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I might be a vampire
im starting to notice a pattern
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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
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guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy
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ouhghg im just a poor little lonely tab please dont close mee.. and can i have 100 trillion friends pleasse please
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Regardez "I'm more alive when I'm sleeping" sur YouTube
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Hello my dudes, I've just posted another cover :) If you wanna check it out, link is in the bio as usual ! #edsheeran #theateam #ukulele #ukulelecover #vlog #singingcover #rambling https://www.instagram.com/p/CDYrPj9DfDt/?igshid=79fh0j4koese
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How to be an asshole 101
If your partner ever breaks up with you, just act as if they didn't.
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#drawing #friends #realist #bro #tchointchointchoin #crayonapapier https://www.instagram.com/p/CC6UERxjS0s/?igshid=1jv3g9fg69fb0
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New video soon ! https://www.instagram.com/p/CBGS7lxDuK8/?igshid=1n3b5gui5kpw3
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Have you ever felt so crippled by anxiety that you felt paralyzed and kinda started rocking back and forth while crying? Well that ever happens to you, my advice is first don’t drink coffee and then make a tumbr post about it
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Comparable to art, shitposting is a beautiful form expression that can be used to tell my friends i wanna die while still making them laugh.
In this essay, I
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thinking of an alternate universe where i have hobbies and projects because i enjoy stuff, not because i need them in order to feel like i’m not useless and have an actual personality
#hobbies#in an alternate universe#project#depression#sad#useless#coping mechanism#personality#introspection
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Me: Well that was the best poem analysis I've ever done, I'm nailing these exams!
Me, 1 hour later: I can't believe haven't accomplished anything in a hole hour, I'm a failure and my life iS RUINED
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