So I finally started a blog. But its not for real yet. And either is Elle for that matter. Don't let any of this fool you. I'll tell you I work in finance but really am a graphic designer. Disclaimer: I tend to be quite sarcastic, cynical, and mostly vague. Please do not read this and misunderstand it for something I am not intentionally saying. Thank you. If you feel so inclined, contact me at nrosenberg100 [at] gmail [dot] com
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#PSA ... there’s some #spectacularevents going on right now in #nyc ... it’s #stormblessing time! #marabumaasechahashem #blessed #newyorkcity #newyork #jewthings #jewmemes #jewishthings #gratitude #thankful ... I grabbed the brachas from @theyeshivaworld and the photo from ... (at New York, New York)
#psa#newyork#blessed#nyc#gratitude#marabumaasechahashem#jewthings#jewishthings#newyorkcity#spectacularevents#jewmemes#thankful#stormblessing
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Ever buy something and before even completing the purchase you know it’s a giant mistake... but then you go ahead with it anyways? On an unrelated note, who wants to come over to see my new electric guitar? #confessionsofahoarder #hoardersnotsoanonymous #truelifeimahoarder
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When you’re walking in the rain and then see @thepennsy , didn’t see you over there ... but since I’m already all the way here ... @cinnamonsnail is obviously happening ... #sogood #donut #eats #dairyfree #nodairyforme #nodairynoproblem #eeeeeats #eatingfortheinsta #eatstargram #food #nyceats #nyeats #nycfood #nyfood #donuts🍩 #donutsarelife #kosher #kosherfood #kosherfoodie #vegan #veganfoodie #veganfood #thumbpic . #cinnamonsnail #blackberry #fruityflavors #pinkdonut (at The Cinnamon Snail)
#kosherfood#food#pinkdonut#donut#nodairynoproblem#blackberry#nycfood#kosher#nyeats#dairyfree#eats#nyceats#veganfoodie#eatstargram#nodairyforme#thumbpic#nyfood#vegan#kosherfoodie#sogood#eatingfortheinsta#cinnamonsnail#fruityflavors#donuts🍩#veganfood#eeeeeats#donutsarelife
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When it’s cold and raining mid May in #nyc but that isn’t stopping you from going to @madsqparknyc for some @madsqeats ... because you just need some @couscousnyc ASAP ... and you eat it outside because this stuff, it’s good and somehow makes just makes everything better ! (Even this weather) #healthyfood #healthyeats #eatingfortheinsta #instaeats #foodstagram #nomnomnom #kosherfood #koshereats #kosherfoodie #couscous #veggieballs #vegan #veganfood #nyceats #nycfood #nyeats #moroccancouscous #moroccancuisine #kosher #foodsogood #thumbpic #nycfoodporn #nycfoodgals #nycfoodie (at Madison Square Park)
#kosher#healthyfood#nycfoodporn#nyeats#kosherfoodie#nyceats#moroccancouscous#veggieballs#nycfood#veganfood#moroccancuisine#foodsogood#couscous#thumbpic#nomnomnom#eatingfortheinsta#instaeats#kosherfood#healthyeats#foodstagram#nycfoodie#vegan#nyc#koshereats#nycfoodgals
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New addition to the fridge today - #proof that #nyc , it just brings the best out of us ! (And that @np.keychains is the best , thanks George for making these for me!!) oh and that even more important than where you’ve come, is where you’ve come from. ( for those of you who don’t know, my ring ... that’s what it’s about - it’s my name in 3 languages , because no matter where you put me, how you pronounce my name or what language it’s in ... I’m always going to be me! - bought on @etsy from @happywayjewelry ) #novemberproject #np_nyc #nychalfmarathon #miamihalfmarathon #nyctriathlon #camphedvah #myveryfirstthumbpic #nyctri #seeyouatthehudson #nycrunner #fitfam #fitnessjourney #lifejourney #rememberwhoyouare #rememberwhereyoucamefrom #thumbpic #alwaysbeyou #fitspiration #fitstagram #nycfitness #fitnessmotivation #fitgirls #thisismynewyork #lovemycity #irunnewyork #ibikenewyork #iswimnewyork #bikenyc #runnyc #swimnyc #triathlontraining #marathontraining #runnersofinstagram #triathlete #trigirl (at Upper West Side)
