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here's another callum vid i spent an insane amount of time rewatching

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keira knightley must feel so powerful hitching up her long gowns as she runs in period dramas i just know she does

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sorry i’ve been quite busy graduating so please bear with me

i’ll be active again next week <3

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MACUSA xmas staff party 🎉

queenie brought fruit punch

someone spiked it within five seconds

even picquery got drunk yo0

an intern managed to break into grave's office

#he def had weird sh-t in there

various wands were located in the lost-and-found xmas morning

tina helped the house-elves with clean up

it's still a mystery as to who threw up on abernathy's desk

#no one rly liked him anyway

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smells mmmmm

newt: dirt (in a good way?), caramel candies

theseus: aftershave, gin, sandalwood, giorgio armani cologne

tina: black coffee, clean sheets, a new bar of soap

queenie: lemons, spring air, coco mademoiselle eau de parfum

jacob: freshly-baked cookies, toast, endless confusion

leta: cocoa butter, vanilla essential oil

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FANDOM MASTERLIST BTCHES

fosure aight let's get started:

fantastic beasts and where to find them

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hospital wing: patient log #1

name: scamander, theseus injuries: minor concussion cause: bludger to the side of the head additional notes: teammate claims that patient jumped in front of the flying bludger to shield his brother, who ran onto the quidditch pitch to retrieve a small creature. said brother would like for me to note that the creature is commonly known as a "niffler" and went after the snitch. i am afraid i don't see how that is relevant to my notes.

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callum looks SO GOOD here holy sh-t

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sixth year @ hogwarts with the scamander brothers

this is the yr y'all start studying for the N.E.W.T.s

but of course theseus has already hit the books

he's hot shit at hogwarts man

i bet fifth years started a secret fan club for him

he's only got eyes for leta tho

she's got her heart set on newt

#disaster waiting to happen

newt steals food from the kitchens at night to feed the various beasts he's got stashed in his dormitory

"newt the mooncalf sh-t in my bed again" "bugger off i'm still potty-training him"

i looked at the fantastic beasts wiki and fkn hell—

💀 leta PICK ONE

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the gang takes on the amalfi coast

jacob makes a list of every single gelato place and rates them

(the one in cinqueterre is the best fwi)

newt must pet every stray cat on the street

#no beast goes unloved in the presence of newt scamander

tina's left to juggle all the airbnb's and train tickets

no one can walk more than a mile in the hot sun

theseus dresses like he's from the godfather

"man it's nearly 100 degrees outside" "if it was 100 degrees right now, we'd all burst into a ball of flames."

celsius is the correct measurement i will not take no for an answer

take the fkn fedora off theseus

queenie comes out of every shop smelling like lemons

where did she get ten bags of lemon soap

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i just think that

queenie is an enfj and a people-pleaser

which means that tina had to stand up for queenie a lot when they were in school

she also likes smooth jazz

theseus was a massive fkboy at hogwarts

you can't tell me that girls wouldn't reroute their walk to class in order to pass by him

he prob had hair gel in his trunk at the end of his bed too

newt scamander is defo the reason why a giant squid exists in the black lake

i'm sure that charlie weasley also looked up to him

picking up magical creatures like fkn pennies during hogwarts passing periods goddamn they're everywhere

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accidentally binge-watched the fantastic beasts series instead of working on finals and i've got OPINIONS i'd like to share with the crowd