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My fan art for chapter 24 of @noblecorgi 's On the Rocks ♡ ♡ ♡

[Under the cut due to spoiler!]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54461536/chapters/171014665#main

I love this part so. freaking. much. This is how I imagined the phone snatch going down.

The Simon phone monologue is what finally brought me to tears 🥲😭💕

And poor Niall -- I hope he didn't get too injured!

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Ch24: Through My Throat All Parched and Dry

New chapter!!

Big CW/TW addition for this chapter is disordered eating, including physical effects thereof, thoughts driving it, and inpatient treatment for that. Other TWs are Su!cidal ideation, homophobia, and parental death.

This chapter contains a lot of myself and my own neuroses and fears. It’s got a lot of dark things in it, but weirdly in my brain this chapter is a REALLY HAPPY ONE compared to the last chapter.

I’ve also split this chapter as it was heading for like 20k, so the fic has been extended from 25 to 26 chapters.

This chapter also cracks 100k words for the fic!!

Thank you as always to @rbkzz my beautiful beta, and also to @artsyunderstudy whose art has added so much emotional impact to this story as a whole. 💜💜💜

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Hey guys! Here's my one very unprofessional PSA, but I was commissioned for some special edition covers for the Simon Snow series by Dazzling Bookish Shop, and they will are on sale to the general public now, April 25! I have no idea how much availability they'll have, but here's a preview and the link. ♡

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A quick doodle for @carry-on-sapphic-week ! Niamh and Agatha on an idyllic summer day keeping an eye on the Watford goats (which hopefully fulfills today's prompts: safety, quiet, fluff 💕🐐)

I def see Agatha as prefering to be uncoupled, but I also like to imagine that she and Niamh dated for a while, they both learned a lot about love and relating to people, then they amicably broke up and stayed close friends ♡♡♡

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As a trans person, I am never, ever, ever giving up Harry Potter. And our fandom isn't going anywhere. Fucking deal with it.

Around this time last year, when JKR made some stupid comment (totally forgetting which one, there's just been so many at this point), I wrote a defense of Harry Potter fans' decision to remain in the fandom that essentially boiled down to this: giving up this fandom means giving up our people. In the wake of JKR's horrendous role in the anti-scientific UK Supreme Court ruling conflating sex with gender, this sentiment remains exactly the same.

I don't begrudge any HP fan who can no longer engage with JKR's IP due to this vile development. But I remain loud and proud in my support of the ✨community✨ that Harry Potter has brought together. As I mentioned in my last post, this community is not only full of the funniest, nicest, cleverest, and most creative people I've ever met in my life, but it is also the most diverse I have ever been a part of — and as an extrovert and community organizer who has lived in four different countries and speaks three languages, I have met a shit ton of people and been a part of lots of communities, significantly more than the average person. You are out of your mind if you think I am going to turn my back on the community that has been so critical to my survival as a queer, brown, neurodivergent, depressed, burnt out, poor Muslim femme in this capitalist, fascist hellscape. Day in and day out, my friends and I are pushing forward some of the most powerful narratives about queer, trans, and colonial liberation that society has to offer, which will have ripple effects on media and pop culture in the time to come (as is the nature of fandom). Nothing JKR can do or say will take that away from us. Nothing.

So to everyone who wants to claim that we're being transphobic for FREELY engaging with JKR's IP and doing things with it that would make her combust — that we're transphobic for wanting to keep this beautiful, generous community in tact — I not so kindly ask you to fuck off and leave us the fuck alone. You resist your way, and we will continue to resist in ours.

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Chapter 23: Revives Me

Hello! I’m sorry the last time I posted a chapter was OVER A MONTH ago but I bring penance in the form of the longest chapter of On The Rocks, a 13k epic.

This chapter has the same TWs as OTR generally, but specifically I will note it contains suicidal ideation, references to fresh scars, and explicit dealing in alcoholic withdrawal and recovery.

In addition to @rbkzz my wonderful beta, I also want to give a huge thank you to @artsyunderstudy, but you need to read the chapter to find out why. 😉

Without further ado, Chapter 23: Revives Me

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Several Sentences Sunday

Sorry that Ch23 of On The Rocks is taking a while. If it is consolation it is both a lengthy chapter, and has a lot in it!

Here is an excerpt from the chapter:

BAZ

My arms hurt.

