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This is a folk song about how Germany just legalized weed, paving the way for 2024 to have the most amazing Oktoberfest in history.

LYRICS:

[Verse 1] When times are getting hard and you lack the motivation you need Just close your eyes and think about how Germany just legalized weed

[Verse 2] When you don't have any confidence And you don't feel too hot Just close your eyes and think about how Germany just legalized pot

[Chorus] Four Twenty Oktoberfest It's the best of both worlds A beer in one hand and a joint in the other For every boy and girl Four Twenty Oktoberfest It's the best of both worlds A beer in one hand and a joint in the other For every boy and girl

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A comedic rap song to bust out whenever you've run out of fucks.

LYRICS:

[Verse] I don't give a fuck I don't give a shit I don't have a buck I just wanna get lit

[Verse 2] I don't give a damn I got no fucks left I don't wanna talk Dont wanna waste the breath

[Chorus] There's no fucks left at the fucks store There's no fucks left at the fucks store They're runnin' outta fucks at the fuck store There's no fucks left at the fucks store

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An upbeat pop song about when you push a button for an elevator and then someone else immediately pushes the same button you just pushed like you don't actually exist.

LYRICS:

[Verse] Walking into the elevator, press a button that I see (ooh-yeah) Waiting for the doors to close, feeling kinda free (ooh) But then someone comes along, acts like I'm invisible (invisible) Presses the button again, making me feel miserable (miserable)

[Verse 2] I don't know what they're thinking, do they not see? That I already pressed the button, it's plain to see (plain to see) But they push it with their might, like they're on a mission (a mission) Making me feel so small, it's like a bad condition (condition)

[Chorus] Button pushers, why you gotta be so rude? (rude) Treating me like I'm some kind of interloper dude (no respect) I press the button first, I know what I'm doing here (I know) So why you gotta push it again, making my intentions clear? (so clear) Button pushers, just let me do my thing (do my thing) Don't push the button, like our friendship's on a string (on a string) Respect the button pusher, let them have their time (respect) Cause everybody knows, it's a petty crime (petty crime)

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A romantic pop song about a man and a woman who lock eyes on the subway. Just before he's about to make a move and introduce himself, he accidentally sits on his testicles.

[Verse] He caught her eye as the doors slid open A moment of fate, hearts were softly spoken Electricity in the air, a moment in time But fate had a funny way of playing with his mind

[Verse 2] Locking eyes, their souls connected tight As the train rushed on, it felt so right But then he stumbled, a twist of fate so sordid Accidentally sat on his testicles, all romance distorted

[Chorus] Oh, the pain, the agony, it's hard to walk away A love that could have been, ruined in this strange display A moment lost, like a shooting star in the sky All because he sat on his testicles, oh my

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A barbershop quartet about how gross it is to make out with your partner in the morning when nobody has brushed their teeth yet.

LYRICS:

[Verse] In the morning, before we rise We lock lips, close our eyes But there's a scent that fills the air It's a smell we just can't bear (ooh)

[Verse 2] We embrace with morning bliss But there's something that we miss The taste of mint, so fresh and clean We yearn for breath that's minty keen (ooh-yeah)

[Chorus] Oh, morning breath, it's such a test Can't kiss without feeling distressed Let's wait until we brush our teeth Morning melodies, oh so sweet (ohh)

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A 90's ska song about how Klondike discontinued the Choco Taco.

LYRICS:

[Verse] Back in the golden days, oh what a treat Choco Taco, it couldn't be beat (ooh-yeah) A cookie taco, vanilla ice cream so sweet With chocolate sauce, a heavenly feat (ooh-yeah)

[Verse 2] But now it's gone, a tragic affair Klondike, why'd you leave us unaware? (ooh-yeah) No more Choco Tacos, it's just not fair Our taste buds cry, in despair (ooh-yeah)

[Chorus] Oh Choco Taco, we miss your taste That cookie crunch and creamy embrace The perfect blend of flavors, a masterpiece Come back, Choco Taco, and bring us peace (ooh-yeah)

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An old-fashioned R&B song about a hypochondriac.

