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“He’ll wake up, he always does.” - Snape has an unfortunate habit of passing out after arriving home from a DE meeting and ensuring Potter was safe.

The cruciatus curse doesn’t leave physical marks. A mouth filled with blood from biting his tongue was always a tell tale sign to Harry that Snape was gonna be on the floor for awhile and would have shaky hands for a few days to come.

-holds out my mug to collect tears-

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The quality sucks but since it’s been so long since I did anything it’ll do. Also... HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! I decided to make myself a gay Slenderman icon for myself. 

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You should see me in a crown.

No

You should see us in a crown.

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💬

No one moved from their spot and from outside their room they heard the sounds of multiple feet walking away. They stayed silent as more knocks were heard from nearby and everything stayed frozen until they heard the doors on the end of the hallway close.

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My panic attack is like a cigarette lit on both ends. Completely useless.

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For every 💬 I get in my inbox, I’ll post a quote from my own writing that I’m proud of!

Hell, it’s healthy and fun to brag every so often. 

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Important:

Net neutrality has been repealed

Verizon is deleting posts on Tumblr about it

Miguel Santiago is the last factor on saving net neutrality

At&t is going to pay him off to repeal it

tweet at him @miguelsantiagoAD53

call campaign office (213)538 8385

Capital office (916) 319-2953

District office (213) 620-4646

Even if you’re not californian

Tell him to advance SB 822 IN FULL and resist attempts to water it down

Or else we cannot use the internet as we do now and the big companies can control everything we see. Capitalism is destroying this and this democracy is fucked

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I want more attention but I don't try har enough to get better...

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Cough Cough Click picture Cough cough

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Tell me about the bean

I’ll tell you about the bean!!!!!!

First of all he is a fucking musician! 

Next he can speak German!

Which if he’s not careful he may get caught by one of his brothers.

Speaking of his brothers, he is the youngest (at least in my version so please...no hate) of the four(The other three is Splenderman, Trenderman, and Ofenderman) and he is around 1500 years old. He is also the shortest of his brothers.

Did you know he has the baddest eyes in his human form? He’s the type that wouldn’t be able to see how many fingers you’re holding up even if you were two inches away from his face....He just has very bad eye sight...Such poor eyesight that he can’t even see colors correctly and has trouble seeing colors that aren’t souls. 

Speaking of souls... THAT’S WHAT HE EATS! My wonderful murderous child!

Also he is the brutal killer everyone thinks he is. He has to eat after all. 

P.S The hungrier he gets the more sadistic he gets with his victims. 

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lol. H!Slenderman. So funny.

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Cringe and Edge

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