#nycrunner#nyctri#bikenyc#nychalfmarathon#triathlete#trigirl#ibikenewyork#fitfam#miamihalfmarathon#nyctriathlon#fitstagram#myveryfirstthumbpic#marathontraining#irunnewyork#iswimnewyork#thumbpic#runnyc#novemberproject#lovemycity#rememberwhereyoucamefrom#fitgirls#triathlontraining#np_nyc#seeyouatthehudson#fitnessmotivation#thisismynewyork#fitnessjourney#swimnyc#nyc#lifejourney
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Ive been getting so many messages from all of you to verify ... that yes ... TODAY is #freeconeday at @haagendazs_us #haagendazs #icecream #koshericecream #freeicecream #icecreamaddict #icecreamofinsta #instaeats #freeee #winningthefreeworld (at Manhattan, New York)
#icecream#freeee#icecreamofinsta#winningthefreeworld#icecreamaddict#freeicecream#haagendazs#freeconeday#instaeats#koshericecream
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I’ve heard there are some people in the world whose lives aren’t circulating around #icecream ... since I can’t really come up with any other reason why this would be the case for any humans , I’m going to assume these people just have ugly thumbs. #nebuch #icecreameveryday #alwaysicecream #veganicecream #nocowmilkforme #notcowmilkicecream #nondairyicecream #dairyfree #vegan #veganeats #eeeeeats #eatingfortheinsta #foodstagram #eatstagram #foodsogood #kosher #kosherfood #nyceats #nyeats #chocolate #strawberry #almond #coconut #healthyeats #pressedjuicery #pressedjuiceryfreeze #nomnomnom #thumbpic #summerfood #lunchbreak #unionsquare #nyeats #nyfood #kosherfoodie #icecreamofinsta #kosherfoodies #koshericecream #dairyfreenyc #nyfoodie #nyfoodsharings (at Pressed Juicery)
#almond#icecreamofinsta#nocowmilkforme#foodsogood#pressedjuicery#foodstagram#healthyeats#nondairyicecream#dairyfree#strawberry#nyeats#alwaysicecream#koshericecream#nyfood#dairyfreenyc#kosher#nebuch#nyfoodsharings#nyceats#vegan#lunchbreak#veganicecream#eeeeeats#unionsquare#veganeats#nyfoodie#kosherfood#kosherfoodies#icecream#notcowmilkicecream
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Sometimes you’ve got some #aioli on your thumb and you just don’t care because #burger ... that is all... even though there was so much more! #kosher #kosherfood #nyceats #eatingnyc #food #foodsofood #zuchinnipickles #thumbpic #eateverything #kosherfoodie #eatstagram #foodstagram #eatingfortheinsta #girlswhoeat #nomnomnom #burger🍔 #foodgasm #foodfirst #nyfood #nyfoodgram #nyfoodsharings #nyceating #nyceats #eeeeeatsnyc @noiduecarne #icanhazcheezburger #burgerfest (at Noi Due)
#kosherfood#eateverything#zuchinnipickles#foodfirst#nyfood#eatingfortheinsta#aioli#burger#foodgasm#icanhazcheezburger#girlswhoeat#foodstagram#kosher#eatstagram#nyceating#food#nyceats#nyfoodsharings#nyfoodgram#eatingnyc#burgerfest#eeeeeatsnyc#thumbpic#foodsofood#kosherfoodie#burger🍔#nomnomnom
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#tbt ... because I ate this on Sunday ... oh and #marketingfail , I asked the guy there if the filling is like ice cream or more like whipped cream ... his response ‘nah, it’s like toothpaste’ . Hmm, now that’s appetizing! Could have said #nutella (which is pretty much what it is) , but maybe that’s just me. Either way, I opted to go for this #cookie + toothpaste sandwich, and glad I did! #chocolatechip #chocolate #chocolatechipcookies #cookies #nomnomnom #eatingfortheinsta #notcowmilk #vegan #dairyfree #eatingfortheinsta #foodstagram #veganeats #kosher #kosherfoodie #kosherfood #koshercookies #cookies🍪 #foodsofinstagram #upperwestside #nyceats #nycfood #nyfood #peacefoodcafe #peacefood #peacefoodnyc #koshereats (at Peacefood Cafe Inc)
