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Out rises from the floorboards of my thought caboose-

"Alright, just saying, in another dimension Liam and Alfons are definitely gigolos."

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No context needed.

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♡ Jude supporting Elis ♡

(From the Bound to You event)

JUDE-

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT HIS CURSE! WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HIM?

Kate was right; he's a demon.

I'm pretty convinced Elis is too, but you know...literally.

I mean, come on-

The whole romanticized murder thing...like what kind of sicko thought, "Hey, what if we made character you WANTED to get murdered by? Wouldn't the gals love that?"

Yes, yes we do, but that's not the point-

There’s enough unrealistic standards floating around as it is. They didn't need to add 'loves you to the point of amoricide' to the list.

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VICCCYYYY

Try to convince myself this was for practice and not just so I could see that expression on Victor-

I tried...almost satisfied...

No fictional character should ignite this much joy in my heart...I just look at him and start getting giggly.

Who needs real men, am I right?

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I don't know if anyone else ever noticed, but they cut off the music in Will's route when he starts explaining his back story. It's such a nuanced detail, yet I think it really captures the gravity of everything. Music is so often abused as a tone setter, it can almost take away from a scene. (In all media, essentially in the romance and horror genres.) It's refreshing and I can't help but appreciate the artistic choice.

I've also decided to burn through three chapters in one day for the sole purpose of getting to the rain scene.

Still probably one of my favorites out of the entire game so far, the flow of it man-

It makes me wanna squell out my ears like a cartoon.

AHH-

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MY SISTERS

I HAVE JOINED THE PLUSHY ARMY

WE MUST PLAN OUR ATTACK

CYBIRD WILL BE OURS

I got no chill sometimes man...

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Everyone's drooling over Jude and Elis in this Halloween event and I'm just sitting here wondering why no one is mentioning Will-

First he makes these grave diggers dance with corpses and then goes into a full taunt.

"Oh, how wonderful! But you're not leading enough. Do it with more grace-"

This beautiful bastard-

Having the time of his life, doing what he does best. Traumatizing criminals with the help of public participation. It makes me an entirely different kind of gigglely~

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I love how at the end of the very first chapter of Will's route Kate has to tell herself not to give into his temptations even though the literary just gave dinner and a dagger (no judgement, definitely effective. I'd probably feel funny around a guy after that too-in context, of course).

It's like, "Girl, you just want Mr. Rex's Dino Dick and don't know it yet-"

I didn't notice her initial attraction to him during my for some reason, probably the mental stress of dropping Liam's a third of the way in because I knew it was just gonna get worse...Savored the pain-no regrets, still don't think I'll ever anything impact me narratively like the his premium story in chapter 15 (I think it was 15.) It shakes me to this day.

I can't wait for the shitshow Alfons' route will be. It's gonna have all of Willy's spicy with that lovely touch of depression we've all come to know and love from Liam and Elbert, except worse-

Probably, I don’t know. Why are you still here? Get back to doomscrolling, ya twit-

Bye-bye~

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LISTEN THE F☆CK UP

I figured out the gatcha algorithm.

Not completely, mind you. I need to do more experiments with Prince.

So, first act of Ikemen heresy-

Spend your tickets.

Don't save them unless you're actually buyimg them with diamond. Using ten of the normally obtained ones doesn't necessarily mean you've got a better chance of getting a 4+ card. I got two golds in Villains doing this, not bad, but Prince? Motherfucker, I saved up for I don't know how long just to pull nothing but basic bitch cards. I was so angry...

Well, I can't be too mad at my princey boys...the game is older. They really cater to us in Villains sometimes, specifically when it comes to the gatcha. Again, newer game, different algorithm.

So, I started playing around.

At first I didn't really see much of a difference in using the tickets individually, but I noticed something.

The gold gatcha predicts the others.

The first time I barely noticed. I was just try to get Victor's Life with a Villain card. First few times, didn't work. Came back to do the gold and low and behold-

I got it.

So, the next time I got that pretty night castle scene from the gold gatcha my brain got sparked and took action-

*GASP*

Is it-

Alright! 4 star! Let's go~

Not a 5 but I'm not complaining.

So, today I decided to use my courtesy ticket for the Halloween gatcha they just put out. I went to the gold gatcha page, got a 4 star item, went to play the card gatcha.

I didn't get one the spotlight cards, but wouldn't you know-

I got something~

This worked for sure at least twice. Now, like I said, I need to do more research for Prince, however I think I can confidently say it's an effective method.

In short: if you want the most out of your tickets, don't use them until you get a good pull from the gold gatcha, then IMMEDIATELY go to the card page and try it yourself.

You have nothing to lose but your tickets and your sanity. Have a lovely life-

Goodbye~

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Ellis is a F☆cking Nutcase

I know everyone is this game is supposed to be a little twisted in some way, but let me just say-

Ellis is a whole other kind of evil.

He's all cute and sweet-

He'll kill you in your sleep- literally. I am 100% sure he's done this. I mean, he works for Jude, but that's besides the point.

What I'm saying is he's unassuming, unpredictable-

Alluring, in the way that he's so kind and considerate it pulls you into loving him, then you realize the, "murdering out of love for the preservation of happiness" thing...

I remember the exact moment I saw that blissful, encouraging smile and thought, "If there's any sort of demon lurking around this game it's you-"

Because he'll take your ass out and convince you it's a good thing.

Here's a highlight from the double-dog event (tag-team? Sideways seesaw?)

Between Two Villains

Sorry-

Little fucking sociopath-

Still wantin' to play~

I swear the whole happiness reasoning is half an excuse. He just a morally driven serial killer. (Well, I guess most of them are...kinda...eh...I don't know man...)

