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2024 version of this chart

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Look, sometimes you just wanna make a sedoretu, okay?

(By the way, I would love to see reblogs of this chart filled in with screenshots or fanarts of your own sedoretu ships.)

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I love me a pseudo-historical arranged marriage au but it always nudges my suspension of disbelief when the author has to dance around the implicit expectation that an arranged marriage should lead to children, which a cis gay couple can't provide.

I know for a lot of people that's irrelevant to what they want from an Arranged Marriage plot, but personally I like playing in the weird and uncomfortable implications.

So, I've been thinking about how you would justify an obviously barren marriage in That Kind of fantasy world, and I thought it'd be interesting if gay marriage in Ye Old Fantasy Land was a form of soft disinheritance/abdication.

Like, "Oh, God, I don't want to be in this position of power please just find me a boy to marry", or, "I know you should inherit after you father passes but as your stepmother/legal guardian I think it'd make more sense if my kids got everything, so maybe consider lesbianism?", or "Look, we both know neither of our families has enough money to support that many grandkids, so let's just pair some spares and save both our treasuries the trouble".

Obviously this brings in some very different dynamics that I know not everyone would be pinged by, but I just think it'd be neat.

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oh they want him so bad this is just………

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raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can't locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn't archive because you always assumed they'd be there.

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the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

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please, i'm a fighter, not a lover! put your pants back on and draw your blade.

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call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine

HELP

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old youtube neon lyric videos

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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they are yaoi but wlw to me if that makes any sense

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already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

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“I need you here.”

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Izzy (and Bill) reacting to Zheng Yi Sao fighting Steak Knife

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babygirl there are fandoms on my dashboard that i havent even heard of