LYRICS:

[Verse] I got a little itch, I got a little pain Every time I sneeze, I think it's all in vain I've been to doctors, tried every pill But they all say the same, "You're healthy still"

[Verse 2] My friends and my baby, they don't understand They're tired of my stories, they don't lend a hand They roll their eyes, they say I'm fakin' But I swear it's true, my body keeps on achin'

[Chorus] I ain't sick, I'm lovin' love, baby (ooooh) Don't need a doctor, no need to go crazy (no, no, no) I ain't sick, I'm just feelin' the passion (feel it, feel it) I'll keep on lovin', ain't no need for compassion (oh yeah)

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A powerful church hymnal about how prohibitively expensive food delivery has become.

LYRICS:

[Verse] In this modern world, where time moves fast Hungry bellies cry, we hope for repast But the food we crave, it comes at a cost Delivery services, oh, they're being so brazen (ooh, yes)

[Chorus] Deliver us, deliver us, from the pricey delivery Save our pockets, save our souls, set our wallets free Oh, UberEats, DoorDash, Postmates, can't you see? Ain't nobody got the cash for $40-$50 delivery

[Verse 2] In the golden age, Grandma, she would cook Meals made with love, shared with family, oh how we shook But now we stare at screens, scrolling through the app Prayin' for a bargain, but the prices just keep getting stacked (ooh, yes)

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This is a rap song about the rappers discovering a whole civilization of tiny people hiding in their house. LYRICS:

[Verse] Yo, we stepped up in the crib, feeling mighty fly But something wasn't right, caught us all by surprise Little creatures, tiny creatures, coming out of nowhere Givin' us the staredown like they just don't care [Verse 2] We tried to run, we tried to hide, we was scared as can be But those little elves had more magic than you and me They started dancin', they started singin', put on a show Suddenly, we couldn't help but feel the flow [Chorus] Micro magic, comin' alive (whoa) In our house, we got a whole new vibe (tiny elves) From fear to friendship, magic we'll embrace (oh yeah) Rockin' with the elves all up in our space

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This is a rap song about an OCD guy who hates when dust and dirt gets tracked inside his apartment.

LYRICS:

[Verse 1] Walking through the door, what's it for? Dust and pebbles scattered on the floor People come inside, don't wipe their shoes Leaving nature's debris, giving me the blues Stepping carefully, dodging every speck But they keep on comin', gotta clean this wreck Gotta sweep it up, gotta make it neat I won't let these dust and pebbles defeat

[Chorus] Dust and pebbles, all around Frustrated, can't seem to keep it down Dust and pebbles, make me frown Gotta sweep it up, gotta clean this town

[Verse 2] I put a mat outside, please wipe your feet But some folks just ignore, can't be discrete Dusty footprints leadin' through my space Leaving traces of nature's embrace I'm collectin' pebbles, like I'm at a beach But this ain't paradise, it's outta reach Gotta get my broom, gotta dust it clean I'm fightin' this battle, you know what I mean

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An emotional ballad about having to make the mac & choice between Kraft or Annie's.

LYRICS:

[Verse] In the kitchen, standing all alone A choice before us, we must decide Between two loves, we can't deny The Blue Box or organic pride

[Verse 2] The promise of nostalgia, the taste we know Versus the promise of a better world The convenience and comfort or the path less traveled Oh, the decision, it's so damn hard

[Chorus] Kraft or Annie's, it's tearing me apart Can't we have the best of both, my heart? I can't resist that classic cheesy delight But is it worth turning my back on what's right? (oh-oh-oh)

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A sensitive emotional ballad for the guys who are nearly 6' tall, but not quite there.

LYRICS:

[Verse] Standing in the shadows, feeling small and unseen In a world of giants, where height is all it means 5'9, 5'10, or 5'11, just a fraction away But still not 6' tall, where most women want to stay

[Verse 2] But let me tell you the story, of the medium-height kings We may not stand as tall, but we've got other things In our hearts and in our minds, we hold a fire that burns With confidence and kindness, we can make our world turn

[Chorus] We may be in the shadows, but we shine so bright With love and determination, we'll prove them right Medium-height kings, we'll stand tall and proud For in our souls and in our hearts, true love is found

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An 80's metal song about a guy who has to get up to go to the bathroom a lot.

LYRICS:

[Verse] In the dark of night, I lay in bed A sudden urge, it fills my head I try to ignore it, but I can't resist Gotta get up, take a whiz

[Verse 2] I stumble in the dark, feeling half awake I'm reaching for the light, but I'm too late It's a battle I fight, every single night The call of nature, it's a constant fight

[Chorus] Midnight urination, it's my plight In the wee hours, I'm up to take a flight Oh, I never get a peaceful sleep When I keep having to rise and take a leak