Cookie Monster from Sesame Street vs Chocolate chip cookies vs Isako Toriumi from Persona 3 x Sadayo Kawakami from Persona 5
Propaganda for Isako x Sadayo:
there's a comic about them where Sadayo is a sexy maid for hire and Isako is figuring out that she's gay and just have you seen the comic aaaah fail teacher yuri
This can be a great outcome for Bob since he did die. (And it doesn't take long to know where he ended up)
I already have a thought about this ship.
They would both have tea parties (that rosie would set up and host) where they drink *freshly squeezed* blood and eat dismembered parts (eyes, fingers, brains, things a cannibal would love).
During them, Bob would be the talker since it would be his first time meeting another cannibal with similar taste. Either it being facts he knows, stories about his hunts when taking down victims, interests, whatever he wanted to talk about..... he can with Rosie. Since she might actually have similar connections with Bob.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus from Phineas & Ferb vs Hooty from The Owl House x Duo the Duolingo owl
Propaganda for Doofenshmirtz x Perry:
There would be so much yaoi if they were both human and it haunts me...
Propaganda against Doofenshmirtz x Perry:
Excuse me? Who are you calling crackship?
Propaganda for Hooty x Duo:
The are arch enemies. They are ex lovers who yearn for each other’s soft touch. They haven’t spoken to each other in years. They think about the other every night before going to bed. And they’re both stupid fucking owls
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Two birds that people deem “annoying” and can literally kill decide to be with each other.