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I'm making a lich ruled kingdom. the phylactery? the local magic lake.

But I just had a better/worse idea for a phylactery

tungsten ingot.

look the magic lake was made by some long dead god of necrotic power (ironic i know) and he made it antimagic producing except for necromancy. it heals and purifies all it touches, to someone's definition of "heal" and "pure".

But the tungsten ingot is completely unrelated, it's just some wizard the next kingdom over who wants to be Really Very Immortal.

There are some themes to my world: death is a part of life, and when it is gone you will no longer feel alive, the future is unforeseeable because free will is real, fucking with the timeline is very hard without a spaceship/spacesuit, and memory is a fickle thing.

there are more, but I like those ones and they aren't part of my much more involved and complicated economic theory i've been trying out.

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“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

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"SURVIVING"

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Never use Surfshark VPN

I just wanted to make this post to warn yall about it, I am not a tech genius but I wanted to get a vpn and surfshark was one I knew about so i subscribed to them because it seemed ok, that was where I fucked up.

fast forward a year and now I am trying to cancel my yearly auto-renewing subscription which costs 70 fuckin bucks, didnt find much use in surfshark as it was too laggy when using its vpn services so i go to billing and try to cancel.

there was no cancel button so that was odd, and you cant turn off auto-renew so i figure ill just get rid of my card info so it cant charge me.

i cant or at least i cant figure out how.

I go to help and find the cancellation area after scrolling past why you should keep the subscription and it tells me to contact their live support to cancel, It requires my name and gmail, I know for a fact my gmail is correct but it says its wrong and that my name is wrong no matter how many ways I enter it and I cant find a possible username anywhere on the site i could use. Its for all practical reasons impossible for me to cancel, not just the fact I cant even talk to customer support, but the people on reddit that do, talk to a bot and then the agents take months to actually turn off the subscription so it charges again and there is no refunds.

dont use surfshark VPN

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dnd characters are just OC's that you want to have play with your friends oc's. Like having a barbie that you take to your friends house so they can pose in the nice dollhouse. we are playing dolls with additional steps.

(don't tell me dnd doesn't have dolls, i have seen dwarven forge and minis)

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i can’t believe this is real

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There are normal amphibians called frogs, you know em', they swallow with their eyes, breathe with their skin, and catch shit with their tounge

now why are there more things called frogs?

why is the part on a horse hoof that is a bit softer also called the frog?

why in the world is the part that tenses the horsehair on a violin bow also called the frog?

Are there more weird things called frogs?

it would be weirder if only these two things, which are strangely horse-centric, were called frogs.

What is the connection between a frog and a horse?

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mmmm cronchy

there's obvious bias in laboradoriteking's post about colors rocks can be. but may I argue: opal

By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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As an ace lesbian person, I have an opinion on the bi/pan argument about the distinction

Pan: attracted to 1-5 "types" of people (for example, people who like your particular niche interest, people with a certain hair color or physique, regardless of gender)

Bi: attracted to 2-3 types of people, dependent upon gender (for example different specific haircolors for the different genders, caring more about physique for one gender but personality more in another, etc.)

I have had this idea instinctually when I heard that there were 2 types of attraction to multiple genders. And for my required mistaking ace-ness for bi/pan ness, I decided that I was pan because I want people who actually like math or physics or fiber arts with my intensity, and didn't feel different thinking about them being boy or girl. I am lesbian because once I discovered I was ace spectrum, i had exactly one crush on a straight girl and could not go back.

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At the intersection of disabled, wheelchair user, college student, and atheist, you get a person that christians confess their conversion stories and sins to while they are helping you to class. You can't see them while they are pushing you, so they don't get the feeling of being judged.

Today I was taken to class by one of these folks. We were walking through the university square when he declared his encounter with jesus touching him and curing him of his "porn addiction" and proclivity to "chase women"

I swear I didn't ask any of this information. I had felt him probing the conversation for my philosophy about life and I am a proud atheist. I don't need to be told what my morals are. and I figured being exposed to an atheist who is just going about their day, not doing anything weird, would be, idk, helpful so they dont get radicalized by somebody saying that all atheists have evil in their hearts.

In any case, if this happens again, I will definitely posting it here because they say the weirdest shit

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Please let me sleep

me- to my hyperfixation and my homework, fighting me like a bucking bronco

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A story where the main threat to the world is Goop That Makes You Evil. There's a big bad main villain who got drenched in it and is evil now and wants to spread the goop everywhere, because nobody else should have nice things if they couldn't. Every single character treats touching the goop as a fate as good as death, because surely you might as well be dead if who you used to be as a person is completely gone.

In the final dramatic end battle, the protagonist gets dropped in the goop. This whole time you'll be waiting for them to be somehow heroically rescued at the very last second, or miraculously saved by some buckwild Deus Ex Machina bullshit twist, but nope, into the goop they go. Submerged entirely and without a doubt that they're all the way in there.

And once everyone has managed to process this horrifying event, and the villain is just about to start gloating, the protagonist crawls out of the goop, shaking off smoke tendrils, spitting out something black and oily green, coughing up a few flames of purple fire, looking positively Fucked Up and villainous. And pauses to reflect that they're still the same person.

Like sure they're irrevocably changed in some ways, and there are parts of the person they used to be that they're never going to get back, but ultimately they're not some different person now. And then it clicks. The goop that makes you evil didn't turn the villain evil. This whole time, it's only been their excuse for being so cruel, sadistic and petty, while having the audacity to act like they had no choice. The protagonist muses that sure, making the right choices feels a bit harder now, but it's still a choice.

And in that moment both the hero and the villain realise the same things. The goop didn't turn the villain evil, and the protagonist isn't evil now that they were also immersed in the goop. They are, however, within punching distance of the villain and very, very angry.