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darlin: this is a horrible date.

sam: this isn’t a date.

darlin: then what is this.

sam: grocery shopping, since you don’t know how to.

sam: i said i was going to go shopping and that you didn’t need to come and you proceeded to yell “fuck you i’ll do what i want,”

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i haven’t been active for a hot minute because i took a much needed month of me time after exams and work burnt me out so bad.

and i come back to, holy shit, huxley and damien being canon?? it’s a surprise but a welcomed one, and it’s perfect.

time to binge listen/watch all the audios i missed…ofc after my shift today 😭😭

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darlin: did i go too far?

david: you went too far 9 hours ago. now you’re going to prison.

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freelancer: gavin and i are having a baby.

caelum: thats amazing news-!

gavin, slamming adoption papers down: it’s you. now sign.

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oops! you didnt ask for my opinion, but here it is!

DON'T SEXUALIZE CAELUM

caelum is the really the one and ONLY character in the redacted universe that is repeatedly compared to a child. gavin says it in his audios at least once or twice that empathy daemons are like children, they are innocent and sweet and invisible often to SHELTER THEM.

regardless of gavin's take (which, you know, is like 100% canon) on them, CAELUM ACTS LIKE A CHILD. erik literally characterizes him as a little kid in the way he talks, his endearing innocence, the way he won't say bad words, the way he is clueless about sex, and more. it's pretty plain to see that caelum is and acts like a little kid and i do believe that is because erik wanted a "little brother" type to accompany the freelancer's story.

it's not infantilizing a character- its genuinely respecting the fact that this character is repeatedly compared to a child and should be treated as such. don't sexualize him! nope, don't do it!

alrighty then, with that settled, i'm crawling back into my hole and you all can take my opinion for what you will. have a nice day!

(unless you sexualize caelum. then have the day you deserve)

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people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

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if caelum was a judge

caelum: so did you steal the bank?

person 1: yes i did.

caelum: are you also sorry for robbing the bank?

person 1: …yes i guess

caelum, hitting the table with the hammer: they’re innocent.

person 2: …i am also sorry for accompanying them.

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freelancer: i refuse to kill myself because if my depression wants me dead soooo badly then it better start acting like a real disease and attack my organs instead of hiding in my brain like a fucking coward.

damien:

damien: i asked you how you were doing.

freelancer: oh im completely fine.

damien: yeah no you’re not.

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asher: hmm…your smile looks weird. what happened.

milo: i am smiling perfectly normal.

david: christian tripped and dropped his coffee on the way here.

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asher: ayo who here knows how to drive, i need to buy some groceries.

darlin: i do.

*ten minutes later*

asher, after being in a car crash: i thought you said you knew how to drive.

darlin: i never said i was good.

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darlin: i have feelings for you. the feelings are malice, envy, anger, the want to naw on your bones.

sam: …anything else thats hiding in the back?

darlin: …i want to be held.

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LESSSGOOO

Happy asexuality awareness day!

Credit: @ChandlerDeerfox on Twitter

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asher: baaabe tell me im handsome.

babe: i like your ass.

asher: i’ll take that.

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gavin: you can’t just be everyone’s therapist freelancer.

freelancer: fucking watch me.

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i caved. thanks a lot sam now i have a pateron account

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sam: sorry for not getting back to you darlin, i’m a bad texter.

darlin: but you text me all the time.

sam: ah. that’s because i like you and you dont irritate me.

darlin: oh cool.

darlin, in their head: HE LIKES ME??? I THOUGHT HE’D…GET TIRED OF ME. HE TEXTS ME CAUSE HE ACTUALLY LIKES ME OH MY GOD REAAHAHAaaaHAAA

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vincent:

sam:

vincent: how did you manage to break your arm?

sam: i was surprised darlin was still in bed and thought they were up, they were actually sleeping and they broke my arm in fright.