im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself
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The fuck point (n.) The point in an assignment at which you say “Fuck it all,” slap down some bullshit, and turn it in without reading it
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why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand
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I wish that book reviews were presented the same way as fanfiction reviews:
“AFHAKFHDKFHAKHFADSKFHKDFDKJHFKJAD” –The New York Times
“OMG I CANT EVEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM” –The Wall Street Journal
“you asshole im crying now” –NPR
“AHH THAT WAS SO CUTE THANK YOU! I’ll publish that book I said I’d write for you like next week, I’m a little busy right now but I LOVE THIS” –Sarah Dessen
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my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
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‘old tmr bloggers’ sometimes i forget it’s been a couple of years since i made this blog and i’m like oh yeah ! i joined this fandom 6 years ago ! which is honestly so WILD to me??? i hope yr all doing well :’‘)
Sometimes I wonder how the old tmr bloggers are doing. @iheartnewt @00250 @newtmos @jesprefahey @newtscarf @mintresa @newtttheglue !! Hope yall are all out there living your best lives!
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there are two things he wishes he knew from the start:
1) fingers are very important, and you should never, under any circumstances, take anyone else’s. 2) don’t trust the angels.
(everything is fine until thomas disappears. newt has to find him without getting lost himself, which is a lot harder than it sounds.)
a newtmas fic, coming to ao3 this summer.
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me watching Sherlock Is Garbage, And This Is Why for the fifth time:
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hello i know everyone on the other side of the globe is still asleep but the sun finally came out in hong kong today and i ???? really missed her ????
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Fandom is such a weird place. Like I watched a tv show and thought “wow, these two nerds have a lot of chemistry and I’d like to dedicate a large chunk of my life to thinking about them” so I went in search of other people who also thought these two nerds had a lot of chemistry and then it turned out that a shit ton of people were talking about these two nerds having a lot of chemistry and now it’s 4 years later and we write each other porn on holidays.
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Ava Paige: Everyone always accuses me of having a favourite subject.
Ava Paige: That’s not true. I love Thomas and Not-Thomases equally.
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