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"none of my ethnicities are working right now"

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"I want to Mario the ceiling"

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"Fuck your ball bearings"

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*performs double mastectomy on self and mails you the breast tissue*

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"Voredon Ramsay"

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"..cat... SCAT!! oh no that was a mistake"

"good shit"

"...literally"

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"oh my god this cat has a choking kink"

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"There are many perks to me being here. Some may involve your daughter's sleep cycle. We get each other all hot and bothered, and sweaty, and we give each other lots of finger exercise. I've been known to make her scream. She sleeps like a baby after that."

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"Appa, yip yip!"

*dying whale noise*

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"There are 2 types of girlfriends: you're either 'Onwards, Patsy!' or 'Appa, yip yip!'"

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"they don't look like they hold the ass shape well"

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“do you wanna deepthroat a bible?

come on, we could go sing some psalms

we could all go down to mass, and dress our best,

and go and pay some alms.

we used to be church buddies, but now we’re gay

i guess that we’re both atheist???

do you wanna deepthroat a bible?

…it doesn’t have to be a bible

…….im lesbian”

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"i think i just like the feeling of things between my lips"

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"do you wanna deepthroat a bible?

come on, we could go sing some psalms

we could all go down to mass, and dress our best,

and go and pay some alms.

we used to be church buddies, but now we're gay

i guess that we're both atheist???

do you wanna deepthroat a bible?

...it doesn't have to be a bible

.......im lesbian"

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"do you just want me to.. deepthroat the bible"

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"these damn bugs make me wanna go back to church"

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"*strips in middle of road and gets run over by bus*"