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Nico: I think I forgot something..

Estelle: If you forgot, then it wasnt important

Nico: Yeah, youre right

Percy, in the malls driveway:

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Annabeth when she was slightly taller than Percy: Ha, you’re shorter then me>:)

Percy: YOURE LITERALLY 5’6 AND IM 5’5. THERES NO DIFFERENCE😔

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*Jason sees Leo arguing with Annabeth *

Jason: *Chuckles* Where is that child’s parent...

Jason:

Jason: OH ITS ME- ITS ME, IM THE PARENT!! KID, COME HERE

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So, it’s our favourite blue loving boys birthday today.

BUT.

It’s also his and Annabeth’s anniversary. So here’s how I think their wedding would go..

Percy: Leo, what are you doing?

Leo, in a short white dress: Annabeth asked me to be her co-bridesmaid.

Percy: What?

Piper, in the same dress: LEO GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SUPRISE YOU IDIOT

Percy: What

✨The getting married part (im so sorry, i have no idea what weddings are like)✨

chiron walks annabeth down the aisle and annabeth is wearing a gorgeous white dress with a bit of blue in it since they get married on their anniversary (aka percys birthday) and percy just straight up starts sobbing and grovers sobbing with him too.

Chiron: something something blah blah blah i dont know something something. Percy, do you take Annabeth to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Percy: Annabeth, with all my love, I take you to be my wife. I will love you through good and the bad, through joy and sorrow. I will try to be understanding, and to trust in you completely. Together we will face all of life's experiences and share one another's dreams and goals. I promise I will be your equal partner in a loving, honest relationship, for as long as we both shall live.

Cut to Sally smiling so widely because she’s been waiting for this moment forever

Chiron: And Annabeth, do you take Percy to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Annabeth: Percy, I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband. Before these witnesses, I vow to love you and care for you as long as we both shall live. I take you with all of your faults and your strengths as I offer myself to you with all of my faults and strengths. I will help you when you need help, and I will turn to you when I need help. I choose you as the person with whom I will spend my life.

Chiron, almost close to sobbing too: You may now kiss the bride🥺

the cute kiss scene✨✨

Percy: Before we go to eat cake and party till midnight-

Annabeth: Midnight?

Percy: Yes, Estelle needs to be asleep by then. Anyway, I would like to make a toast to Annabeth Chase.

Annabeth: Chase?

Percy: I thought we agreed on me taking youre last name?

Piper: What

Percy: Anyway. It’s been about 20 years or so since I’ve met you. I definitely didn’t know what to think of you in the start but then realised that a feeling was there. A romantic one. And honestly I was really dumb back then since I didn’t understand those emotions. I just kept calling you my bestie and not looking much into it. But now look at us. Married. In the place where we first met. I’m not great with words but I know that, I’ll love you no matter what. And I mean that. I’ll love you forever. Even when my body is underground and only the ghost of me is there to love you. I truly and deeply love you, Wise Girl.

Annabeth, smiling wider than Sally with tears in her eyes: Well now I think I should make a toast.. Percy Jackson, we’ve been best friends for a long time. A super duper long time. Now I know it isn’t like me to not write something to say twenty four hours ago but I know one thing. And that thing is that there’s a bomb.

Everyone: *panic noises* (what? i knkw nothing. sue me, I dare you.)

Annabeth: You’re butt is da bomb.

Percy: WAS THAT A BROOKLYN NINE-NINE REFERENCE?

and then yeah, they eat blue cake made my Sally and Annabeth so its super tasty and looks super cool. The design is New York and on top is the Empire State Building and on top is Percy and Annabeth kissing. Kapow.

Also they play Taylor Swift at their wedding.

And they get married on a beach.

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Percy: ANNABETHH!! GET READY, WE’RE GOING TO MY MOMS HOUSE FOR DINNER

The demi-gods in CHB and CJ who have mommy issues or dead moms:

Percy: Fuck it, you’re all coming. Get ready for the mom experience. You’ll love it.

