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The Imagine celeb video, but it's just Drake and Khaled. It cuts back and forth between them, singing & walking. At the end, they walk into the same room! First its hesitant dap, then full on embrace.

Khaled pulls out a Pepsi, cracks it open, pauses, then hands it to Drake.

But wait!

A moment of tension as Drake takes the Pepsi and drinks straight from the can. It's quickly broken when Khaled pats his pockets. "Another one!" he exclaims, as he pulls out a second soda.

They cheers the cans. ☮️

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We're still 462 days away from the 2024 election. lol.

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Trump indicted. Many of you are watching soccer and likely yelling GO USA. Meanwhile I’m yelling go Jack Smith and the rule of law — the REAL team USA. 🇺🇸

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elon is not mad ok

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Whoa! Personal direct access! Someone tell Taibbi!

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Two years ago today, I was at Trump Doral paying thousands of dollars to go to a Dr. Seuss themed party and watch some guy paint Rush Limbaugh while complaining that everyone in New York is always literally pissing on the American flag. I wrote about it a few months ago; it's pretty bleak lmao.

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While the library itself considered canceling the event, it ultimately decided against it, since the event did not break any of the D.C. Public Library’s rules. But directly outside of the meeting room assigned to BRAVE was a display of books about gay and trans youth. 

Pride flags and rainbows covered the shelves, with a sign that said “Cleveland Park Library celebrates ALL sexual orientations.” Trans flags were hung in the windows of the library, visible inside and outside.

The display, a librarian told me, had been set up the night before.

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Today I went to the Cleveland Park Library in DC, where Jack Posobiec, Libs of TikTok, Kirk Cameron, and Sean Spicer had a children’s story hour.

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"According to Sensity, an Amsterdam-based company that detects and monitors AI-developed synthetic media for industries like banking and fintech, 96% of deepfakes are sexually explicit and feature women who didn’t consent to the creation of the content."

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lmao I thought this was parody.

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CPAC was pretty much exactly what I expected -- minus the part where a hotel decided to host both Shabbat and a pro-Hitler rally back to back.

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So sad! Jackson Hinkle blocked me just because I wanted to know how he met his girlfriend, Anna Linnikova/Miss Russia 2022. I'm sure they had a great and normal meet cute! I think it's sweet Jackson took Anna on an extraordinarily expensive vacation earlier this month! But now I'll never get to talk to him about it.

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RATWM speaker Jackson Hinkle has made his pro-Russia, anti-Ukraine stance very public. His social media is full of thoughts like “Zelensky is responsible for every death in the Ukraine war, not Putin,” and “standing with Putin is anti-war.” But something that has not been publicly disclosed is his relationship with Anna Linnikova, who won the title of Miss Russia in 2022.