#( text. quinn. )

[bruciemilf]

Anyway I need a fic where Bruce, Oliver and Harley are roommates

Bruce offered additional pay to have a single dorm (Alfred bribed the board) Harley randomly showed up at his apartment because she was hiding from her prick of an ex and didn’t have anywhere else to go.

“SANCTUARY.”

“Please don’t yell at me. I punch when I’m startled.”

“Okay sorry.”

“Would you like some tea while I beat him up?”

“Yes”

Oliver specifically requested a transfer to Gotham for his final year, and decided to make this introverted bitch’s life as hard as possible.

Also.

Bruce somehow acquired a baby child from crime alley while he was picking up groceries (ramen noodles and monster drinks) and his only motivation to graduate is look good on the application.

He’s in a perpetual state of “I miss my baby so much I have to go see him” and “I am night. I am vengeance. I— Harley. Please stop taking my eyeliner. It’s unhygienic.”

“Blah blah blah, I’m gonna be a Crazyologist, not a nurse.”

“Bruce we’re literally 4 hours away from your place”

“Ollie please drive me.”

“God — FUCK ok. Only if you PROMISE I’ll be godfather.”

They’re all also vigilantes; But that’s the boring part.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[blorpingtonn]

[spookystarfishzombie]

[evnseokz]

{ ✎ accidentally sending you a nude - riize }

pairing: riize x reader

warnings: suggestive content, mostly just silliness, mentions of nudes, and dicks, mention of trump due to tiktok reference (link here), gypsy rose reference too (sorry yall ���😭)

authors note: first time ever doing one of these so i hope i did okay 😭 tried to make it super silly so i hope you guys enjoy!!

MINORS DNI

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[freeabortionslol]

hughes sister texting au (jack, quinn, luke x sister!reader) ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

summary: groupchat au with the hughes brothers and their little sister (reader) warnings!! cursing, y/n bullying luke a/n: the start of a new series!! (i promise the lake house series will continue i just think this is fun) who do we think her love interest should be?? i teased ethan & brock buutttt i could also see connor bedard, macklin celebrini, or will smith.

[fyeaheddiemunson]

I cropped myself out because this isn't about me...but I often randomly think about how stupid good Joe looked at MegaCon 🥵

The sigh of relief I let out when I saw he smiled both times LET ME TELL YOU

[bruciemilf]

AUs where Thomas and Martha come back to life are significantly funnier if you consider the possibility of them adopting Harley and Oliver.

Bruce needs to cuddle Damian like an emotional support cat while all three of his parents argue in the kitchen. Dick would join, but he’s a bit too shell shocked that his dead grandparents are, you know, standing in his kitchen.

“Okay, so wait, he didn’t finish med school?! I specifically requested it!”

“I’m sorry, have you tried wrangling your feral batch of kittens before? The only one who successfully graduated is Harley.”

Oliver throws his hands in the air while Harley preens, “I finished business school!”

Martha sighs, “So did Lex Luthor, my darling.”

“Okay, well, I’m gonna die before I become a billionaire, so there.”

“Hell yeah, that’s my girl.”

“Sadly, she was discredited once her turbulent affair with the clown started…”

Thomas guffaws. Looking at Alfred like he said the most unbelievable shit in the world.

“Harley. Dated a man. OUR Harley?”

“I was equally disappointed.”

“Okay, well, favorite in law, 1 2 3 go,”

They all say Dinah at the same time, much to Bruce’s dismay. He gets it, but Clark is very kind to him. “Papa!”

Thomas shrugs, “I’m a Virgo, not a liar.”

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[percythejedi]

i'm sorry about the cass one LMAO I swear I love her

[krytus]

come back. please, come back.

[spookystarfishzombie]

[evnseokz]

{ ✎ asking them what leg it’s down - riize }

pairings: ot7 bf riize! x reader!

contents: suggestive content, mentions of dicks ofc, silliness as always

req: asking riize what leg is their cock down ! 😋

a.n: SO sorry this took so long to do, i had absolutely no idea where i wanted to go w this req until recently </3

shotaro & eunseok ♡ˎˊ˗

sungchan & wonbin ♡ˎˊ˗

seunghan & sohee ♡ˎˊ˗

anton ♡ˎˊ˗

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[shyjusticewarrior]

[agentbootyreportingforduty]

h50 mains + tumblr text posts

[zzbubblegumbitchzz]

i need pt 2 of quinn being a freak over text cause omg its perfection

hi babe, so sorry for the delay. life is busy BUT here’s some suggestive bf!Quinny