mysterious-headhunter

[mysterious-headhunter]

[mysterious-headhunter]

*bit sits in a garden… he waits for @druidicrepository to return*

[mysterious-headhunter]

To Whom It May Concern,

As part of my duties as Overseer of Wizard Island Island and its multi dimensional territories, I am responsible for taking Housing Census of all Willing and Sentient Folk who abide here.

All I ask is any Written/Illustrated/Psychically Transmitted Description of your current residence, as well as cultural or geographically notable Landmarks nearby. If you wish to include direction (ie. North, West, Southeast) I will attempt to include you on the Wizard Island Island Map as well.

PLEASE NOTE: Information you share MAY be included in records or documents considered public access. DO NOT INCLUDE SENSITIVE INFORMATION or ANY information if you have had issues with the GOBLIN MAFIA at any point in history.

I hope this Letter finds you well,

-@cavolfire-the-roasted Overseer of the Brassica Sect of Magic and Territories of Wizard Island Island

“I can not speak on it without the permission of @druidicrepository”

[mysterious-headhunter]

*the second you are out, bit takes the bottle and disappears into a vine gateway. It collapses behind him.*

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

*bit stares at it… then thinks*

“Na… I’m done”

*bit gets up*

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

“Fine”

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

“More”

*he takes the bottle and starts chugging*

“And no, I’m not hearing voices… it was a ritual… unintentional ritual.”

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

“Ye-yes. I ne-e-e-ed this… all-ll of my dea-a-ad children just came ba-a-ack as ghost to tell me not to Bl-l-lame myself…”

*he drinks the next glass*

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

*bit take it and a root extends from his arm into it.*

“Hm…. Should have expected…”

*he then freezes*

“I-I-I-‘ll-ll T-take Anoth-th-th-er….”

*his voice dose the robotic equivalent of slurring his speech*

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

“Ya… I need it.”

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

“I can do that to dip shit.”

*up from the ground, roots begin to grow into a giant bowl. Then in that bowl water starts to pour in. Cleaner than yours*

“I need some alcohol”

*he stricken his hand in the water and all of it is absorbed*

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

“I drink water….my arm drinks water. You have any… what is a human drink… Vodka?”

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

“Bad, I…haven’t actually drunk before”

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”

*bit holds his head in his plant hand*

[mysterious-headhunter]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

[mysterious-headhunter]

Thank you @blu3birdprince and everyone who got me to 500 reblogs!

(Let’s make a tree that I will draw.)