#marketingfail#foodstagram#kosherfoodie#chocolate#veganeats#nycfood#nyceats#eatingfortheinsta#peacefood#koshereats#nyfood#notcowmilk#cookies#cookies🍪#tbt#koshercookies#chocolatechipcookies#nomnomnom#chocolatechip#kosherfood#peacefoodcafe#peacefoodnyc#dairyfree#cookie#nutella#foodsofinstagram#vegan#upperwestside#kosher
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So ... the #racerecap ... we’ve got the #preraceselfie ... and then there was #10k in between ,followed by #Iwin and then, @shirasiskind ... she showed up right behind me and she won too! ... but let’s real here, I ran fast because I heard there was #freebagels at the finish ... And they were #kosher ! #thankyou @nyrr for the #kosherbagels ! Oh and I ran to take a picture with the giant red m&m ... only to find out later it was a giant kidney #healthykidney ... So that’s it. A fairly uneventful day filled with bagels m&m and #winning #justanotherday #justanordinaryday #justanothersunday #raceday #runningwithfriends #friendswhoruntogether #wewon #nyrr #runnerofinstagram #running #nyrunners #centralpark #fitfam #nyfitness #nyfitfam #uaehk10k #novemberproject #np_nyc #medalmonday #sundayfunday (at Central Park)
#healthykidney#kosherbagels#np_nyc#preraceselfie#fitfam#novemberproject#justanothersunday#uaehk10k#friendswhoruntogether#freebagels#10k#centralpark#sundayfunday#runningwithfriends#nyrunners#nyfitness#running#kosher#justanordinaryday#runnerofinstagram#wewon#justanotherday#thankyou#nyfitfam#winning#iwin#racerecap#nyrr#medalmonday#raceday
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So ... #iwon ... and #pr ... so ya, I’m a #winner ... as always! Giant shoutout to @shirasiskind congrats on your first 10k and for forcing me out of bed and into the sub 1 hour 10k ... #thankyou! #10k #runner #nyrunner #uaehk10k #10k #nyrr #running #runnersofinstagram #baruchhashem #pr (at Central Park)
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So ... #iwon ... and #pr ... so ya, I’m a #winner ... as always! Giant shoutout to @shirasiskind congrats on your first 10k and for forcing me out of bed and into the sub 1 hour 10k ... #thankyou! #10k #runner #nyrunner #uaehk10k #10k #nyrr #running #runnersofinstagram #baruchhashem #pr (at Central Park)
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So ... #iwon ... and #pr ... so ya, I’m a #winner ... as always! Giant shoutout to @shirasiskind congrats on your first 10k and for forcing me out of bed and into the sub 1 hour 10k ... #thankyou! #10k #runner #nyrunner #uaehk10k #10k #nyrr #running #runnersofinstagram #baruchhashem #pr (at Manhattan, New York)
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#progress ... #tbt ... so I meant to post this last Friday but life...it got in the way. Last Friday, my run. It was actually exactly that. A run. Or rather, it felt like I was flying? There was zero apprehension. Zero pushing myself to the finish, the finish it just showed up. Even #cathill .... pretty sure I was on the phone? I didn’t even realize I passed it (sorry @amymauskopf , still not sure why I told you I live in 2R) And as I got home I reflected on my journey ... My Friday runs, 2 years ago ... each week I’d increase my distance in the street by another couple of blocks. Couple. And I’d push myself to