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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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naruto’s giggle when sasuke calls him usuratonkachi

reblog if you agree

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👌🕶✨

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When I hear someone talking shit about my OTP

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Am I the only one who thinks Gaara looks fucking hot in this picture?

The Jinchuuriki Squad

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I am RELAXING so WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??????!?!

My headphones are IN… WHYYYY are you TALKING TO ME

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ITACHI AND SHISUI DESERVED TO TRAIN AND GROW UP TOGETHER AND HAVE THEIR FIRST KISS TOGETHER AND GO ON MISSIONS TOGETHER

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Damn right

Madaras brain: World domination

Madaras ass: Hashiramas dick

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Naruto: I wonder if attractive people ever know that they ARE attractive.

Sasuke: *laughs softly* Did YOU know?

Naruto: I don‘t deserve you.

Sasuke: Stop crying Usuratonkachi...

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Omg, that changes everything.

you know what i just realized about the infamous naruto sasuke kiss? sasuke didn’t know the kiss was an accident. like we the audience saw the guy behind naruto accidentally push naruto into sasuke which then resulted in the kiss. HOWEVER, sasuke thought he had kissed him on purpose. cause literally the entire time, sasuke and naruto were looking into each other’s eyes and they didn’t break eye contact once as seen here

so, in actuality, even though we the audience saw what happened, sasuke is the only one who thought naruto had kissed him on purpose.

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Literally me

When There’s A Misunderstanding In The Fanfiction And They’re Ignoring Eachother But If They Would’ve Talked There Wouldn’t Be One

Nothing frustrates me more than misunderstandings tbh

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Nothing but respect for MY first lady and president 

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Are you a Sasuke x Naruto shipper?

Just curious to see how many of us are out there. Reblog if you’re all about that SNS life. 

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a cave of sheets tonight; alternatively, The Mushy Married Smut.

Word count: 1,703 (A/N: a gift for @surfacage that was inspired by this ask because it killed me in more ways than one. thanks for always effectively ruining me surfi ily. here’s some sappy sort-of smutty nonsense for all your valentine’s day and otp needs. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) p.s here’s the companion track for this that i listened to while writing just ‘coz.)

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outside the sky casts a dark grey tint across the ground as the snow piled up against it, masking the setting sun bringing nightfall quickly. the weather reports showed no signs of the snow stopping anytime soon and itachi groaned from underneath the comforter. they had plans to go out that evening, an invitation to a birthday celebration that happened to coincide with the terrible weather.

thirty minutes to six and they were already running late. shisui decided to be the first one to take a shower after itachi refused to move from his comfy spot on the bed, and he still laid there with his lazy sunday attire: an exceedingly baggy grey shirt that belonged to shisui and ran all the way down past his hip bones, granting no need for pants. along with the long socks that almost reached the knee, a pair he kept specifically for days like this where it was cold and shisui demanded he shield the frozen icicles he called feet. he was soft and content and with every passing moment the evening plans seemed to grow less and less appealing.

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It's more like a ROMANCE

TEH BROMANCE

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shisui ‘we’re just really really good friends’ uchiha has a Revelation

apparently interpreting itachi’s stares isn’t a common talent???

(one of itachi’s favorite foods is cabbage)

(this au is tagged niisan this is war)