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puck: sugar pls puck: what marley drama? cat's not about the drama anyway so we're chill puck: okay i can get you something puck: you've been helping me out a lot so yeah you deserve presents

sugar: 🤐🤐 sugar: i'm taking u shopping! sugar: and cat can come, i totally don't need another marley drama. sugar: duh. ofc i know that. but i mean, it doesn't need to be like expensive. i just like presents 👏👏

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puck: she's literally a tiny human that's half mine how insane is that puck: loves her but wishes she could play more and not just babble and grab her hair lol puck: exactly my man you get me. not my problem at all puck: bro same. my mom had an off day last friday and i was like nah how about you don't come 'cause we're bad puck: i think we can do it. one game's doable... right?

sam: that's wild, man. u made a whole ass human. sam: that's cute as heck. how's ur sister like her? sam: ur right and u should stick to it. it's not ur problem, dude. ur beth's dad and the rest is like grey noise or whatever. sam: it's getting so embarrassing i told my dad to stop coming to the games. sam: i just wanna win one game this season, y'know? so it's not the worst flop in titan history lol.

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puck: the festival prob puck: if you want puck: but we're gonna hang out with other people too

quinn: awesome. sooooo trick or treating and the festival... quinn what are your thoughts around that? quinn: assuming you wanna go and so do I, do we just hang out together.

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puck: i have gray sweats i wear them all the time but those blue ones are fine puck: just say you hate me and my amazing fashion puck: y'know i can't get you something really really nice right

sugar: as you should 😚 sugar: we need to take u shopping like asap. sugar: grey sweatpants are like, the only sweatpants that are acceptable. sugar: yay!!! i want pink hair /and/ a present 👏🎁

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any good life advice?

wrap before you tap.

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puck: nah haven't quit puck: and schue wrote me a rec letter for school so i can't quit on him just like that either

📲 puckerman

kitty: have u quit glee club yet i can't even keep track of who stayed and who's gone

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puck: she's so cute she really looks like both of us it's kinda crazy puck: my mom loves her so much man lol she steals her all the time like she really just wants to hug her anytime we got her puck: idk what's going on with her and it's not my problem as long as we're chill now with beth puck: lmao puck: bro we suck so much i can't wait for the season to be over and i can focus on training for baseball 'cause wtf are we even doing. how're we so bad lmao

sam: that's cute af, man. sam: is ur mom in love with her? sam: that's good. i don't get what's going on with her, but as long as u guys can work it out for the baby. sam: i'm good. just getting through senior year. wish the team would stop losing tho - r we really that bad we can't win a single game? lol.

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puck: idk man idk what's happening but a lot of people're bolting 'cause something's broken puck: i can handle the weather and c'mon i've already been doing florida man shit so i'll fit right in puck: they got at least five schools with good baseball programs so that's gonna be my #1 state

jesse: clearly not. jesse: i do care. i'm not the one with issue when it comes to lack of caring about this team. how can i make everyone else care? jesse: florida? that's your goal? jesse: too sticky for me. but i could see it being a good fit for you.

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puck: yeah man there you go own that shit puck: i got everything i need so yeah i think i wanna do early decision puck: okay thanks puck: florida st, florida, sdsu, ut austin, a couple smaller schools in florida and then ohio st and cincy too but the florida schools are my main ones 'cause they got good baseball programs and got solid football programs too so i can do a try out for football puck: i got 3 letters and yeah i wrote an essay too ig everything that's been happening's been a good topic

hunter: thank you, puck. i will. yes, i'm smart. hunter: of course, do you want to apply early decision? hunter: nonsense, i'm helping you. i will make time for this. it's important. where are the places you're applying to? what are your top choices? we need to organize it all and i can show you some of my applications as well. hunter: do you have letters of recommendations? your personal essay written up?

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puck: it's cool man own it puck: so i know the deadline for early admission is like this week and you prob know all about that so maybe you can help me with my apps puck: no worries if you can't

hunter: i don't know if i can answer that without seeming pretentious and full of myself. hunter: but to the second, yes. i do have the whole college thing down. is there something you want to talk about?

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puck: hey so you're smart right? puck: like you got this whole college thing down? @claringtonhq

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puck: nah man just half a baby puck: yeah i got a kid her name's beth and she's cute as fuck puck: like legit just the cutest fucking baby ever

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ty: so my ma said she was talking to yours at work the other day and you got a whole baby or something? ty: that true? @npuckhq

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noah puckerman on instagram.

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puck: i believe it tho puck: no really what's wrong with my sweatpants i like those puck: aight and i'll get you something unless all you want is like my pink hair

sugar: i can't help it that i'm hot and would be a hit with the ladies 💁‍♀️ sugar: sweetie... 😬 sugar: december 2nd! pls send me a screenshot of that in ur calendar asap.

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puck: nah not yet she's just babbling and making funny noises and like pointing at random things. she can sit too which is cool puck: yeah ig puck: we're kinda chilling after the thing at the party puck: how's everything with you

sam: stoked for u, bro sam: is she like talking and stuff? or nah, not yet? [...] sam: everything good with quinn?

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puck: like we weren't all thinking the same shit puck: he's got a good library yeah they got a good everything like you can't go wrong puck: kissing's crazy good i like kissing her puck: yeah like you're not all sappy and cute as shit too shut up puck: ... puck: let's all hang out together

max: babe, i don't fit in your pants. in you, maybe. but your pants? tight fit with us both max: sebastian's not so awful. i mean, he's a bit tightly would be cool? max: oh you don't huh? so there was kissing. nice. max: lots of allergies for my poor baby

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puck: max's already yours you can't steal him puck: at least they paid really fucking well when i was working for them puck: something something i don't kiss and tell or whatever they say puck: allergies is what we're calling it now lmao you cried real tears my man i know it

max: don't steal anything too big, okay? just what fits in your pants. i mean it. max: oh yeah, how'd it go?! max: that's great, puck! max: you get some? 😏