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Can we just called them singlets - instead of wifebeaters. My. God.
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My wife got sick of me complaining and told me to look on the Internet Archive for the fic I was reading. It’s there!
She is so smart and beautiful and clever and amazing. I shall now celebrate my love for her by ignoring her and staring at my phone ❤️
My wife as I complain to her about my story website being down
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My wife as I complain to her about my story website being down
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But, my stories… this is my stories time…
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Chucked a sickie cus I stayed up all night thinking about how my tongue is supposed to sit in my mouth 👅
#insomnia#can’t sleep#so sleepy#chuck a sickie#does it touch your teeth?#is it meant to sit outside my teeth#does it always feel like this#it feels too big for my mouth#what do you mean its 4am and I haven’t slept
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Hello Tumblr 👋
Hello all the porn bots that have started following me 👋
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There, I fixed it for you Spotify.
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