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nocontextdialogues · 4 years

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"none of my ethnicities are working right now"

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nocontextdialogues · 4 years

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"I want to Mario the ceiling"

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nocontextdialogues · 4 years

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"Fuck your ball bearings"

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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*performs double mastectomy on self and mails you the breast tissue*

#no comtext #out of context #dialogues #double mastectomy

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"Voredon Ramsay"

#gordon ramsay #out of context #no context #dialogue

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"..cat... SCAT!! oh no that was a mistake"

"good shit"

"...literally"

#scare #cat #no context #out of context #dialogue #i tried to fuse and together

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"oh my god this cat has a choking kink"

#cat #no context #out of context #dialogue

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"There are many perks to me being here. Some may involve your daughter's sleep cycle. We get each other all hot and bothered, and sweaty, and we give each other lots of finger exercise. I've been known to make her scream. She sleeps like a baby after that."

#this is about thumb wrestling #thumb wrestling #no context #out of context #dialogue #thumb war #we're both ace

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"Appa, yip yip!"

*dying whale noise*

#atla #avatar #aang #avatar the last airbender #no context #out of context #dialogue

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"There are 2 types of girlfriends: you're either 'Onwards, Patsy!' or 'Appa, yip yip!'"

#avatar the last airbender #avatar #atla #appa #aang #monty python #monty pyton and the holy grail #no context #out of context #dialogue #why arw we like this fjdkdk

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"they don't look like they hold the ass shape well"

#no context #out of context #dialogue #cheeks by mail #lol

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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“do you wanna deepthroat a bible?

come on, we could go sing some psalms

we could all go down to mass, and dress our best,

and go and pay some alms.

we used to be church buddies, but now we’re gay

i guess that we’re both atheist???

do you wanna deepthroat a bible?

…it doesn’t have to be a bible

…….im lesbian”

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"i think i just like the feeling of things between my lips"

#no context #out of context #dialogue

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"do you wanna deepthroat a bible?

come on, we could go sing some psalms

we could all go down to mass, and dress our best,

and go and pay some alms.

we used to be church buddies, but now we're gay

i guess that we're both atheist???

do you wanna deepthroat a bible?

...it doesn't have to be a bible

.......im lesbian"

#frozen #im so sorry frozen fans #religion #bible #atheist #gay #no context #out of context #dialogue

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"do you just want me to.. deepthroat the bible"

#out of context #no context #dialogue #bible

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"these damn bugs make me wanna go back to church"

#religion #insects #bugs #no context #context #out of context #dialogue

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nocontextdialogues · 5 years

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"*strips in middle of road and gets run over by bus*"

#no context #out of context #dialogue

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