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okay, look.

alot of people headcanon percy as a demiboy or a he/they nonbinary.

and you know what? I AGREE.

and here are more headcanons for the other demigods✨✨

piper: a nonbinary pansexual 😌

annabeth: ✨BISEXUAL✨

reyna: our beloved trans girl who is asexual

thalia: they/she asexual

jason: FTM BICON.

frank: same with jason but without the bisexuality✨

hazel: hmm maybe hetero but also shes either bi or pan or just questioning

clarisse: oh uhm… *kindly yeets chris* lesbian.

silena: so uh… *kindly yeets beckendorf* lesbian.

drew: L.E.S.B.I.A.N

leo: an omnisexual icon😌✨

nico di angelo: gay. what did you expect?? smh🙄

i think thats it

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Chiron: You are grounded

Percy: What about school?

Chiron: Fine, other than school. No phone.

Percy: None of us have a phone-

Chiron: Then no computer!

Percy: I need the computer for school.

Chiron: Then uh…

*Nico whispers something into Chiron’s ear*

Chiron: No Annabeth.

Percy: NO ANNABETH???

Chiron: NO ANNABETH!

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Leo trying to speak French: Bonjour, Piper! Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Piper: No, I do not want to sleep with you.

Leo: Is that what it means?

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Nico: I think you owe me an apology.

Percy: I’LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HADES

Nico:

Percy: I actually don’t know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

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todays ted talk is about:

annabeth fricking chase

so. ive seen a l o t of annabeth chase slander these days. and i can say ✨s u r e✨

i dont agree with them but im not some crazy annabeth fan🥰though i do love her because shes annabeth and is the reason im gay🥰

ANYWAY

funfacts:

percy would be 🪦 if it wasnt for our queen

we wouldnt have broke the ‘dumb blonde’ rule thing

we wouldnt have a smart hottie😔😔🙏🙏

annabeth is ✨not✨ abusive towards percy.

PERCY LIKES BEING CALLED SEAWEED BRAIN ITS LITERALLY THEIR THING🙏😔😤

annabeth is a person. remember that. shes not some machine programmed to be little miss perfect (NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NO YOU CANT RISK FALLING OFF YOUR-) . maybe the reason you dont like the way she behaves is because of her trauma (something literally all riordanverse characters have for no reason) and trauma affects people‼️‼️ annabeth has abandonment issues so yeah shell probably get jealous of people she loves talking to other people who annabeth thinks are better than her.

as i said, annabeth never has abused percy emotionally or physically. so you cant come in here and tell me ‘BUT WHAT ABOUT SWORDFIGHTING’ or ‘WHAT ABOUT HER BULLYING HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK’ no no no no no no. swordfighting is for them to PRACTISE. everyone at camp halfblood does that. and percy bullied her too in the first book. its because they had ✨feelings✨ for eachother but didnt know how to show them so they showed it like that and so rick wouldnt spoil a perfectly healthy non-toxic relationship coming from them.

and thats it, thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Literally every god except of Artemis and Poseidon and Hestia: I understand that we’ll probably never be friends-

Percy: -Leave out the probably.

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Drew: In the beginning, there was nothing

Drew: And then god, a woman, said

Piper: I don’t like where this is going

Drew: ‘Let there be Drew!’

Piper: Dont you mean ‘Let there be a stone cold bitch’

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Dentist: Open up, please

Leo: Sometimes I get sad

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Piper: How much do you like Wil?

Nico: Oh gods, I would kill all of you for him

Piper:

The seven + Reyna:

Camp Half-blood:

Camp Jupiter:

Mount Olympus:

Percy: That’s sweet… right?

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Will: I’m an Apollo kid

Will: I enjoy the sun

Will: The music and poetry

Will: The ravens and cows

Will: And most especially…

Nico: Cutting people in half with lil’ knives

Will: Nico!

Nico: I apologize,

Nico: Cutting people with

Nico: ✨scalpels✨

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Annabeth: Listen up assholes.

The seven:

Annabeth: Except of you, Hazel. Everyone loves you and so do I.

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Annabeth: Percy, what is Grover doing..?

Percy: I have absolutely no idea.

Grover, clears his throat: I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. *aggressive satyr noises*