nyxthekid

[nyxthekid]

Heyo! I know I havent been on much but this is just to say that I will be posting alot of shady oaks SMP stuff.

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I just got the craziest idea and I'm not 100% sure but ya know what imma go with it.

What if George is manipulating Dream.

Think about it.

George is literally more precious to Dream than anyone and George knows that. He could easily manipulate Dream into making him do whatever he wanted.

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Welp, there goes my sleep. New story out!

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MY HEART DUDEEEEEE

“Do you have a color?”

Wilbur’s voice is quiet in the room, his body settled on the floor, and Techno knows he’s not talking to him, knows he’s talking to the other ghost, so he stays silent as he searches through the books.

“What do you mean?” Schlatt’s voice is soft, hesitant, and Wilbur grins.

“Like, my blue! I carry it around and give it to people so that they’ll stop being sad.” When Techno glances back, he’s pulled out some as an example, handing it over to the man in the blue sweater.

Schlatt holds it in his hands lightly, and swallows before he speaks.

“I have red.” He pulls it out of his pocket and lets Wilbur hold it this time, and Techno leans against the wall to watch. “I think it takes away people’s anger, and stops making them so mad.”

“That’s really cool!” Wilbur grins, and Schlatt smiles at that. “We’re like the purple duo.”

“Yeah, the purple duo.” Schlatt repeats softly, a smile on his face.

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SAM WOULD 100% DO THAT WHAT

broke: sam is making the jail in the smp to capture a dangerous entity that might cause immense harm to their lands 

woke: sam is making the jail in the smp so they can play cops n robbers and reenact a whole klub ice sequence

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Wow

good afternoon to half endermen with memory loss who have no fucking clue whats happening, vacation ghosts who also have memory loss, forever asleep ex-kings, current kings, depressive exiled blonds, teenage presidents, gods who swore once and made everyone perpetually terrified, retired anthropamorphic pigs, fathers who support said anthropomorphic pigs life choices, creeper men who are trying their hardest, kind demons who protect egg guts, happy lesbian couples, and finally, ex-pyromaniacs with the weirdest fuckin moral compass ive ever seen.

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Unpopular opinion: Awesamdude a.k.a Sam is the most intelligent server and definetly the most underrated.

I mean look at him, he SINGLE-HANDEDLY built the prison with the redstone and all.

He is one of the smartest people and DEFINITELY one of the strongest.

His lines are always overlooked and skipped and I really hope that he becomes one of the more important characters on the DreamSMP.

Let's also not forget his a GOD at connect4 as well.

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Sleepy bois Inc headcanons because after Tommy's recent stream with technoblade makes me soft so much

I lied it's more to Techno and Tommy headcanons because I love their brotherly bond so much hhh

Tommy used to call Wilbur wilby a lot when he was a kid and Wilbur didn't mind, he finds it cute

But as they got older Tommy stops calling him wilby until the Manburg Vs pogtopia war

Wilbur was shocked when Tommy called him that for the first time after years and he obviously secretly melt even though he kinda tease tommy

Sleepy!Tommy with his habit to blur out names , ended up calling technoblade Big brother, Wilbur Wilby and Philza Dadza

Baby!Tommy being a huge napper, used to have those nap routine where he would whine to techno to carry him and sleeps on his bed

Techno calling Tommy a baby whenever he told techno he had a nap before or he's going to nap soon (bc today's stream makes me think of it)

Whenever philza is not home, Wilbur is in charge of house chores, techno is in charge of babysitting and Tommy is in charge of being a clingy baby in question

Tommy being more close to techno when he was a kid and only close to Wilbur when they went to the smp

I like to think that Techno knows more about what Tommy is like as a child due to his babysit and when Tommy starts Living with him again, he couldn't help but get worried every time Tommy is not with him.