the new distance. Id Pick a street number and force myself there. Trying to reach 125. Then the next week 130. I’d stare at my reflection in the store windows I was passing always beyond impressed and encouraged by the ( what to me was a false) image. I looked like a real runner! (Too bad no one knew I wasn’t). I loved running in the streets of Harlem, mostly for all the encouragement I’d get ... id call it my Rocky run...a little kid trying to race me, an older woman shouting ‘you go girl’ as I ‘ran’ past her, and various other words of encouragement from the locals. It’s the only way I knew how to run, and the only place I could. Fast forward to today. I’m beyond shocked still each time I see my pace. Each time I see my distance. Each time I run in the park and see all the runners alongside me doing the same exact thing and I fit in! This life thing, it’s sure got some twists because there was no chance I ever saw this one coming. #lifehappens #iguessimarunnernow #iguessimarunner #stravarun #strava #nyrunner #nyruns #running #nycruns #nycrunner #nycrunning #runnersofinstagram #runningtakestime #journeys #fitfam #fitness #fitnessmotivation #runningmotivation #triathlontraining #fitnessjourney (at Manhattan, New York)
#tbt#strava#nyrunner#triathlontraining#running#fitnessjourney#nyruns#nycrunner#runningtakestime#nycrunning#iguessimarunner#cathill#progress#runnersofinstagram#fitness#fitnessmotivation#stravarun#lifehappens#fitfam#iguessimarunnernow#journeys#runningmotivation#nycruns
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FYI, I intend to win. ... both me and @shirasiskind #seeyouatthefinishline ... #winners #nyrr #nyrrc #uae10k #nycruns #nyruns #nyrunners #runninghurts #runningsucks #runbecauseyoucan #ifyoucanyoumust #beayes .... running for #healthy #kidneys (ya that’s a thing) #stravarun #garminrun #thumbpic #novemberproject #np_nyc #uae10krun #triathlontraining (at New York Road Runners (NYRR))
#np_nyc#beayes#stravarun#thumbpic#triathlontraining#novemberproject#runningsucks#uae10k#seeyouatthefinishline#nyrr#kidneys#nycruns#nyrrc#uae10krun#nyruns#runninghurts#garminrun#nyrunners#runbecauseyoucan#winners#healthy#ifyoucanyoumust
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The real reason I say yes to guests coming for the weekend ... thanks @amymauskopf and @naamalevin2 for the gift!! #youknowmetoowell !! Not just #icecream ... but ... #notcowmilkicecream !! (The best kind!) #benandjerrys #banana #chocolate #chunkymonkey #chocolatefudge #morechocolateplease #nomnomnom #icecreameveryday #nodairyforme #nodairynoproblem #dairyfreeicecream #dairyfree ... ps, you guys are invited back whenever you’d like!! (at Upper West Side)
#icecreameveryday#nodairynoproblem#chunkymonkey#nodairyforme#notcowmilkicecream#dairyfree#dairyfreeicecream#benandjerrys#nomnomnom#banana#icecream#chocolatefudge#morechocolateplease#chocolate#youknowmetoowell
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Thinking it might be time to learn how to do laundry? I mean it’s not like I accidentally shrunk it, but more like I intentionally made it better for packing into a carry—on suitcase , right? That is what we all want in life ... shirts that don’t fit us, but they sure are compact for packing purposes! #opps #fail #domesticated #idomyownlaundry #itshrunkinthewash #itshrunkinthedryer #itshrunkalittle #shrinkage #shrinkydinks #skills #laundryday #laundryproblems #laundryfail (at Lawrence, New York)
#opps#itshrunkinthedryer#laundryproblems#laundryday#idomyownlaundry#fail#shrinkage#laundryfail#shrinkydinks#domesticated#itshrunkinthewash#skills#itshrunkalittle
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