nopickls
nopickls
fancy some sardines on toast?
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follows from @huskerbee. rach, 28, she/her, museum dogsbody, aspiring taskmaster contestant
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nopickls · 2 days ago
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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
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nopickls · 2 days ago
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sirgawin asked: River Cartwright + Fashion - Gif Meme
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nopickls · 5 days ago
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.
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nopickls · 6 days ago
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new post. since mohammed has had to remake their campaign (more info) it's been really hard to pick up any kind of momentum. im the only person advocating for them, i do not have a lot of followers or avenues to organize!!
since the new campaign was published 2 weeks ago there have only been 2 donations. €30 / €7,500 !
they're in northern gaza. they have a 2 month old baby. they need help, i beg you.
donate ❣️ / verification
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nopickls · 7 days ago
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the biggest epistemological gap between me & 95% the rest of the world is literally just how much i love to look things up on the internet and how much it baffles me when other people don't like to do this. we live in the information age. like i'll google anything i'll read this bmj paper on the toilet i'll look up words i don't know i'll append pdf free to any possible phrase. i don't know how anybody is voluntarily turning this down. sometimes i get so tired of searchinf for something physically inside a store i pull out my phone and google like silken tofu aldi what fucking aisle while im standing right there. otherwise what is even the point
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nopickls · 7 days ago
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question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life
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nopickls · 10 days ago
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[All IDs from alt. The three images show Marisha Ray and Brennan Lee Mulligan at a table playing D&D with others.
ID 1: "Marisha Ray: rock bottom is a good place to be"
ID 2: "Marisha Ray: can only go up, right?"
ID 3: "Brennan Lee Mulligan: theoretically you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom"
End ID]
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nopickls · 13 days ago
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nopickls · 24 days ago
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nopickls · 1 month ago
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#AND GEMMA IS ORPHEUS 😭 OUROBOROS. ORPHEOBOS (insp)
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nopickls · 1 month ago
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Beautiful. Majestic. BAM!
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nopickls · 1 month ago
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new post. since mohammed has had to remake their campaign (more info) it's been really hard to pick up any kind of momentum. im the only person advocating for them, i do not have a lot of followers or avenues to organize!!
since the new campaign was published 2 weeks ago there have only been 2 donations. €30 / €7,500 !
they're in northern gaza. they have a 2 month old baby. they need help, i beg you.
donate ❣️ / verification
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nopickls · 1 month ago
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And if I could just get Ike on the phone— are you even listening to me? - Hanging on every word.
Dick Winters & Lewis Nixon in BAND OF BROTHERS (2001) ↳ Part Five: Crossroads
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nopickls · 1 month ago
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The UK's latest stamp issue, Myths and Legends, features stirring artwork by Adam Simpson. However, we're not sure why the Royal Mail included the Loch Ness Monster in this set — Nessie is very real, and she is coming for you.
Pt. 1 here!
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nopickls · 1 month ago
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obsessed with the Helena and Irving parallel and what it says about the aspects of our identity we think are fundamental (but aren't)...
Like Outie Irving assumes his Innie is just as radically anti-Lumon as he is. He assumes his hatred of Lumon is something ingrained in his personality! That's why he stays up at night drinking coffee and making paintings, because he hopes that when his innie dreams about the testing floor, he'll say "okay bet" and start exploring. That's what Outie Irving would do, after all. But he miscalculated! His hatred of Lumon isn't inherent--- his desire for meaning and art and spirituality is inherent. That's what his hatred for Lumon is built on. But in a world where there's no meaning outside of Lumon propaganda, of COURSE his innie would become ridiculously devoted to the company.
And Helena!! She is the corporation, that's her whole identity. She presumably assumed that Helly would be just as pro-Lumon as she is. But she miscalculated too! Her devotion to the company isn't inherent, her headstrong and entitled nature is what's inherent! And in a world where she's denied any agency whatsoever, that manifests as rebellion.
It's the same dynamic flipped on its head. They both sent their innies in there with opposite intentions--- one to take down the company, one feed the company's expansion--- only to realize that rebellion and devotion aren't inherent characteristics. Their innies have become the exact opposite of their outie selves, while still being exactly the same!! Because even though your personality is inherent, the values you hold are determined circumstantially. OUGH IT'S SO GOOD.
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nopickls · 1 month ago
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nopickls · 2 months ago
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TWIN PEAKS 2.03
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