"Tommy stay where you are I'm coming"

Tommy being scared of being alone as a kid and often gets lost in his own house so techno always says that line to him

The habit grew and whenever Tommy asks for help techno immediately tells him to stay until he finds him

Techno always keeps spare stuff in him in case Tommy needs it, habit™

Baby!Tommy was a big spoiled kid tbh , everyone loves him even if he's annoying as hell

Techno having that brotherly instinct to protect Tommy whenever they're together, like fighting off mobs when Tommy is doing something , that damn cobblestone tower smh

That's all

Yes

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*Phil joined the party*

*SBI assemble complete*

Don't mind Techno, they are a family, thank you very much

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Reblogged to remember

The Unofficial DreamSMP Family Tree

THIS IS NOT SHIPPING . this is about the characters in the smp , not the actual people .

everything has been researched to my best ability , a mix of fact and popular headcannons .

if you think anything needs to be changed or have information please do not hesitate to send it in , it would help a lot ! :)

parents

callahan : biological father of phil , thunder , and dream . married to alyssa .

dream : father of nameless child who is believed to be fundys , but could quite possibly be george’s as well . ex of george and sapnap .

eret : adoptive father of fundy .

philza : biological father to techno , wilbur , and tommy . adoptive father to tubbo .

schlatt : biological father of tubbo , later put him in a box on the side of the road where he was found by phil . was dating , and possibly was married to quackity . now dead and a zombie .

wilbur : biological father of fundy . used to be married to salmon . fraternal twin of techno , big brother to tommy and tubbo . now dead and a ghost .

married / in relationships

alyssa : married to callahan .

badboyhalo : brother of ponk , married to skeppy . apparently the father of antfrost ? possibly the father of alyssa and sam .

fundy : biological son of wilbur and salmon , adoptive son of eret . married to dream . possible child ?

george : married to ninja . ex of sapnap and dream . possibly still has feelings for dream .

karl : in a polyamorous relationship with quackity and sapnap .

nihachu : possibly married and or in a relationship with wilbur .

ninja : married to georgenotfound

quackity : in a polyamorous relationship with karl and sapnap . used to be dating ( and possibly married to ) schlatt , and is still mourning his loss and possibly still has feeling for him .

sapnap : in a polyamorous relationship with karl and quackity . ex of george and dream .

skeppy : married to bad , apparently the father of antfrost ?

tommy : son of philza , and younger brother of wilbur, techno, and tubbo. married to the grind .

others

punz : older brother of purpled .

purpled : younger brother of punz .

ponk : brother of badboyhalo .

tubbo : biological son of schlatt , adoptive son of philza . younger brother of wilbur and techno . older brother of tommy by 4 months .

technoblade : son of philza , fraternal twin of wilbur , and big brother of tubbo and tommy .

not enough information / skeptical

hbomb : supposedly the child of eret ? also supposedly the sibling of george , karl , and now fundy . not enough information

sam : not enough information .

antfrost : not enough information .

connor : not enough information .

puffy : not enough information ?

lazarbeam : not enough information .

vikkstar : not enough information .

ranboo : not enough information .

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One need not destroy one's enemy

One need only destroy his willingness to engage

-Sun Tzu

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I saw this theory on tik tok and I cant stop thinking about it.

So everyone knows how Ghostbur doesnt remember any of his memories. Or more specifically, his bad ones.

You would also notice that almost no one has gone back to pogtopia.

What if the reason Ghostbur doesnt remember his BAD memories specifically is because there are actually two sides to him. His good side, being ghostbur, remembers only the good memories, roaming around the surface of the DreamSMP and his bad side roaming around and protecting the underground, more specifically, Pogtopia.

This would mean that there are two sides to Wilbur, which would also explain why he remembers only the good memories.

Obviously, this is only a theory, and the probability of this actually being true is unlikely, but I think it's a pretty cool thing to think about.

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I choose to love you in silence,

because in silence I feel no rejection.

-Rumi

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I have never been so called out on my first day

there are three types of gen z writers

a) gay/ ally and/ or vegan litfic writers who are either earth or water signs that watch shaelin and rachel writes who enjoy writing and reading about cults to a questionable point(bonus points if they’re obsessed with the girls by emma cline)

b) high fantasy writers and readers that use intense outlining and plotting as a coping mechanism who probably have a booktok or bookstagram account and who defintly read harrystylesxreader fics in seventh grade

c) fanfic/ya writers that only publish first draft chapters of a story at three am bursts of adhd and/or coffe who either love or hate astrology and who probably run a multifandom account and are super protective of their internet identity

all of them still use tumblr because they all know it is the superior social media platform