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puck: rules #3 and #4 are i beat karofsky's ass puck: we'll see what you say when you got a 90mph heater coming right at your ass and you gotta swing just right to not miss puck: my dude i wouldn't be gloating about that puck: quit talking about your dick

karofsky: yours truly. i'll let you come up with rules #3 and #4 but the last one is mine. five is the limit. karofsky: i ain't no bitch, dude. if i can handle a whole team of guys coming at me then I can handle some dumb baseballs. just say when. karofsky: yeah but lbh i was worse. damn i really am better than you at everything, even being a bully. karofsky: don't hate a guy for being gifted.

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puck: so you're gonna run fr? puck: i own that shit puck: guessing you're #1? puck: idk if there's a party but hey if there is clearly it wouldn't be a party without you there and c'mon clearly the dress code for anything is looking hot af

sugar: YAY!!👏👏👏👏 sugar: um, obvi, u need to own that. sugar: not everyone gets to be with the second hottest girl in school, it's like totally reason to celebrate. 🎉 sugar: speaking of celebrate 😏 i'm clearly invited to ur bday party so i'm going to need the dress code asap so i can find the cutest outfit!!

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puck: i gotta know more before i'm all like hey babe sam is prob gonna make me do some illegal shit for my bday

sam: u deserve some fun, my man. sam: i know a place... but u might need to get the ok from ur girl?

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puck: now who the fuck is coming up with these rules puck: alright just say you're a bitch who won't try the batting cage and we'll be good puck: we've all gotten the shit we deserve. remember how i used to be? it was just your turn ig puck: i fucking hate you

karofsky: #2 rule is loser pays for ihop karofsky: wouldn’t that end with me getting hit with balls on my face? sounds like too much pain to prove a point. but i still think it looks easy as hell. karofsky: yeah i'm over it by now, tbh i deserved it karofsky: honestly... not too far off.

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puck: i can still be around for you man puck: maybe not like before but we're cool right?

📲 sebastian & puck

sebastian: let's not make what i'm about to say weird. sebastian: but...yeah thanks for being around when i needed someone. sebastian: you're real for that, honestly. @npuckhq

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puck: i'll tell the football team and the baseball team to vote for you for sure i gotchu puck: i've been called a simp and a sap and prob so many other things puck: but it's chill 'cause my girl is amazing so idc call me whatever if it's about me liking her

sugar: yay!! now get the other jocks to vote for me pls and ty. 👏👏 sugar: that's totally how u can thank me for changing ur image 💁‍♀️ sugar: it's true, boo sugar: ur such a simp omg, it's so cauuuute!!

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puck: got nothing planned. up for anything as long as it's chill but fun af puck: i need that puck: maybe some booze too ofc

📲 sam & puck

sam: birthday plans, bro? sam: just tell me when i gotta take off work. @npuckhq

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puck: i'll take it puck: so why's google telling me it's for someone about to get married puck: maybe a whole attention and a half if you're good

kc: only the tinest bit. kc: it's when the ladies hang out and do whatever ladies do. kc: a whole attention just for me??? 🥺

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puck: aw he misses me puck: bro i just googled wtf a hen day is and now i'm confused puck: but yeah i can give u attention since u miss me so much 😘

📲 kc & puck

kc: when are you gonna be available to pay attention to me? kc: p sure max and cat are having a hen day this week, maybe we can hang? @npuckhq

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puck: i'm fine man no worries puck: it was just a lot with the theme and then with all the other family shit i was going through puck: but thanks

blaine: agreed! i'm down! blaine: are you okay, btw? you know, after the whole family week thing... i won't pry, but i just wanted to make sure you're okay after... well, your performance. that was a beautiful arrangement.

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puck: wtf. puck: one of these days imma take you to a batting cage and laugh at you 'cause you won't be able to hit shit puck: sucks that you were outed but hey being open about this kinda shit is nice puck: ngl i forgot what we were talking about and i thought you were talking 8" and not 8'

karofsky: do not practice withcraft. karofsky: never tried but how hard can it be. you just hit a ball with a bat. karofsky: i've never done rugby. i only watch it because the guys are hot. karofsky: good thing about being outed is that i get to say shit like that now. karofsky: think i might have grown to 8' overnight.

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puck: hell yeah i am and i got the prettiest girl just for me puck: be proud of me for not saying what i wanted to say right then puck: looking forward to this special treat babe. do i get a hint

catrina: the very handsomest. catrina: are you ready for a week long celebration? catrina: i'm bringing you a special treat tomorrow.

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📲 ( puck & catrina. )

puck: 🔗 ATTACHMENT. puck: you said handsome bday boy? here's another one for your collection @clarkhq

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while he always knew he was attracted to girls, he was around fifteen years old when he realized he was also attracted to guys. a weird and confusing realization for someone so young, even more so for someone who has always struggled with his own emotions. puck soon realized that it was okay, especially after speaking to his mom about it and recognizing that the only thing that mattered to her was his happiness. he started hooking up with both, though hookups with guys were always very lowkey until the last year or so. puck owns his sexuality and doesn't care what people have to say about it. they can talk about it all they want, it's not going to make him change anything about himself.

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puck: they make no sense to me puck: yeah i do. and yeah maybe i am but it’s cool and i embrace it ‘cause idc what they say. my girl’s the best girl around and i want everyone to know puck: i’ll bring coffee

catrina: they are such dumb rules. catrina: you always miss me. rumor has it you're the world's biggest sap, babe. catrina: i'd like that. i'll make us breakfast to go.

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puck: i know i don’t like it either ‘cause i could totally be in your bed rn instead of looking at insta puck: miss you too puck: lemme pick u up in the morning and we go to school together

📲 catrina & puck

catrina: i think it's unfair that you have to leave the house by midnight, for the record. catrina: i miss you. @npuckhq

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puck: excuses. shit you tell yourself to make it better for you but it's not for me puck: yeah that works idk prob 6pm so you can have her in bed for the night puck: no you stop with that shit but god it's late and the last thing i wanna do is talk about keke. 'cause everything always goes back to you choosing to have her in your life with beth and not me puck: 'cause idk if you understand how fucked up that is. idk if you actually get what you did. your parents are shitty. so what? we all got shitty parents. but you turned into a shitty parent too by keeping a kid from her dad for eight months while someone else was there for her and not her dad puck: yeah well we're gonna have to figure something out 'cause i'm not staying here and i already got a list of colleges i'm gonna apply to puck: and i told you to call me puck.

quinn: I know, you have every right to be mad and i'm not negating that, ever. I'll spend the next 17 years making up for it. quinn: It wasn't my choice. They shipped me off to my aunt and uncle's right before I started showing and then I came back to lima in the dead of night right before I had her. be mad at me all you want, hate me but don't take this shit out on keke. I made her swear to not tell anyone. quinn: I wanted to have you around, every day. but you don't know my parents. my dad, you don't know the power he has and the shit he just does. and I tried, so many ways to get in touch with you. I was on total lockdown. I don't expect you to believe me or understand and that's fine. I know I screwed up. quinn: okay, fine. you can come pick her up from my house and I can bring her home?. I just want this to be easy. does that work for you? quinn: what time should I come get her? I am going to bring you an extra car seat so you can have it at your mom's. quinn: stop with that shit. keke is my best friend and has been since I was eight years old. when you loved me, you knew that. so just stop. you're beth's dad and always will be. it's you, me and beth. quinn: I don't know. I don't know. I'm not leaving lima but I'll def be trying to get my own space so i'm out from under my parents' thumb. quinn: i'm not being like anything. i'm trying here, noah. i'm really trying.