you think you can embarrass me?? you fool. you moron. nobody can embarrass me more than i embarrass myself. i am the king of cringe. the lord of humiliation. this post? cringe. my camera roll? cringe. my search history? you guessed it. you have no power here.
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every era of gerard way is perfect and i love each of them equally but i feel like we need to a appreciate that three cheers gerard consistently looks like a slutty raccoon and honestly i love that for them
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i hate tiktok and here is why:
in the last year or so, those fuckers have spoiled:
wandavision
falcon and the winter soldier
stranger things (not just s4, fucking all of it)
spiderman no way home
multiverse of madness
now i can understand not putting spoilers for stuff that came out a while ago, BUT FOR MEDIA THAT CAME OUT RECENTLY?? HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT A GODDAMN SPOILER ALERT ON YOUR VIDEOS. i will die angry about this.
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uh, so i’m back
i owe all of y’all a sincere apology. i promised to start streaming like.,.,a year ago, and then i didn’t. this was partially due to anxiety, but mostly because i had a lot going on with schoolwork and personal issues. i am still hoping to stream one day, but because of how busy i’ve been, i’m not sure if it’ll even be possible. thank you to everyone who has been so supportive and kind, i truly appreciate it. i’m gonna try to be more active on tumblr, i’ve missed this hellsite. stay tuned for some funnies tho, i’m an anxious bastard but i have excellent taste in tumblr posts.
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god I love the people behind the umbrella academy so much because when Elliot came out he said he'd still be down to be Vanya but the creators were like "um we have a floating dimensional box named Christopher, we can give you one better, here's ✨VIKTOR Hargreeves✨" and I think that's really beautiful
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mmmm spotify wrapped mmmm
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i love when people on the internet enjoy a guy and theyre like. i want to squish him flat like a pancake. i want to put to him in a jar and shake him. why must you harm this man
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.
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“i could fix him” well i could watch him spiral into bloodlust and madness instead. it would be significantly more fun
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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
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every time i see fruits minecraft skin i feel insane. just RDBSHFNENXNSHHD
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I can block whoever i want but if someone blocks me they're just being a petty hater
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