/no͞o·de·ro͞o/ noun 1. a strip, ring, or tube of pasta or a similar dough, typically made with egg and usually eaten with a sauce or in a soup. //Noodle RP Blog// est. 4/20/2014
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TOOCHI:
“Oh. I guess that’s a little bet–”
“…”
“W-wait…that’s not any better at all! That’s still like every candy!”
Loud distressed 2D whine.
“No crying!!”
“I won’t eat too much.. Promise..”
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TOOCHI:
“NOODLE. DON’T YOU DARE EAT THAT MUCH CANDY! THAT’S TOO MUCH!”
He knows there’s no point in trying to talk her out of it, but you can’t blame him for trying.
“OK, OK. I’ll only eat candies that have vowels in their name..”
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TOOCHI:
SHEER TERROR. “YOU DID WHAT?!? NOODLE! NO!”
“SO. MUCH. CANDY-! S-U-G-A-R SUGAR RUSH SUGAR RUSH!!”
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bluehaired-frontman:
“No.”
He has no idea what she just said.
“I. BOUGHT. THE. WHOLE. STORE!!!!”
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“黙れ!私はすでに店を買い取ったことを知っていますか?”
“Since Halloween candy is on sale now, if anyone gets the brilliant idea to give Noodle candy…don’t. Noodle is not allowed t’ have sugar.”
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Simple Useful Japanese
www.instagram.com/valiantjapanese
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Photo by @chefdanny_cookingbyheart on Instagram.
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/rant please stay FAR away from me right now. (This is a warning)
Since this seems to happen every single god damn mother fucking time I don’t have a clearly posted rules page, I went and made a fancy info-graphic for every single god damn mother fucking time I have to reiterate this mother fucking rhetoric I’m so fucking through and I want to scream for years
What my character says/does doES NOT REFLECT HOW I FEEL AS A PERSON JFC THIS IS WHY I KEEP LEAVING GOD DAMN. I’m just so done. I can’t do this anymore. This is just so ludicrous and I just can’t do it.
Anyway I’m off for the night and likely won’t be back for a while.
If you want contact info, just message me, I’ll get an Email and message back at some point ugh ugh ugh.. I’m sorry everyone I’m just far too old and salty apparently. There’s a slim chance i’ll change my mind, likely delete this im just SO MAD rn...
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Rumor has it a certain prickly old green cactus has a preference over a certain murderous cyborg.
“ Yeugh I heard... What an assface.. ”
“ I mean, she likes Twilight for fucksake.. “
#I mean seriously#Anyone who likes twilight needs to be dipped in broiling lava#eww#only he could have made something that evil..#demanana
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Why does your URL say Nude ru?
bc im secretly a porn star B)
#tbrh it's because my original URL Nudoru was taken#and my bastard version was somehow ALSO taken??#so Nuderu was the cheapest bastard I could get#I've been RPing Noodle for like 10 years#lol#Name's changed like 8273 times I guess this is the worst?#Anonymous
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Bonsoir! Bonjour! Bonne journée! Le français est une langue amusante. APPRENDRE.
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