’

Luo Binghe keeps trying to interrogate Shen Yuan only it doesn’t work because Shen Yuan is terrified but also Luo Binghe’s speeches are so cool he’s so awesome and is just looking at him with stars in his eyes and Luo Binghe is feeling things and very confused.

Shen Yuan is also so genuine and always worrying about Binghe’s health because 'The poor protagonist has had to go through all airplanes shitty writing and his tragic backstory, Binghe should take care of himself and rest while he can once he gets into his revenge on all demons arc he’ll be so busy and won’t be able to rest especially when he becomes king and gets his harem’.

Luo Binghe is just like 'Genuine affection and care I what???- this is a trap I know this is a trap, he’s planning something’ but anytime Shen Yuan is smiling at others Luo Binghe is just angrily glaring and so jealous like 'No only plot against me i’m the one you want to destroy right? so only smile at me’.

All the other peak lords are like we should be doing something but we’re not touching this shit with a 5 foot pole. But please sect leader stop yeeting our disciples who are finds with Shen Jiu off the mountain when they try to visit him, also please do something about your second in command trying to get bride-napped by a demon lord.

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