Even so, I still can't help but love him.

This fucking guy-

He's relishing every minute of Kate's flustered distress.

They just had to make him so damn appealing...

That smirk-

Ahhhhhh

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The Fundamentals of the First Reaction

Roger really works as a parallel to Alfons in a lot of ways. For instance:

My initial gut reaction to Alfons was, “FUK THIS DUDE, I WOULDN'T GIVE HIM SMACK WITH A BROKEN PINATA STICK.” But then I start to read more of him and then I see his face come up on the gacha page one day and my brain does some chemistry-

“Oh shit, noooo, don't tell me i like this bastard-”

Issues man, issues…

Annnywhooo~

Roger:

Immediately liked him, his cards, his voice lines, his voice lines-

eh-hem-

Sorry, the issues, again-

Then I get to his event stories and let's just say…

They give Alfons a run for his money. I mean, at least with him and Jude you expect something to go down and you know how to prepare yourself. Now Roger?

He's…weird- Because he doesn't seem weird…until he opens his mouth for more than a cameo…So, now every time I see him all I can think is, “Aw, you bastard…I hate you~”

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THIS MOMENT

♡spoilers for Elbert's smexy scene (chapter 19's premium ending)♡

BITCH SO THRISTY SHE FORGOT TO PUT THE LORD ON HIS NAME-

Daaaammmmmmnnn~

I don't know if this is really the first time she's taken the formality off his name, but it struck me EMEDANTLY and I read back through the earlier part of the scene and she doesn't take it off, even for the narration, sooooo......

I HAVE DECLARED IT!

THE SACRED MOMENT OF ALL BRITISH ROMANCE-

The singular usage of the first name...

"I belong to you completely Elbert."

Kate, sweetie, drink some water, not Elbert's soul.

I think this scene actually really highlights their compatability.

Greedy, greedy, greedy~

Ms. Kate, I haven't scene you so scandalous since the tenth chapter of William's route. Well, I guess they're all scandalous in some way...

Annnnnyway-

Farewell, love hard, be smart~

*insert fart noise*

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Alright so, William's fate-

I've been thinking about this ever since I finished his route. (In the most diluted explanation possible) He's supposed to die due to his self-righteousness, right?

Both him and Kate are so utterly and completely prepared for their fate. Kate wants to sacrifice herself; William wants so feel the pain of watching her die-

But what if THAT'S the kicker?

What if it's about him-

His self-righteousness...

Dude, what if William's destruction comes only after years of loving devotion, birthdays, holidays, vacations, births, misdirections…

Children ask so many questions, don't they?

“Where's daddy? Where's he going? Can I come too?...Why? Why does he have to work so late?”

Oh god, please no-

“Daddy…what's that?” 

“I-its paint sweetie…Go back to bed.”

Poor girl didn't even have time to ask why he would be covered in it before her little legs were out the door. Kate tried to soothe him, but fell under the weight of his justice. A child…just a poor sweet, innocent, child, born into a house of sin. Perhaps if it were a son-No, the difference wouldn't be so great…She's just so young…

He finally did it, 

He killed the wrong person.

The right people are after him now. 

Very organized…how strange,

They even found Kate.

It was a ruse, of course, just another trap. They could handle it.

Still, he could feel the poison seeping through his veins as he crept up the tower to meet them.

(Harrison is so lovely with children, he really stepped up when Uncle Liam disappeared. He volunteered to watch the little chicklet emedantly.)

By the time Kate and everyone else got there-

It was dead silent. 

Save for the light echo of footsteps.

William stands tall in the face of the enemy. They have some exchange about their plan, talk about righteousness, justice, all the usual jazz while things go haywire. Kate gets dragged up to face him, they threaten to kill her, she struggles-

A gun goes off.

William falls to the ground.

Kate-

No, not Kate-

He fades away before he can even see the rest of Crown coming to save the day-

There's only Kate, an elbow to her face-

My Robin-

I have too save my Robin…

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OH MY GODODKDH4HWKDJ

I got him ToT

ALL MY PARENTAL ISSUES ARE WRAPPED UP IN ONE CHARACTER-

hep-

Hep me-

Help me please, I might spontaneously combust.

He so pretty I could weep-THE HANDS!

Okay, okay, I'll stop...

BUT THE SHIRT-

ARGHGGHHH

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Dude-

What if Alfons told Elbert Liam was beautiful because he thought that maybe if it progressesed enough it would result in a decent death. Liam, being the suicidal validation junkie he is probably wouldn't oppose it...

I mean, what's more validating than being stuffed in your co-works pursuit for the most beautiful thing in the world?

I've just heard people talk off and on about how weird it is that Alfons denies the beauty of people to protect them from Elbert's obsession but has directly told him that he finds Liam beautiful. I don't think this is because he doesn't care about Liam, quite the opposite in fact-

To a person who encourages others to indulge in escapism, the reality of someone can never truly escape or act on their true desire is likely devastating. He knows Liam can't just kill himself-

So, he thought, "Maybe Elbert will do it for him."

(Alfons is slowly working his way into my chest cavity and I'm still not sure how to feel about it...that slimy, hedonistic bastard-)

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Guess what...?

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You could never do it with Elbert with the lights on...

I'm sorry-

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psssst.....

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Sometimes the premiums aren't worth it.

There's something about the gradual build, right?

Or the cut off attention of, "Oh, ah-ha...no?"

I don't know man....

Just in like the first few missions, you know, depending of course.

I'm sure I'm not the only one, but someone out there is debating.

Go with you gut or hoard your diamonds, due what ever.

Why are you even here??

Bragh, leave.

Anyways....

GO FIND SOME LOVE!

bye~