My head hurts.

My body hurts.

My heart hurts.

Everything is painful.

“Basil?” The voice sounds hoarse. Broken. “Come on, boyo. Come back.”

“Hnn.”

Harsh sobs flood the air. “You fucking numpty. I love you, boyo, but you’re a fucking numpty.”

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NOTE: if you read this and thought it was weird that it cut off before much erotic groping that’s because literally half the story didn’t post. 😅

Teach me to post getting on an airplane.

Please re-read. 🫠🫠🫠

Bonus Story:

Sensory Delight

For dear Basilton’s birthday fest, @erotic-grope-fest I have written a standalone bonus chapter of On The Rocks called Sensory Delight!

This smutty lil’ bonus can be read as a one shot without the broader OTR story, OR as Chapter 15.1.

It takes place directly after Chapter 15.

I hope you enjoy the grope fest. 🥵

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Bonus Story:

Sensory Delight

For dear Basilton’s birthday fest, @erotic-grope-fest I have written a standalone bonus chapter of On The Rocks called Sensory Delight!

This smutty lil’ bonus can be read as a one shot without the broader OTR story, OR as Chapter 15.1.

It takes place directly after Chapter 15.

I hope you enjoy the grope fest. 🥵

@artsyunderstudy @alexalexinii @rbkzz @angelsfalling16 @asocialpessimist @aristocratic-otter @arthurkko @emeryhall @emjaydellyone @run-for-chamo-miles @roomwithanopenfire @raenestee @rimeswithpurple @thehoneyedhufflepuff @theearlgreymage @twinkle-twinkle-up-above @thewholelemon @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @youarenevertooold @ichooseyousnowbaz @ic3que3n @iamamythologicalcreature @ileadacharmedlife @orange-peony @orionsgirl7lovegoodravenclaw @palimpsessed @prettygoododds @philaet0s @stitchy-queerista @snowbazcastle @skee3000 @messofthejess @monbons @mooncello @ninemagicks @nausikaaa @nextblood @noopienoopiernoopiest @nightimedreamersworld @beastmonstertitan @cutestkilla @cosmicalart @confused-bi-queer @lonleyhumanbeing @letraspal @kaaaaaaarf @hihimissamericanbi @hushed-chorus @girlwithcurls96

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Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

Erotic Grope Fest 2025 - illustration for Splendid Morons by @noblecorgi

„He stands up, smiling down at me like a (mostly) benevolent god.”

@erotic-grope-fest

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Ch 21: Between & Ch 22: Mournful Cry

Three chapters for February!

I’m a kind and benevolent author. (They say, while torturing the characters and by proxy the readers.)

Link to chapter 21.

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sirius black, trouble incarnate

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Valentine’s SnowBaz

The art under the cut was done for the Carry On Discord Valentine’s Exchange, which may or may not have arrived for people because most of them are in the US and I’m in Australia.

But here is some cute date SnowBaz Valentine’s art (they had a date to the British library, and now Simon is monchin’ a burrito while Baz enjoys his stolen prize).

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wolfstar

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Carry On Countdown Day 17: WLW

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Chapter 20: Hair of the Dog

By the time I do a WIPSday the chapter is usually in the final phases and @rbkzz is getting excited and antsy and presses me to share, which gives me a boost to finish the chapter. 😅

So! Onwards we march to a new chapter of On The Rocks and the hunt for Baz.

As always, check the tags and take care of yourself. <3

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WIP Wednesday

What’s this? WIP Wednesday actually on Wednesday? (For me anyway. Australia - we’re in the future!)

Sneak peek from Chapter 20 of On The Rocks from Penny’s POV.

“Hello?”

“PEN!” Simon shouts down the line. “Fuck, s’ry for yelling. D’you get my message? You found him? Where’re you? ‘S’he alright?”

Simon sounds simultaneously frantic and slurred, which makes my stomach sink. “Si, where are you? What’s going on? You didn’t give me much to go on!”

“I gave you ‘n address! ‘M on my way to Chelsea t’meet you.”

“We’re at the British Library, Si, it’s a long story.”

“He wanted t’go t’the library?”

“Who?”

“BAZ! Why’d he wanna go t’the library?”

“We’re not with Baz. We couldn’t find him. We’re looking for him.” I say.

The air seems to still and go heavy.

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