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Been playing around with some au stuff where the movie “Scream” is a creature feature! I think the shit in-universe movies are called Snarl lmaoooo

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silly rabbits

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jesus Christ i need to rework the theme and like. use this blog. i just looked at it on desktop for the first time in literal years and holy fucking Shit you can tell i made this thing in highschool. anyway expect more art posts n shit soon! gonna be mostly a horror blog please don't let the cutesy aesthetic of old scare you away i Promise it's gonna be So Fun once I fix the sins of my past

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i think he found you.

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Ruh roh

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Been playing around with some au stuff where the movie “Scream” is a creature feature! I think the shit in-universe movies are called Snarl lmaoooo

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something spooked them

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three of them :]

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YEEHAW, we did it, lads!

This fic has been far too long in the making, so without further ado, here's my contribution to the @hatchetfield-bang! Fic is going to be updated all the way to midnight, so stay tuned for the rest :)

ALSO, check out the AMAZING art done by @emothenerd for this fic! show 'em some love!

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Starry

Author: Nervy @nervously-spouting-poetry​ (AO3)

Artist: Marc @emothenerd​ (AO3) (Instagram)

Beta: Lindsanity

Rating: M

Pairings: Lex Foster/Ethan Green, Duke Keane/Miss Holloway

Warnings: Major Character Death, Body Horror, Major Character Injury, Underage Drinking, Smoking, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Referenced Drug Use

It was supposed to be better than this. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. They’d had a plan, damn it, an actual, written-down, worked-out plan. It was simple, really. Get some cash, go to Cali, and never look back. Three steps, no frills, no bullshit, no nothing. But of course, it didn’t work out. Because four months ago, Ethan Green disappeared. Four months ago, Hannah made a new imaginary friend. Four months ago, Lex Foster’s life shattered into a million fucking pieces, and now, in spite of everything, she’s trying to fix it. But with a monster on the prowl in the woods, Hannah insisting that she needs to meet her newest friend, and dreams of her missing boyfriend haunting her every night, she’s being made aware of one painful truth. Life’s a bitch.

(Art teaser by Marc)

Excerpt below the cut!

Keep reading

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Opened an askblog for a Hatchetfield themed security breach au! Y’all should check it out!

Fuck... this place is creepy... got six hours to kill, may as well take some questions...

(Ask box for Pizza Pete's now open!)

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chaaapter four! @hatchetober

Honestly? Linda deserves it.

Most people would think that the end of the world would've, in the very least, made life easier, seeing as nobody would have to live through it. Most people would've thought that things would just stop one day-- stop for everyone all at once in a flash, then a bang, then nothing.

But of course, it didn't.

Because the end of the world isn't exactly a convenient fucking thing, is it?

@hatchetober

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Chapter three! In which mistakes are made, memories are blurred, and a creature in a storage container is questioned.

Another huge thanks to @hatchetober for this challenge, and for finally giving me an excuse to write this au!

Most people would think that the end of the world would've, in the very least, made life easier, seeing as nobody would have to live through it. Most people would've thought that things would just stop one day-- stop for everyone all at once in a flash, then a bang, then nothing.

But of course, it didn't.

Because the end of the world isn't exactly a convenient fucking thing, is it?

@hatchetober

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Chapter two is here! @hatchetober

The nightmare tie in may just be a use of the word, but sue me. Next chapter's gonna be shorter, and hopefully out today as well (I say, sweating). For now, enjoy the Hatchetfield final girls having a meet and greet!

Most people would think that the end of the world would've, in the very least, made life easier, seeing as nobody would have to live through it. Most people would've thought that things would just stop one day-- stop for everyone all at once in a flash, then a bang, then nothing.

But of course, it didn't.

Because the end of the world isn't exactly a convenient fucking thing, is it?

@hatchetober

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Most people would think that the end of the world would've, in the very least, made life easier, seeing as nobody would have to live through it. Most people would've thought that things would just stop one day-- stop for everyone all at once in a flash, then a bang, then nothing.

But of course, it didn't.

Because the end of the world isn't exactly a convenient fucking thing, is it?

@hatchetober

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Got something BIG planned for @hatchetober… tomorrow… tomorrow, it begins…

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Have some out of context au doodles… Ethan’s a big sweetheart, but… emphasis on the big…

I do commissions now!