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I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

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YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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I wonder how much Groverhaus contributed to the 2008 financial crisis

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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

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im begging fanfic writers to stop using a bunch of symbols in page breaks. they break my screen reader.

shit like this

---------------------------- or ><><><><><><>< ******* that kind of thing

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MONTAGE

MONTAAAAAAAAGE

MONTAGEEE

MONTAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHOHHH

NOW WE KILLED A RACOON, WE ARE USING YOU RBODY LIKE IT'S A MACBINE GUN NOW WE STARTED A FIRE I HAVE TO ADMIT IM ENJOYING YOUR OMCPNAY ARE WE FALLING IN LOVE?

ALL WE VE EVER NEEDED IS A MONTAGEEEEEEEE

WOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

MONTAAAAAAAGEEEE

MONTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

MONTAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEEE

MONTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

ALL WEVE EVEE NEEDED ISA

MOOOOOOONTAAAAAAAAAAGE

WOOOOOOOOOBHHHHH

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Swiss Army Man (2016)

Directors: Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert Cinematography: Larkin Seiple Production Design: Jason Kisvarday Art Direction: David Duarte

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I think my ultimate relationship test is showing them swiss army man. if they don't understand the beauty, art and life of that movie what am I even doing here

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they need to go on a double date

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the thing about swiss army man is that the world was NOT ready for it in 2016. it's a masterwork of queer cinema. it's about how harmful it is to confuse a sense of disgust for a moral compass. it's about how shame destroys you. it's about how depression feels like dragging a corpse everywhere you go only the body is your own. it's about letting out the things you've been bottling up and finally being able to breathe. it's about learning to love someone else for the very things you hate about yourself until you can love yourself too. it's about queer desire as a literal matter of survival.

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Biases being broken down on both sides

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Ok but like can we PLEASE talk about how fucking cool this mask is??

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no cause im so excited for this movie his character is peak and I really hope it doesn't disappoint!

The movie hasn’t even come out yet but…hear me out

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The movie hasn’t even come out yet but…hear me out

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No I don’t want “Edward Nashton boyfriend headcanons 💕” I want the RIDDLER to BREAK into my fucking HOUSE and BRUTALIZE ME until I’m a HOPELESS DEPERSONALIZED PIECE OF MEAT

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I spent 3 hours making this, excluding breaks Merry christmas Tf2 commuity and Heavymedic nation.

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago