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Dinner is served 🧛

Bonus: the prequels to this one that will never get coloured because I am lazy 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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we as a fandom underutilize just how funny it is that miranda pieced shepard back together over the course of two years. like imagine having someone out there who knows more about your own body than you do. and having that someone be miranda.

shepard: shit, it's asking for exact measurements. i just need to buy a new-

miranda, from across the room, not even looking up from her book: you're approximately 170 centimeters tall. bust is 87 centimeters, waist is 73, and hips are 91. your measurements might have changed over the last six months while you were on house arrest, so i'd recommend taking that into consideration.

shepard:

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krem possibly the only convincingly competent person in the inquisition

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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Me, selecting filters on Ao3

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Moon Knight (2022) | Thunderbolts* (2025) (requested by @mrcspectr)

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my beautiful princess with a disorder 🥀

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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

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I loved Thunderbolts*, that moment when you have to defeat god with a knife and a gun

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I hate listening to men speak to eachother you should both be shot

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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I always find it ironic how much these far right men who make Star Wars content love to talk about Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader and love to present themselves as experts on the character.

Isn't Anakin the character whose portrayal you disliked so much that you bullied a child off the movie industry? Isn't Anakin the character whose portrayal you disliked so much you made Hayden Christensen not want to be seen in public for years?

These men love to present themselves as just "passionate movie lovers" and justify everything they did to Jake and Hayden with "we were just criticizing bad acting". No what you've always disliked is how Anakin is shown as someone who at some point in his life had people he cared about, people that cared about him, he's shown as someone who at some point didn't just feel hatred for everyone and everything. It's not enough that at the end of the day, Anakin still turned into Vader, no the fact they dared to show him cry, love, as not being the "alpha male" these men think of themselves as, made them decide it was their life mission to ruin the careers and lives of two actors. Personally I've also always had the suspicion that Hayden Christensen never appearing to be anything like these men in interviews he gave also set them off.

And what has changed in the past couple years or so isn't how Hayden portrays Anakin or anything, it's the fact the fandom has turned so much on the idea he was a bad Anakin, that these men no longer sense they have an audience who will tolerate them berating him. The moment they think this has changed, they'll turn the chip right back on.

All this to say none of the reactions you are seeing right now regarding one of the most recent Andor episodes (if you don't know what I'm talking about be careful looking it up as it is triggering) are about the writing in Star Wars. Star Wars does a good job portraying an oppressive regime in the form of the galactic empire. The problem is these men don't care about what Star Wars is trying to tell you, these men care about using Star Wars and all the characters as vessels for their sick world view.

EDIT: Apologies I'm very stupid when it comes to Tumblr so Idk who wrote this but to the person who reblogged this post with "They want their fascist empire to be badass not ugly" you 100% hit the nail on the head.

EDIT 2: I decided to take out the "unlike you" part because I think it's kinda taking away from my main points. It doesn't really matter what these men have/haven't felt before, they despise any portrayal of emotions they perceive as weak, regardless.

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mia winterzzzzz

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warning to my fellow VG/DA lovers and followers:

i am falling out of the hyperfixation and so this blog might move onto other things

namely marvel/thunderbolts (john walker has me by the throat IM NOT SORRY) or other things BUT i will stil be reblogging VG/DA content since i am following a lot of VG blogs <33

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your beloved pookie will be yours. no need to be a misogynistic scum towards Neve and everything she's doing.

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i've never felt anything like this.