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[nanlaria]

Yes. I LOVE hearing about WIPs! FEED ME YOUR BRAIN CANDY!

Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?

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Oh, wow. I've never been tagged before! And .. uh... I'm not sure what to do with this! Let's see...

9 People You Want to Know Better - Uh... oh, dear. I'm very much an introvert so 'getting to know' people is a scary, draining, resource demanding thing. As long as it was in small doses, I think @lailuhhh, @loves-2-read, @impossiblepluto, @thereifling, @bisexualbaker - I can't think!

Three ships: Hm, no ships. Not really a "shipper"

Last movie: Oh, dear. Movies are so long. Last one I watched was "Bullet Train." I GM for a long-running DnD group and one of my players wanted me to watch the movie because he was basing his character on the protagonist of the movie. I actually really enjoyed it!

Last song: "Gold" by Neoni and/or "Tombi" by Kvi Baba

Currently reading: "A History of Expulsionism (Jooi) in the Bakamatsu Period of Japan, 1853-1868" by Akihiro Machida

Currently watching: More like re-watching. I'm waiting for the next seasons of "Ruroni Kenshin," "Trigun Stampede," "Blue Eyed Samurai," and "The Legend of Vox Machina" to be released. The wait is KILLING me!

Currently eating: High protein, low carb diet because, apparently, it's better for my personal metabolism than anything else I've done for this disrespected temple I call my body.

Currently craving: Oreos. I can't have Oreos 'cause of food allergies, but dammit, I wish I COULD.

Thanks for the tags @rosieblogstuff and @lailuhhh 😊

9 People You Want to Know Better

Three ships: I only have one...

First ship: Adrian and Natalie (Monk)

Last movie: Anna and the King. I enjoyed it. Before that I made my son watch my favorite movie, Hoosiers. Hadn't watched it in decades (geez, that makes me feel ancient). I was happy to see it hit just the same as it did many moons ago. Bonus that my son enjoyed it too!!

Last song: I can't remember what it was, but it was a classic rock song.

Currently reading: Sergeant + Specialist

Currently watching: not currently attached to a show. The family is currently into watching cooking and travel channels on YouTube

Currently eating: it's almost midnight so I'm not eating anything. I made yummy steak strips with Ruth's Chris copycat au gratin potatoes, and broccoli for dinner.

Currently craving: Oooo, some yummy chocolate fondue from Melting Pot.

I'd like to tag @melliabee @ariminiria @nanlaria @hoss-acm @finnarcher7 and anyone else that'd like to play along!

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tbf there are some for whom that might be the best option ...

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Oh, what a handy list!

Make your whumpees go into shock. Do it.

Symptoms of hypovolemic shock (e.g whumpee has lost a lot of blood):

Hyperventilation

Confusion/anxiety

Sweating

Passing out

Clammy skin

Weakness

Low temperature and blood pressure

Rapid pulse

Symptoms of distributive shock (e.g sepsis, severe allergic reactions, asthma attacks)

Rash

Rapid pulse

Hyperventilation

Warm arms and legs

Skin that starts off warm then turns clammy and cold

Fever

Chills

Stomach pain

Confusion

Cough

Shortness of breath

Nausea

Throwing up

Either way, whumpee is most likely headed to the ICU. ASAP.

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omg.

Whumpee: Can my life get any worse?

Whumper: Hold my whip.

[nanlaria]

Oh, this is nice. My first spin gave me BLOOD LOSS!

i made a whump wheel

want to beat up a character but don't know how you wanna do it? same here, friend. behold, the whump wheel! it currently has 60 different prompts/tropes on it and is ready for use! 🎉 i...love this thing. it is wonderful for writing exercises. (if you wanna know what's on it before using it, take a peak at the screenshot below)

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Blows my kids' minds when I tell them I'm older than the internet.

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

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“Get away from me.”

“We don’t mean any harm.”

“I didn’t ask if you meant any harm. I told you to get the hell away from me.”

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ohio removed 160000 inactive voter registrations

Search for yourself here: https://registrationreadiness.ohiosos.gov Voter registration:

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"Your mum's brain is having an orgy with an RNG." - my spouse in reference to my mother's dementia.

Before you judge, consider: humor is a defense mechanism. It's laugh or cry, and frankly, I'd like to save some tears for the funeral. She's not dead, yet. Just in her own, unique, slightly disconnected world.

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I got out of a felony speeding ticket like this. "Officer, I was listening to the radio and I was just about to slow down [after passing the semi at 2:00 AM at 105 MPH] and Metallica came on the radio. Followed by some Rage Against the Machine, then some AC/DC, and ... well... I just kinda forgot to lift my foot off the pedal."

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

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Motherfuckers got what they wanted, so everyone better fucking show the fuck up in November for Kamala, who is the only legitimate and viable candidate.

I am never, ever, going to get over this. And I don't want to hear any fucking criticisms or complaints.

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rb for bigger sample size. i'm actually really curious about this.

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REGISTER TO VOTE

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MOAR! This was AMAZING. (See my Ao3 comments for all the heinousness I wish for the future!)

[nanlaria]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

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DAVE: its ninety nine degrees outside, four fuck thousand percent humidity, and my brother was like

TT: I’m gonna go for a bike ride.

DAVE: and i was like. why. no. why. dont put us on the news like that. "local fool collapses on unnecessary journey." dont do it. so he says

TT: I don’t want to hide in the house, the sun’s shining.

DAVE: bruh. dude. "the sun is shining" does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside

DAVE: our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning