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IS THIS LOSS

RIP 4chan. you may be missed

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playing a prank on a trans girl where i take her home and make her a nice hot comfort food meal and shower with her and wash her hair and go to bed with her and cuddle and cherish her forever

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Y’know what, my SCP interest was dying but I work under this guy who would just…be such a perfect researcher.

He shows up to work either in a full suit or hawaiian shirt, but he always wears crocs with his outfit. He’s sexist and only employs 3 women and one of them is a secretary (which sucks a little bc I’m a girl and he frequently overlooks and underestimates me) but I’m genuinely so fascinated by his behavior?

He built a rail gun out of spare parts from pieces of stuff from our lab. He owns more than 3 houses and drives this ugly cybertruck. One day he was bored in the lab so he (He’s the BOSS btw, like in charge of every single one of us) filled a bunch of balloons with hydrogen and set them on fire. He wears expensive, gaudy watches and I’m pretty sure my lab has never once been in OSHA compliance but he just pays the fines and doesn’t fix the problems, and the place that supplies our funding doesn’t care because we are successful?

I hate to be like “This guy reminds me of Clef”, but I don’t think it’s possible to work in a lab with someone more like Clef. Like I heard a rumor that this guy has open-carried in the lab once because he came in on his day off to grab something and forgot about it. Like they say about Clef: most of the stuff you hear is bullshit. The other stuff is also bullshit, but maybe has a tinge of truth to it. The amount of stories I’ve heard about this man could be its own blog but it does get me through long days to hear this man yelling down the hall about something stupid he’s gonna do or something stupid he wants someone else to do for him.

Also someone I know IRL follows me now so they’ll know who I’m talking about; just know that I’m not sure how much is true and what isn’t but if u were into SCP this would make perfect sense because idk who I’m even working for

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this guy

reblog if you agree

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Random doodles for SCP: TTS canons or something streak 3

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@nights-at-the-opera

I made a Delta Green Discord server for anybody who wants to join

This is a space to just hang out and talk about The Horrors

please join if you play Delta Green

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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

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@agentgrange

I made a Delta Green Discord server for anybody who wants to join

This is a space to just hang out and talk about The Horrors

please join if you play Delta Green

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I made a Delta Green Discord server for anybody who wants to join

This is a space to just hang out and talk about The Horrors

please join if you play Delta Green

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IM FUCKING SCREAMING

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got tired of seeing people genderswap dr. clef and draw her conventionally attractive,,,,

so i drew my own :33

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This just happened

Little Sibling: *playing Wordle*

Me: Try "Alderaan".

Twin: That's got eight letters, not five.

Me: Not anymore, I think it got fragmented.

Twin: *facepalms*

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Alright hear me out

THIS SONG:

would be GOLDEN for a scene in the SCP movie where the agents are either:

Fighting a reality bender/thaumaturge

Fighting a regular foe but they're inside an extradimensional/non-Euclidean space (like this):

Or 3. All of the above.

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I have found him...

The High Geologist

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i need to know everyone’s unorthodox headcanons about the SCPs doctors NOW!!!!! send them to me in my ask box or in the replies, i wanna know!!!!

specifically for dr iceberg and dr glass. they’re among some of most popular doctors in the fandom but never get much love besides their surface level characteristics!!! dr glass is always the nice one and dr iceberg is always the guy dr gears date,, i find that really sad. i want to know your opinions!!!

my blog is mostly about the scp old gods and always will be but i am so curious.

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there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered