/shows Al a magazine page of different types of detachable heads and pointing at the flat screen TV one/
Vox: It’ll be great right? Totally a good look for our business!
Alastor:hmmmmmm… nope!
/alastor got back to reading his mamas cook book/
Vox: WHAT! WHY?
/Alastor closed his book and faced him/
Alastor: because if you get that ridiculous head I won’t be able to hold you head anymore. Think about it whenever we cuddle your pointy screen edges would be in the way, every time you pick me up and carry me around the tower I won’t be able to nuzzle you without your pointy screen stabbing me, every time I want to caress your face I can’t there’ll be nothing to caress.
/Alastor stands up to be inches away from Voxs face/
Plus if you changed your head now I’ll never feel the warmth in your cheeks anymore if you change into that cold lifeless thin TV screen.
/Alastor pulls Vox down by the neck a kisses him, once he done he whispers in his ear/
Don’t take away what I love most about you Voxy~
/with that he walks away leaving an overheated, flustered, stunned Vox standing there in the living room as all of Pride ring expect for them have black out/ ♥️
Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.
{Part 1}
I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)