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ship of theseus bumper sticker that says my other ship is this ship

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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

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she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

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crafting a plane launcher with chopsticks by 小小折纸手工

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what if you were a corporate lawyer and you HATED yourself so you became a CRIMINAL and NEVER TOLD YOUR DAUGHTER YOU WERE DOING CRIME and then you had to run a scam on a guy by PRETENDING to be BISEXUAL despite being ACTUALLY bisexual and then your daughter WALKED IN ON YOU ON A FAKE DATE WITH YOUR MARK and then said YEAH IT MAKES SENSE YOU'RE GAY because you're BAD AT INTIMACY.

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Having some big feelings about the Wiggles documentary

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Redemption Bracket — Round 5.5−1

Propaganda

Kian Stone (Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou) (Boba Count: 2 and 4 shared):

WHOEVER SUBMITTED KIAN DID HIM ABSOLUTELY DIRTY WITHOUT PUTTING PROPAGANDA IN. KIAN STONE, BEAUTIFUL TALL BLOND MAN. PINK TIPS IN HIS HAIR. BEAUTIFUL KIND BLUE EYES. WEARS MAKEUP ON THE DAILY. CARRIES A GUITAR AND SIMULTANEOUSLY USES IT AS A WEAPON/CRASH PROTECTION. IS NAKED FOR MOST OF THE SHOW. HAS BEAUTIFUL TATTOOS ON HIS HANDS AND CHEST AND SEVERAL PIERCINGS

Usidore the Blue, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi’ang Yalok, the dwarfs know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, and he is known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar, and there may be other secret names you do not know yet (Hello from the Magic Tavern) (Boba Count: 1 and 4 shared):

I just think wizards are sexy

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle) (Boba Count: 1):

Pickman! Shes tall! Shes a butch lesbian! She was raised by a train and despite fighting trains had a DEEP respect and affinity for them and the Shape! She’s got a giant gun. She’s shipped with the conductor(possible pet) of a “domesticated” train. She murdered a capitalist.

Art of Pickman courtesy of @lotsadeer.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Kian Stone (Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou):

"well that doesnt sound appealing thats just a guy" Hold On ☝️ this part contains spoilers BUT:

EPISODE 3 HE GETS TURNED INTO A GIANT SPINDLY BUG MONSTER WITH WIRES AND FLESH ON HIS CHWST HE PLAYS LIKE A GUITAR. SHOUTOUT MONSTERFUCKERS. also he talks in 80s slang and pretends to be a rockstar when hes actually a stockbroker so theres that. hes also canonically awful at driving 🩷. he could also be transgender if you want him to be. have you seen him. anyway KIAN STONE MY LOVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

COME ON KIAN YOU GOT THIS!!!! GUYS HE GOES TO THERAPY!!! WHAT MAKES A MAN MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN GOING THERAPY!!??

kian turns into a giant bug creature at some point!! Ooo I know tumblr loves giant strange monster boys!!

He also writes a song for his girlfriend and plays it for her!! That's sweet right!?!

Also when he's human he definitely is a monster fucker himself! Most of tumblr would class that as a shared interest!!

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a giant goat woman who is a knight that fights trains and refuses to speak more than like five words in a row

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

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today i’m sad about that one line from the creator’s commetary about how zuko is a tsungi horn prodigy and the little letter zuko, aged 7, sends iroh in “legacy of the fire nation” where he very politely requests that iroh come home and teach him pai sho tricks, because that casts such a different light on their interactions in book one.  it was never iroh trying to push his own favorite things - pai sho and music night - on an uninterested zuko, it was iroh desperately trying to reconnect with zuko by recreating the activities he knows zuko used to enjoy.  zuko, aged 7, once begged iroh to come home and play board games with him and now zuko wants nothing to do with him and you know that eats iroh up alive

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Redemption Bracket — Round 5.5−1

Propaganda

Kian Stone (Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou) (Boba Count: 2 and 4 shared):

WHOEVER SUBMITTED KIAN DID HIM ABSOLUTELY DIRTY WITHOUT PUTTING PROPAGANDA IN. KIAN STONE, BEAUTIFUL TALL BLOND MAN. PINK TIPS IN HIS HAIR. BEAUTIFUL KIND BLUE EYES. WEARS MAKEUP ON THE DAILY. CARRIES A GUITAR AND SIMULTANEOUSLY USES IT AS A WEAPON/CRASH PROTECTION. IS NAKED FOR MOST OF THE SHOW. HAS BEAUTIFUL TATTOOS ON HIS HANDS AND CHEST AND SEVERAL PIERCINGS

Usidore the Blue, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi’ang Yalok, the dwarfs know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, and he is known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar, and there may be other secret names you do not know yet (Hello from the Magic Tavern) (Boba Count: 1 and 4 shared):

I just think wizards are sexy

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle) (Boba Count: 1):

Pickman! Shes tall! Shes a butch lesbian! She was raised by a train and despite fighting trains had a DEEP respect and affinity for them and the Shape! She’s got a giant gun. She’s shipped with the conductor(possible pet) of a “domesticated” train. She murdered a capitalist.

Art of Pickman courtesy of @lotsadeer.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Kian Stone (Just Roll With It: Blood in the Bayou):

"well that doesnt sound appealing thats just a guy" Hold On ☝️ this part contains spoilers BUT:

EPISODE 3 HE GETS TURNED INTO A GIANT SPINDLY BUG MONSTER WITH WIRES AND FLESH ON HIS CHWST HE PLAYS LIKE A GUITAR. SHOUTOUT MONSTERFUCKERS. also he talks in 80s slang and pretends to be a rockstar when hes actually a stockbroker so theres that. hes also canonically awful at driving 🩷. he could also be transgender if you want him to be. have you seen him. anyway KIAN STONE MY LOVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

COME ON KIAN YOU GOT THIS!!!! GUYS HE GOES TO THERAPY!!! WHAT MAKES A MAN MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN GOING THERAPY!!??

kian turns into a giant bug creature at some point!! Ooo I know tumblr loves giant strange monster boys!!

He also writes a song for his girlfriend and plays it for her!! That's sweet right!?!

Also when he's human he definitely is a monster fucker himself! Most of tumblr would class that as a shared interest!!

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a giant goat woman who is a knight that fights trains and refuses to speak more than like five words in a row

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

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Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend

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Clips from Friends at the Table - Sangfielle

Song Used: Marie (National Treasure Soundtrack) - Cristobal Tapia De Veer

Other Sangfielle Character Edits:

Duvall | Marn | Chine

Transcript Below:

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